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𝘽𝙧𝙪𝙘𝙚 𝙍𝙤𝙗𝙚𝙧𝙩𝙨𝙤𝙣
@detectivesrgnt.bsky.social
𝙄’𝙢 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙬𝙚𝙡𝙡, @thehitcherrp.bsky.social

26+/NSFW/MDNI/ #Necromerchant
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𝘽𝙧𝙪𝙘𝙚 𝙍𝙤𝙗𝙚𝙧𝙩𝙨𝙤𝙣/𝙈𝘿𝙉𝙄/ #Necromerchant
I think it’ll be the perfect date.
Let's do it tomorrow evening.
You think so? Then there’s no reason to hold back!
February 14, 2026 at 9:36 PM
You think so? Then there’s no reason to hold back!
The place is too dark for us to ever get caught if we pick the right seats.
Why not? Unless that would make it easier for us to get caught.
February 14, 2026 at 4:54 PM
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❛ We've been through 𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐋, we've got a story to tell, how five grunts came to 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐑 the world ! ❜

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#HaloRP #Warhammer40kRP
February 14, 2026 at 12:14 AM
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He couldn't help buying this for @detectivesrgnt.bsky.social when he saw it.
"Happy Valentine's, Piggy."
February 14, 2026 at 11:18 AM
Why not? Unless that would make it easier for us to get caught.
At the same time?
Well, the no surprise is a little disappointin’, but now we can just do each other!
February 14, 2026 at 12:59 PM
//Hello new followers.
February 13, 2026 at 4:57 PM
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"Molded, rotting, slowly decaying..."

( #fnfrp / #aurp / #mvrp )

( #galacticskyrp )

"Each pun and each line ends up hardly worth saying!"
February 10, 2026 at 11:53 PM
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❛ Come on baby, don't fear the 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐏𝐄𝐑, baby take my hand, don't fear the 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐏𝐄𝐑, we'll be able to fly, don't fear the 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐏𝐄𝐑, baby I'm your man.. ❜

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#HaloRP #Warhammer40kRP
February 13, 2026 at 1:10 AM
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February 13, 2026 at 8:18 AM
Well, the no surprise is a little disappointin’, but now we can just do each other!
'Cuz we had the same idea. Thought I'd surprise you.
Why? It’s the best way to make a movie interestin’!
February 13, 2026 at 11:30 AM
//Doctor diagnosed me as ‘very physically healthy’ with a ‘weird, deformed pituitary gland’ but in his unprofessional opinion, ‘mentally ill’.
February 12, 2026 at 8:36 PM
//Can’t even go to my doctors appointment about my tumor without my own mother crying about how horrible her life is and how miserable she feels and how she’s going to die soon.
February 12, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Why? It’s the best way to make a movie interestin’!
. . .I shouldn't be surprised but I am.
I was already plannin’ a way to jerk you off in there.
February 12, 2026 at 2:22 PM
I was already plannin’ a way to jerk you off in there.
I'm sure I'm not gonna be able to keep my hands to myself in there.
February 12, 2026 at 1:16 PM
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Was there a time when you couldn't fall asleep? You're lying down, you look blankly at the darkest corner of your room. When...you swear something just moved.
February 12, 2026 at 5:44 AM
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❛ .... Nothing ever last forever, everybody wants to 𝐑𝐔𝐋𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐋𝐃.... ❜

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#HaloRP #Warhammer40kRP
February 12, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Why not? I’m sure it could be fun.
Right. Wanna go watch something?
We haven’t been to a real theater yet, have we? Just sat at home and watched movies.
February 12, 2026 at 10:02 AM
“Ah, nah. I’ve definitely looked up much worse stuff. Nothin’ wrong with lookin’ up how someone looks.”
"Don't even sweat it. Honestly, it’s probably better for your search history that you didn't know."
“No, no. Not judgey. Just feels like it’s a word everyone’s usin’ and I didn’t know a single thing about it. Feels like I’m missin’ out on somethin’.”
February 12, 2026 at 2:42 AM
We haven’t been to a real theater yet, have we? Just sat at home and watched movies.
We should do something to pass the time then. Any ideas?
It is, yeah, but I don’t like waitin’.

(Of course Bruce lacked patience. He hadn’t worked on that in nearly four decades.)
February 12, 2026 at 12:41 AM
“No, no. Not judgey. Just feels like it’s a word everyone’s usin’ and I didn’t know a single thing about it. Feels like I’m missin’ out on somethin’.”
"My bad if that sounded judgey! I definitely don't think you're ignorant just because you haven't run into this topic before. I was just surprised, that’s all."
February 11, 2026 at 6:31 PM
“No? I’m uh— pretty ignorant, I guess.”
"Wait, really? You’ve actually never heard that term before?"
February 11, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Coworker just told me what a twink is.
February 11, 2026 at 1:36 PM
It is, yeah, but I don’t like waitin’.

(Of course Bruce lacked patience. He hadn’t worked on that in nearly four decades.)
It's almost here.
( While Ryder was excited himself, he was more happy about Bruce's positive reaction to the idea. Especially since they would be in public. )
I wish it was valentines already.

(Even if he was a little anxious, he still really looked forward to it.)

It’ll be perfect
February 11, 2026 at 1:00 PM
I didn’t think you would.

(Bruce would have climbed into Ryders skin in that moment if he could.)

It’s a plan then.
( Grinning at Bruce's reaction, Ryder wrapped his arms around him. )
Wouldn't lie about anything like that.
(Bruce genuinely attempted to hide his laugh, but instead, it just came out as a snort.)

That better be the truth!
February 11, 2026 at 9:35 AM
I wish it was valentines already.

(Even if he was a little anxious, he still really looked forward to it.)

It’ll be perfect
I like the idea of it and you doing it to me.
( It would be another Valentine's Day spent nicely. )
You bet.
Really? I mean, if that’s somethin’ you wanna try.

(Really, it did make it seem a little bit less intimidating.)

It’s a date then.
February 11, 2026 at 9:34 AM