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𝘽𝙧𝙪𝙘𝙚 𝙍𝙤𝙗𝙚𝙧𝙩𝙨𝙤𝙣
@detectivesrgnt.bsky.social
𝙄’𝙢 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙬𝙚𝙡𝙡, @thehitcherrp.bsky.social

26+/NSFW/MDNI/ #Necromerchant
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𝘽𝙧𝙪𝙘𝙚 𝙍𝙤𝙗𝙚𝙧𝙩𝙨𝙤𝙣/𝙈𝘿𝙉𝙄/ #Necromerchant
(Bruce couldn’t help but quite literally pet him, eyes blown wide after experiencing and seeing something so intense. Bruce felt as if he had to cement this image of Ryder deep into his memory so he could never even begin to forget something that he found so beautiful. So endearing. Hopefully the—
( Ryder had only allowed one chocking sound to leave him when the warm seed shot down his throat. He held the position he was in for a few more seconds before he pulled away and freed his mildly sore throat.>
(How couldn’t Bruce let himself go when Ryder looked at him in that way? Something innocent, playful and vulgar all in one and it was just more than Bruce could take. He really was perfect. Finally, with a surprisingly tender handful of Ryder’s hair, Bruce allowed himself to finally let go.)
February 16, 2026 at 4:11 PM
(Bruce quite literally whined, his body curling up in an attempt to either pull closer or push away. He wasn’t sure, especially when his mind felt so wonderfully fuzzy.)

Thank you.

(Bruce wasn’t sure what he was thanking him for, but it at least felt right in the moment.)
Yeah. That's it.
( Ryder kept rubbing the spot even after he saw a dark patch growing over the crotch area of Bruce's pants. Ryder smirked at the sight, deeming it as a job well done. )
Good boy.
(Bruce was clearly interested judging by how quickly he responded. For once, he was more than happy to obey a command. Eager to obey it. Bruce didn’t even attempt to keep himself quiet as he fell over the edge. There was no point when he was already so open and exposed like this.)
February 16, 2026 at 4:07 PM
(Bruce couldn’t help but grin at Ryder’s response. He was really trying to be good. Really. But it was so appealing to be bad when he felt as if they were doing something so scandalous.)

Oh yeah? I think it’s startin’ to feel just a bit better already.

(Bruce whispered, hand slowly snaking its—
Speaking of knots, think I found one here.
( Ryder smirked to himself, knowing very well what he'd felt around his hand without looking at it. He slowly rubbed the outline with his thumb with barely any pressure. )
Gotta massage it out.>
Good. You deserve to be comfortable. No use in keepin’ yourself in knots on a day out.

(Bruce could have exploded from anticipation, but he compensated by pressing his hand on Ryder’s knee. It was surprisingly innocent. Like someone just wanting to be close.)
February 16, 2026 at 4:05 PM
I’m… gay?
February 16, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Good. You deserve to be comfortable. No use in keepin’ yourself in knots on a day out.

(Bruce could have exploded from anticipation, but he compensated by pressing his hand on Ryder’s knee. It was surprisingly innocent. Like someone just wanting to be close.)
I think you'd rather die than say something like that.
( Chuckling some under his breath, Ryder trailed his hand up Bruce's thigh, getting closer to his crotch. )
Yeah. Just getting comfortable.
( Smiling, he glanced at Bruce. )
I never said suckin’ ass was bad.

(After all, Bruce was pretty sure he was the human equivalent of cheap B rate flick. Then again, Bruce was pretty sure a cheap movie wouldn’t get the pleasant attention he did.)

Just restin’ it?

(Bruce raised an eyebrow, already attempting to not squirm.)
February 16, 2026 at 12:11 PM
They’re not? It doesn’t have to be that specific?
You can just say gay. No one's gonna strike you down for it.
I don’t know what I am though. I’m attracted to you. I love you! But I’ve been with women. That seems different than just gay.
February 16, 2026 at 12:09 PM
I don’t know what I am though. I’m attracted to you. I love you! But I’ve been with women. That seems different than just gay.
February 16, 2026 at 6:33 AM
I never said suckin’ ass was bad.

