𝘽𝙧𝙪𝙘𝙚 𝙍𝙤𝙗𝙚𝙧𝙩𝙨𝙤𝙣
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𝙄’𝙢 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙬𝙚𝙡𝙡, @thehitcherrp.bsky.social
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You sniffin’ me now?
(Bruce grinned, unable to help himself.)
Guess I’m runnin’ off on you.
(Bruce grinned, unable to help himself.)
Guess I’m runnin’ off on you.
Love you too, Piggy. Love you a bunch.
( He inhaled deeply, taking in Bruce's comforting scent. )
( He inhaled deeply, taking in Bruce's comforting scent. )
Maybe not.
(Bruce looked down at him the best that he could from this angle, hand absentmindedly stroking across Ryder’s hair.)
I love you.
(Bruce looked down at him the best that he could from this angle, hand absentmindedly stroking across Ryder’s hair.)
I love you.
February 17, 2026 at 7:01 PM
You sniffin’ me now?
(Bruce grinned, unable to help himself.)
Guess I’m runnin’ off on you.
(Bruce grinned, unable to help himself.)
Guess I’m runnin’ off on you.
Now, what do you want for you?
(Bruce asked, still taking a few moments to take Ryder entirely in. He was perfect as far as Bruce was concerned. There was nothing that could convince him otherwise for the rest of time.)
It’s only fair. I’m not gonna leave you hangin’ after such a good performance.
(Bruce asked, still taking a few moments to take Ryder entirely in. He was perfect as far as Bruce was concerned. There was nothing that could convince him otherwise for the rest of time.)
It’s only fair. I’m not gonna leave you hangin’ after such a good performance.
( Ryder leaned into the gentle caresses as if it was the only affection he'd ever known. He leaned in to press a trail of soft kisses to Bruce's stomach. He adored this man so much that he could find it so easy to be gentle with him. )>
(Bruce couldn’t help but quite literally pet him, eyes blown wide after experiencing and seeing something so intense. Bruce felt as if he had to cement this image of Ryder deep into his memory so he could never even begin to forget something that he found so beautiful. So endearing. Hopefully the—
February 17, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Now, what do you want for you?
(Bruce asked, still taking a few moments to take Ryder entirely in. He was perfect as far as Bruce was concerned. There was nothing that could convince him otherwise for the rest of time.)
It’s only fair. I’m not gonna leave you hangin’ after such a good performance.
(Bruce asked, still taking a few moments to take Ryder entirely in. He was perfect as far as Bruce was concerned. There was nothing that could convince him otherwise for the rest of time.)
It’s only fair. I’m not gonna leave you hangin’ after such a good performance.
(Bruce at least had something new to focus on now, eyes instantly latching onto the view right in front of him. He drew in a breath as if preparing to say something, but couldn’t make his voice say anything of importance. What was there to say with a view like this?)
What a goddamn sight you are.
( Ryder couldn't help himself anymore. He pulled his straining cock out and began stroking himself, lustful gaze hungrily scanning his husband's body. )
( Ryder couldn't help himself anymore. He pulled his straining cock out and began stroking himself, lustful gaze hungrily scanning his husband's body. )
(Bruce quite literally whined, his body curling up in an attempt to either pull closer or push away. He wasn’t sure, especially when his mind felt so wonderfully fuzzy.)
Thank you.
(Bruce wasn’t sure what he was thanking him for, but it at least felt right in the moment.)
Thank you.
(Bruce wasn’t sure what he was thanking him for, but it at least felt right in the moment.)
February 17, 2026 at 6:43 PM
(Bruce at least had something new to focus on now, eyes instantly latching onto the view right in front of him. He drew in a breath as if preparing to say something, but couldn’t make his voice say anything of importance. What was there to say with a view like this?)
You should massage it. Really work the knot out.
(Bruce made a physical effort to restrain his laughter, knowing good and well that no wasn’t the time to laugh for a very long and varied list of reasons.)
I’m startin’ to think you might have somethin’ similar. Somethin’ is definitely swollen.
(Bruce made a physical effort to restrain his laughter, knowing good and well that no wasn’t the time to laugh for a very long and varied list of reasons.)
I’m startin’ to think you might have somethin’ similar. Somethin’ is definitely swollen.
It feels pretty swollen. . .
( At this point, Ryder couldn't be bothered to look at the flashy screen in front of him. His full attention was on the bulge he was rubbing as eagerly as one would a magic lamp. )
It could be serious. Lemme take a look at it.>
( At this point, Ryder couldn't be bothered to look at the flashy screen in front of him. His full attention was on the bulge he was rubbing as eagerly as one would a magic lamp. )
It could be serious. Lemme take a look at it.>
(Bruce couldn’t help but grin at Ryder’s response. He was really trying to be good. Really. But it was so appealing to be bad when he felt as if they were doing something so scandalous.)
Oh yeah? I think it’s startin’ to feel just a bit better already.
(Bruce whispered, hand slowly snaking its—
Oh yeah? I think it’s startin’ to feel just a bit better already.
(Bruce whispered, hand slowly snaking its—
February 17, 2026 at 6:40 PM
You should massage it. Really work the knot out.
(Bruce made a physical effort to restrain his laughter, knowing good and well that no wasn’t the time to laugh for a very long and varied list of reasons.)
I’m startin’ to think you might have somethin’ similar. Somethin’ is definitely swollen.
(Bruce made a physical effort to restrain his laughter, knowing good and well that no wasn’t the time to laugh for a very long and varied list of reasons.)
