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( distant beeping sound. )
January 26, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Hmm.

Meep, meep.
January 25, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Beep, and maybe even meep.
January 24, 2026 at 10:08 AM
bweep, bweep .
January 22, 2026 at 4:05 AM
meep meep.
January 22, 2026 at 3:12 AM
January 20, 2026 at 5:43 AM
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to do list: ^&$%! johnny storm and then %^&$&*$! his %^$&!!
January 17, 2026 at 11:31 PM
How long do y'think it'll take for the Elders to notice I keep making flame dupes so I can wander off and play video games in the corner while they have their whole Chess-Off or whatever.
January 17, 2026 at 11:31 PM
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everything burns
light it up let's go
light it up let's go

i'm on fire
burning brighter than anyone alive
i'm way too hot to touch so just remember if you try

everything burns
January 17, 2026 at 4:24 AM
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They won't let me play this song on the Building's speaker system anymore...
January 17, 2026 at 11:28 AM
They won't let me play this song on the Building's speaker system anymore...
January 17, 2026 at 11:28 AM
okay I gotta go back to being a sentient chess piece, laters.
January 17, 2026 at 4:14 AM
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hey can i get a
November 29, 2025 at 7:36 AM
... Okay, but seriously, I don't remember slot machines and poker cards being part of chess. Or like.. did I super duper hit my head on something.
January 17, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Uhhh... y'know, uh, edge of the universe, realm of the Elders, um... I dunno the address or whatever. It's probably got some really fancy name I don't know and felt too scared to ask for.
Of course you wouldn't.....

Well I'm sending the book through now to.... Wherever the hell you are
January 17, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Uhhh... I wasn't paying attention during Chess Class?
Ok yea I cam do that

Also how do you not know the basics of Chess, Uncle Johnny? I feel like that's something everyone knows
Uhhh... The really ominous looking glowy starry one in the lab, yeah.

Well... I figure starting somewhere basic will help? Maybe?
January 17, 2026 at 4:04 AM
Uhhh... The really ominous looking glowy starry one in the lab, yeah.

Well... I figure starting somewhere basic will help? Maybe?
I can't even make a portal yet.... Or wait did you just mean the normal one in the lab?

Also I don't know how that's gonna help you
January 17, 2026 at 3:59 AM
It's still level eighty-two...
That sounds very cool, to be honest.
January 17, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Can you send me a Chess For Dummies book through a portal?
I don't know if I should be concerned about Uncle Johnny's statements or just ignore it and focus on my own stuff like usual.....
January 17, 2026 at 3:57 AM
"Ah... Can't say I'm familiar with the field or business. Most of the jewelry in our Building is... Well, gadgetry and gizmos."
January 17, 2026 at 3:56 AM
For the record I don't even remember how to play chess and at this point, I'm too scared to ask the Elders to explain it to me. Like uh. When does the ace of spades get to move on the board, or why is the club of diamonds on E62? what square is 42-F. help.
also busy being a chess piece in a really big galactic chess game but like. that's not really that interesting to talk about honestly.
January 17, 2026 at 3:53 AM
Well now I have to level up my reference understanding.
January 17, 2026 at 3:50 AM
sorry been busy. leveling up my goldsmith proficiency. You know how it is.
January 17, 2026 at 3:44 AM