(After all, Bruce was pretty sure he was the human equivalent of cheap B rate flick. Then again, Bruce was pretty sure a cheap movie wouldn’t get the pleasant attention he did.)

Just restin’ it?

(Bruce raised an eyebrow, already attempting to not squirm.)
I asked what you wanted to watch and you picked this.
( Was Bruce's comment just an observation or complaining? Ryder didn't really care as long as his husband stayed relatively quiet. )
Just resting my hand.
( He smiled innocently and gave Bruce's thigh a little squeeze. )
This looks like it sucks ass.

(Bruce whispered, only glancing at the screen. It was much more appealing to try to watch Ryder’s hand.)

You don’t waste any time…
February 16, 2026 at 6:32 AM
This looks like it sucks ass.

(Bruce whispered, only glancing at the screen. It was much more appealing to try to watch Ryder’s hand.)

You don’t waste any time…
( While they hadn't actually come yet, tomorrow evening had. Ryder had picked out a couple of seats in the corner near the deserted front row. His hand was already busy massaging Bruce's thigh while his eyes were glued to the screen. )
Yeah? That sounds pretty good. It’ll keep everyone distracted too.
February 16, 2026 at 3:25 AM
I mean, I’m married to you.
February 16, 2026 at 3:00 AM
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❛ I don't think you fully understand the situation, 𝐘𝐎𝐔'𝐑𝐄 𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐆𝐎𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐎 𝐃𝐈𝐄! ❜

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#HaloRP #Warhammer40kRP
February 15, 2026 at 7:31 AM
Yeah? That sounds pretty good. It’ll keep everyone distracted too.
So an action flick.
Somethin’ stupid and brain numbin’. We don’t have to be interested in it.
February 15, 2026 at 3:13 PM
I would really hope so!
February 15, 2026 at 3:12 PM
I… all I understood was gay

So you better be.
February 15, 2026 at 10:54 AM
Somethin’ stupid and brain numbin’. We don’t have to be interested in it.
So what do you wanna pretend to watch while we jerk each other off?
February 15, 2026 at 10:51 AM
I think it’ll be the perfect date.
February 14, 2026 at 9:36 PM
You think so? Then there’s no reason to hold back!
The place is too dark for us to ever get caught if we pick the right seats.
Why not? Unless that would make it easier for us to get caught.
February 14, 2026 at 4:54 PM
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❛ We've been through 𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐋, we've got a story to tell, how five grunts came to 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐑 the world ! ❜

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#HaloRP #Warhammer40kRP
February 14, 2026 at 12:14 AM
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He couldn't help buying this for @detectivesrgnt.bsky.social when he saw it.
"Happy Valentine's, Piggy."
February 14, 2026 at 11:18 AM
Why not? Unless that would make it easier for us to get caught.
At the same time?
Well, the no surprise is a little disappointin’, but now we can just do each other!
February 14, 2026 at 12:59 PM
//Hello new followers.
February 13, 2026 at 4:57 PM
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"Molded, rotting, slowly decaying..."

( #fnfrp / #aurp / #mvrp )

( #galacticskyrp )

"Each pun and each line ends up hardly worth saying!"
February 10, 2026 at 11:53 PM
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❛ Come on baby, don't fear the 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐏𝐄𝐑, baby take my hand, don't fear the 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐏𝐄𝐑, we'll be able to fly, don't fear the 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐏𝐄𝐑, baby I'm your man.. ❜

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#HaloRP #Warhammer40kRP
February 13, 2026 at 1:10 AM
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February 13, 2026 at 8:18 AM
Well, the no surprise is a little disappointin’, but now we can just do each other!
'Cuz we had the same idea. Thought I'd surprise you.
Why? It’s the best way to make a movie interestin’!
February 13, 2026 at 11:30 AM