Evil Dervy
@dervy.bsky.social
cathedral trespasser
sometimes make comic called pleasant town
sometimes make comic called pleasant town
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Evil Dervy
@dervy.bsky.social
· Dec 7
pleasant town comics thread because I've just realized I can pin posts now
sat down on the toilet when the lid was up now I'm stuck
November 25, 2025 at 8:40 PM
sat down on the toilet when the lid was up now I'm stuck
executioner cutting off my vaping hand
November 25, 2025 at 4:52 AM
executioner cutting off my vaping hand
the doctor is ceaselessly impressed by all the huge vape clouds I make in the waiting room
November 25, 2025 at 4:50 AM
the doctor is ceaselessly impressed by all the huge vape clouds I make in the waiting room
slipping as I walk into a cafe and doing a million dollar baby neck break moment on the wet floor sign
November 25, 2025 at 4:46 AM
slipping as I walk into a cafe and doing a million dollar baby neck break moment on the wet floor sign
they'll know how to find me because of the wretched trail of filth I track everywhere I go
November 25, 2025 at 4:43 AM
they'll know how to find me because of the wretched trail of filth I track everywhere I go
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Cough cough, come close my nephews. I have spent my entire life putting points into Wisdom. Now I share my learnings with you: Wisdom is illusory. Intelligence is masturbatory. Strength is a joke. Put your points in Charisma. All that matters is whether people think you're cool.
November 15, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Cough cough, come close my nephews. I have spent my entire life putting points into Wisdom. Now I share my learnings with you: Wisdom is illusory. Intelligence is masturbatory. Strength is a joke. Put your points in Charisma. All that matters is whether people think you're cool.
evil Dervy until the new year thanks
November 13, 2025 at 6:39 AM
evil Dervy until the new year thanks
sending AI videos to my parents of them buying me an N64 to trick them into buying me nintendos
November 11, 2025 at 5:38 AM
sending AI videos to my parents of them buying me an N64 to trick them into buying me nintendos
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Boss wants me to cut it out with the slime
November 11, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Boss wants me to cut it out with the slime
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Gather 'round, children. I got a story to tell. (children gather 'round) Ready? Once upon a– (children gather 'round) Still gathering? Okay, make room- (children gather 'round) Now hold on a minute- (children gather 'round) Wait, just a- (children gather 'round) Stop, plea- (children gather 'round)
November 10, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Gather 'round, children. I got a story to tell. (children gather 'round) Ready? Once upon a– (children gather 'round) Still gathering? Okay, make room- (children gather 'round) Now hold on a minute- (children gather 'round) Wait, just a- (children gather 'round) Stop, plea- (children gather 'round)
new game changer just drafted
November 9, 2025 at 4:39 AM
new game changer just drafted
my landlord has a secret toilet in the boiler-room that is, through the locked door, currently emanating the sharp, sour smell of diarrhea after a long night of heavy drinking.
in this essay I will prove that the song, Eminence Front, is a metaphor for
in this essay I will prove that the song, Eminence Front, is a metaphor for
November 4, 2025 at 6:42 AM
my landlord has a secret toilet in the boiler-room that is, through the locked door, currently emanating the sharp, sour smell of diarrhea after a long night of heavy drinking.
in this essay I will prove that the song, Eminence Front, is a metaphor for
in this essay I will prove that the song, Eminence Front, is a metaphor for
California is where the devil went with his retinue after visiting Moscow
November 2, 2025 at 4:38 AM
California is where the devil went with his retinue after visiting Moscow
I'm sad because of baseball not going how I'd have liked it to I'm going to rip one or two of my fingers off
November 2, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I'm sad because of baseball not going how I'd have liked it to I'm going to rip one or two of my fingers off
accidentally clicked the hyperlink that poisons me
October 30, 2025 at 6:58 AM
accidentally clicked the hyperlink that poisons me
The Jonas Brothers playing Can't Be Beat after a tribute to Stand up to Cancer finally settles it,
The Jonas Brothers are pro cancer
The Jonas Brothers are pro cancer
October 26, 2025 at 1:37 AM
The Jonas Brothers playing Can't Be Beat after a tribute to Stand up to Cancer finally settles it,
The Jonas Brothers are pro cancer
The Jonas Brothers are pro cancer
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I think it was a mistake for the LA Dodgers to put that big glowing weak point that says "bullpen" on their fucked-up kaiju boss body
October 25, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I think it was a mistake for the LA Dodgers to put that big glowing weak point that says "bullpen" on their fucked-up kaiju boss body
when I was 12 I made some Knox's Korner rip-off claymations, it's astounding to see that a concussion I got at that same age seemingly stunted my sense of humour to that of a 12 year old more than 20 years later.
October 21, 2025 at 9:02 PM
when I was 12 I made some Knox's Korner rip-off claymations, it's astounding to see that a concussion I got at that same age seemingly stunted my sense of humour to that of a 12 year old more than 20 years later.
THANK U GOD FOR THIS POTATO HARVEST
October 18, 2025 at 12:23 PM
THANK U GOD FOR THIS POTATO HARVEST
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giving myself scurvy so my doctor has something novel to work on
October 15, 2025 at 4:26 AM
giving myself scurvy so my doctor has something novel to work on