Body Coach Derek | Online Fitness Coach
@derekneverfails.bsky.social
Online fitness coach, Nutritionist and overall badass. I have a lot to say about our government, and I help people get into the best shape of their lives.
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The election was hacked. You know it and I know it.
The assassination attempt was staged as fuck.
Am I a conspiracy theorist? Nope, I just have a goddamn brain
The assassination attempt was staged as fuck.
Am I a conspiracy theorist? Nope, I just have a goddamn brain
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The emails showed that he was associating with Jeffrey WHILE he was president. The end is near.
November 13, 2025 at 5:41 PM
The emails showed that he was associating with Jeffrey WHILE he was president. The end is near.
The White House has turned into a lair
November 10, 2025 at 10:32 PM
The White House has turned into a lair
To the living we owe respect, but to the dead we owe only the truth
November 8, 2025 at 6:27 PM
To the living we owe respect, but to the dead we owe only the truth
We’ve all seen him “dance”.
He doesn’t need a ballroom, he needs a mental institution.
He doesn’t need a ballroom, he needs a mental institution.
November 6, 2025 at 9:03 PM
We’ve all seen him “dance”.
He doesn’t need a ballroom, he needs a mental institution.
He doesn’t need a ballroom, he needs a mental institution.
Blue wave baby
November 5, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Blue wave baby
Fitness and Depression- can they work together?
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The Heaviest Weight - My Mental Health Struggles
Depression, Dumbbells, and Daily Prozac: My Battle with the Blues
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October 30, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Fitness and Depression- can they work together?
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I did a thing (no more topknot)
October 30, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I did a thing (no more topknot)
If you ever inspire 7 MILLION to pause their lives to show their disgust about the job you are doing, this would be a fantastic sign to hang it the fuck up
October 20, 2025 at 5:09 PM
If you ever inspire 7 MILLION to pause their lives to show their disgust about the job you are doing, this would be a fantastic sign to hang it the fuck up
How about we actually fucking vote this time for Democratic leaders in Midterms and impeach the motherfucker
October 18, 2025 at 8:44 PM
How about we actually fucking vote this time for Democratic leaders in Midterms and impeach the motherfucker
Want to watch an unmasked ICE officer get arrested and taken away from HIS kids for a change?
October 17, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Want to watch an unmasked ICE officer get arrested and taken away from HIS kids for a change?
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Senator McConnell took a fall today.
They will drag him around like weekend at Bernie’s to maintain their majority.
They will drag him around like weekend at Bernie’s to maintain their majority.
October 16, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Senator McConnell took a fall today.
They will drag him around like weekend at Bernie’s to maintain their majority.
They will drag him around like weekend at Bernie’s to maintain their majority.
What in the Pillsbury Proud Boys is this
October 16, 2025 at 5:43 PM
What in the Pillsbury Proud Boys is this
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88 counties flipped red. None flipped blue. tRump swept every swing state—each just above mandatory recount thresholds. What are odds? About one in never.
It’s about 1 in 1 octillion chance of occurring naturally😈🤬
thiswillhold.substack.com/p/she-won-pa...
It’s about 1 in 1 octillion chance of occurring naturally😈🤬
thiswillhold.substack.com/p/she-won-pa...
She Won, Part III: The Devil Is In The Data
88 counties flipped red. None flipped blue. Trump swept every swing state—each just below the mandatory recount thresholds. What are the odds? About one in never.
thiswillhold.substack.com
June 19, 2025 at 4:43 PM
88 counties flipped red. None flipped blue. tRump swept every swing state—each just above mandatory recount thresholds. What are odds? About one in never.
It’s about 1 in 1 octillion chance of occurring naturally😈🤬
thiswillhold.substack.com/p/she-won-pa...
It’s about 1 in 1 octillion chance of occurring naturally😈🤬
thiswillhold.substack.com/p/she-won-pa...
BREAKING: Donald Trump is turning himself in
October 8, 2025 at 11:33 PM
BREAKING: Donald Trump is turning himself in
Yeah okay, this no name got 26 MILLION plays on Spotify, but go on.
You’re just mad because we have all of the cool celebs, sports, and now country music 🖕🏻
You’re just mad because we have all of the cool celebs, sports, and now country music 🖕🏻
October 8, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Yeah okay, this no name got 26 MILLION plays on Spotify, but go on.
You’re just mad because we have all of the cool celebs, sports, and now country music 🖕🏻
You’re just mad because we have all of the cool celebs, sports, and now country music 🖕🏻
Fox News did to grown ass adults what they said video games would do to kids
October 7, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Fox News did to grown ass adults what they said video games would do to kids
How was your summer? Did you feel comfortable in a bathing suit? Did you participate in events or did your insecurities keep you home? I can help.
October 7, 2025 at 3:43 PM
How was your summer? Did you feel comfortable in a bathing suit? Did you participate in events or did your insecurities keep you home? I can help.
The president of Puerto Rico sounds like a real asshole
October 7, 2025 at 3:42 PM
The president of Puerto Rico sounds like a real asshole
Ed Begley Jr bought me a Black Russian last night, no big deal 😳❤️
October 5, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Ed Begley Jr bought me a Black Russian last night, no big deal 😳❤️
