Normal Dervy
@dervy.bsky.social
cathedral trespasser
sometimes make comic called pleasant town
sometimes make comic called pleasant town
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Normal Dervy
@dervy.bsky.social
· Dec 7
pleasant town comics thread because I've just realized I can pin posts now
saying, it was just an ARG man, to the cops and they just nod and let me go
February 11, 2026 at 8:19 AM
saying, it was just an ARG man, to the cops and they just nod and let me go
I'm going to die inside somebody's wall like a rodent
February 11, 2026 at 2:30 AM
I'm going to die inside somebody's wall like a rodent
hired a clown for my kids birthday party, thought it was a balloon animal type clown but it was a no gag-reflex type clown
February 11, 2026 at 1:30 AM
hired a clown for my kids birthday party, thought it was a balloon animal type clown but it was a no gag-reflex type clown
the Westminster dog show agility course is adding bladed traps to next year's set of obstacles
February 9, 2026 at 8:51 PM
the Westminster dog show agility course is adding bladed traps to next year's set of obstacles
met my wife when I was setting a personal record on the westminster dog show agility course
February 7, 2026 at 5:43 AM
met my wife when I was setting a personal record on the westminster dog show agility course
tib-fib fracture after getting my left leg stuck in the giant see-saw on the westminster dog show agility course
February 6, 2026 at 7:55 AM
tib-fib fracture after getting my left leg stuck in the giant see-saw on the westminster dog show agility course
I bet I could do pretty good on the Westminster dog show agility course
February 6, 2026 at 7:53 AM
I bet I could do pretty good on the Westminster dog show agility course
putting the kingdom hearts 2 intro video on for my son on max volume before arguing with my wife
February 3, 2026 at 5:48 AM
putting the kingdom hearts 2 intro video on for my son on max volume before arguing with my wife
we're doing crazy golf this weekend don't ask too many questions about it
January 26, 2026 at 3:56 AM
we're doing crazy golf this weekend don't ask too many questions about it
pulling on my great aunt's lucky skiing mittens, strapping my weird boots onto skis like they're supposed to be, and careening neck-first into a tree branch
January 26, 2026 at 3:55 AM
pulling on my great aunt's lucky skiing mittens, strapping my weird boots onto skis like they're supposed to be, and careening neck-first into a tree branch
slipping the methadone clinic into casual conversation at work
January 21, 2026 at 7:15 AM
slipping the methadone clinic into casual conversation at work
hitting 40 and getting really into pulling mean-spirited pranks
January 19, 2026 at 4:39 AM
hitting 40 and getting really into pulling mean-spirited pranks
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Got a new job as a landlord
January 16, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Got a new job as a landlord
asking if they have Gamer Supps at the cafe
January 10, 2026 at 4:04 AM
asking if they have Gamer Supps at the cafe
coming home with lipstick on my collar and my wife doesn't believe it's from a Jim Wagner RBB training tool made by Böker
January 9, 2026 at 3:53 AM
coming home with lipstick on my collar and my wife doesn't believe it's from a Jim Wagner RBB training tool made by Böker
I do the under the butt shot retention technique all the time
January 9, 2026 at 3:43 AM
I do the under the butt shot retention technique all the time
it's important we all stay on message, and that message is an unsolicited photo of a penis I sent 2 hours ago
January 8, 2026 at 3:43 AM
it's important we all stay on message, and that message is an unsolicited photo of a penis I sent 2 hours ago
doctor: what, no, no vaping in my office
me: I'm vaping wherever I want I'm the vapeman
doctor: oh yes, it's right here on your chart, vapeman, I'm sorry please go ahead
me: I'm vaping wherever I want I'm the vapeman
doctor: oh yes, it's right here on your chart, vapeman, I'm sorry please go ahead
January 7, 2026 at 3:17 AM
doctor: what, no, no vaping in my office
me: I'm vaping wherever I want I'm the vapeman
doctor: oh yes, it's right here on your chart, vapeman, I'm sorry please go ahead
me: I'm vaping wherever I want I'm the vapeman
doctor: oh yes, it's right here on your chart, vapeman, I'm sorry please go ahead
logging the consistency of my shits in my consistency journal
January 6, 2026 at 5:42 AM
logging the consistency of my shits in my consistency journal
I feel like my life would be better if I was missing one or two toes. could tell people I meet, "I'm missing a couple toes." and they'd say, "no way." then I could show them that I'm missing a couple of toes
January 5, 2026 at 6:54 AM
I feel like my life would be better if I was missing one or two toes. could tell people I meet, "I'm missing a couple toes." and they'd say, "no way." then I could show them that I'm missing a couple of toes
actors above the age of 60 love to wear colourful, round glasses frames. as a statement.
January 5, 2026 at 6:52 AM
actors above the age of 60 love to wear colourful, round glasses frames. as a statement.