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floatin the #1 thought bubbles to your brain sponge absorb absorb --- comedy writer, toronto, any pronouns

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dj @derekjay.bsky.social · Feb 23

me: *spinning round n round real fast*

everyone i know who's gathered to ask me why i won't stop spinning round n round real fast: damn that looks fun as hell

the museum guide of the museum of spinning round n round real fast showing visitors our spinning skeletons: this is where it all started

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dj @derekjay.bsky.social · 1d

dodgers, please win. we can't let rogers win the world series. also i don't wanna deal with all the honking and traffic

dj @derekjay.bsky.social · 1d

the new ending just changes set dressing around the finale. same stuff still happens with chronos, but executed slightly different

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dj @derekjay.bsky.social · 2d

the only reason i knew is because i checked twitch notifs. but i watch twitch about twice a year so the rest of the time i just forgot. and i legit don't even know if they had a games app to centralize everything

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dj @derekjay.bsky.social · 2d

my mom told me it was illegal to have them on. are you telling me she lied...

dj @derekjay.bsky.social · 7d

i can vouch as one of the people who told you that like a month ago. lmao jesus fuck

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dj @derekjay.bsky.social · 7d

as a generalist gamer who loves new experiences and weird indies it's insane to me that we don't have a proper market for it. i hate to say we need an A24 for games but there's gotta be a way to capture the interest. people are missing out on games they'd love that are often like $5

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dj @derekjay.bsky.social · 7d

if inflation factored in average housing accurately it'd be like 50% higher than it is, it doesn't scale 1 to 1 with cost of living which anyone can tell you has risen exorbitantly and cut into entertainment budgets

dj @derekjay.bsky.social · 9d

i was just thinking how maybe they'd be more effective if they didn't make you wanna close them as quickly as possible with a siren noise

dj @derekjay.bsky.social · 9d

it kicks fucking ass

dj @derekjay.bsky.social · 12d

video games should have accessible difficulty options, but in addition should let you skip directly to any section you want to play. it's your game and your time and you should be able to determine your own enjoyment, same as you can with any show or movie at home

dj @derekjay.bsky.social · 17d

"Tell me more about the CAN. EAT. MORE." was too perfect a predictor of how the chatbots function

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dj @derekjay.bsky.social · 24d

so i finished the game now and just wanna say this was a really massive and shitty spoiler to post 2 days after the game came out, like there isn't anything else that could mean dude

dj @derekjay.bsky.social · Sep 27

dawg the entire genre of cyberpunk is about this scenario

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dj @derekjay.bsky.social · Sep 23

swallowed my desktop pc so i can still play hades 2

dj @derekjay.bsky.social · Sep 20

*picture of mr hanky* lets explore the mind of all cis white guys

dj @derekjay.bsky.social · Sep 19

"hello, news? i want you to publish a story about how i'm a big wussy loser. can you pwetty pwease tell your readers what a sucking binky full diaper baby i am? thank you"

Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · Sep 19

No.

“Hesseltine says an unknown white substance got on his uniform during the vehicle search…while putting handcuffs on the men, he fell & cut his arm. A minute later, he felt like something was wrong…”What we're assuming happened is, that same powder that was on the front was possibly on my arm.””

Wiscasset police chief describes losing consciousness from exposure to drugs during traffic stop
Police believe fentanyl went into an open wound on Chief Larry Hesseltine's arm after searching a vehicle
WMTW
Updated: 11:55 AM EDT Sep 11, 2025

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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · Sep 18

People who criticize transgender people say there are only two genders.
But the soul has so much more individuality🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

No matter how much my activities are restricted, super Chiitan will continue to speak out until we live in a world where everyone can freely express their love and love each other♡

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dj @derekjay.bsky.social · Sep 16

i wish every movie with jumpscares had a no jumpscares cut

dj @derekjay.bsky.social · Sep 15

ok but what else do you use it to mean

dj @derekjay.bsky.social · Sep 15

what do you use it to mean

dj @derekjay.bsky.social · Sep 15

who says gunned down to mean something different than murdered?

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dj @derekjay.bsky.social · Jun 18

political violence is unacceptable unless it's violence done by a politician against literally anyone other than another politician

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dj @derekjay.bsky.social · Sep 10

youtu.be/uhoEJg5Oxg4

Sex Your Food: Mac and Cheese

YouTube video by Taylor Moore

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dj @derekjay.bsky.social · Sep 9

looking at it i'd bet first paragraph genuine, entire rest bullshit and sent to multiple people

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dj @derekjay.bsky.social · Sep 9

i saw you said you know who this is but "it's important to me that visual artists like you have tools to bring your creation into new dimensions" is an AI slop sentence if i've ever seen one

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