I’m startin’ to think you might have somethin’ similar. Somethin’ is definitely swollen.
Testin’ how it feels to say it.
Didn't know it was a question.
I’m… gay?
February 17, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Testin’ how it feels to say it.
Yeah, I’d sure hope so.
February 16, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Yeah, I’d sure hope so.
Presidents’ Day and he hasn’t even asked me to be his president…
February 16, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Presidents’ Day and he hasn’t even asked me to be his president…
//it’s completely okay! Honestly at this point it’s a little funny to shock people with it.
//// Okay I feel bad now I was making a joke I didnt know you were actually fired ROFL my bad
//turns out you can only support equal rights so much in a tiny town before they silence you!
February 16, 2026 at 9:02 PM
//it’s completely okay! Honestly at this point it’s a little funny to shock people with it.
//turns out you can only support equal rights so much in a tiny town before they silence you!
/// Aww shit this was unexpected ROFL
//Unfortunately I was fired a few months ago 😔
February 16, 2026 at 8:41 PM
//turns out you can only support equal rights so much in a tiny town before they silence you!
//Unfortunately I was fired a few months ago 😔
/// Boo I'm a job application
//‘the first in my line to be this old and unemployed’
WRONG I’m honoring a long honored tradition in my family. Speak for yourself.
WRONG I’m honoring a long honored tradition in my family. Speak for yourself.
February 16, 2026 at 8:28 PM
//Unfortunately I was fired a few months ago 😔
//‘the first in my line to be this old and unemployed’
WRONG I’m honoring a long honored tradition in my family. Speak for yourself.
WRONG I’m honoring a long honored tradition in my family. Speak for yourself.
February 16, 2026 at 8:04 PM
//‘the first in my line to be this old and unemployed’
WRONG I’m honoring a long honored tradition in my family. Speak for yourself.
WRONG I’m honoring a long honored tradition in my family. Speak for yourself.
(Bruce couldn’t help but quite literally pet him, eyes blown wide after experiencing and seeing something so intense. Bruce felt as if he had to cement this image of Ryder deep into his memory so he could never even begin to forget something that he found so beautiful. So endearing. Hopefully the—
( Ryder had only allowed one chocking sound to leave him when the warm seed shot down his throat. He held the position he was in for a few more seconds before he pulled away and freed his mildly sore throat.>
(How couldn’t Bruce let himself go when Ryder looked at him in that way? Something innocent, playful and vulgar all in one and it was just more than Bruce could take. He really was perfect. Finally, with a surprisingly tender handful of Ryder’s hair, Bruce allowed himself to finally let go.)
February 16, 2026 at 4:11 PM
(Bruce couldn’t help but quite literally pet him, eyes blown wide after experiencing and seeing something so intense. Bruce felt as if he had to cement this image of Ryder deep into his memory so he could never even begin to forget something that he found so beautiful. So endearing. Hopefully the—
(Bruce quite literally whined, his body curling up in an attempt to either pull closer or push away. He wasn’t sure, especially when his mind felt so wonderfully fuzzy.)
Thank you.
(Bruce wasn’t sure what he was thanking him for, but it at least felt right in the moment.)
Thank you.
(Bruce wasn’t sure what he was thanking him for, but it at least felt right in the moment.)
Yeah. That's it.
( Ryder kept rubbing the spot even after he saw a dark patch growing over the crotch area of Bruce's pants. Ryder smirked at the sight, deeming it as a job well done. )
Good boy.
( Ryder kept rubbing the spot even after he saw a dark patch growing over the crotch area of Bruce's pants. Ryder smirked at the sight, deeming it as a job well done. )
Good boy.
(Bruce was clearly interested judging by how quickly he responded. For once, he was more than happy to obey a command. Eager to obey it. Bruce didn’t even attempt to keep himself quiet as he fell over the edge. There was no point when he was already so open and exposed like this.)
February 16, 2026 at 4:07 PM
(Bruce quite literally whined, his body curling up in an attempt to either pull closer or push away. He wasn’t sure, especially when his mind felt so wonderfully fuzzy.)
Thank you.
(Bruce wasn’t sure what he was thanking him for, but it at least felt right in the moment.)
Thank you.
(Bruce wasn’t sure what he was thanking him for, but it at least felt right in the moment.)
(Bruce couldn’t help but grin at Ryder’s response. He was really trying to be good. Really. But it was so appealing to be bad when he felt as if they were doing something so scandalous.)
Oh yeah? I think it’s startin’ to feel just a bit better already.
(Bruce whispered, hand slowly snaking its—
Oh yeah? I think it’s startin’ to feel just a bit better already.
(Bruce whispered, hand slowly snaking its—
Speaking of knots, think I found one here.
( Ryder smirked to himself, knowing very well what he'd felt around his hand without looking at it. He slowly rubbed the outline with his thumb with barely any pressure. )
Gotta massage it out.>
( Ryder smirked to himself, knowing very well what he'd felt around his hand without looking at it. He slowly rubbed the outline with his thumb with barely any pressure. )
Gotta massage it out.>
Good. You deserve to be comfortable. No use in keepin’ yourself in knots on a day out.
(Bruce could have exploded from anticipation, but he compensated by pressing his hand on Ryder’s knee. It was surprisingly innocent. Like someone just wanting to be close.)
(Bruce could have exploded from anticipation, but he compensated by pressing his hand on Ryder’s knee. It was surprisingly innocent. Like someone just wanting to be close.)
February 16, 2026 at 4:05 PM
(Bruce couldn’t help but grin at Ryder’s response. He was really trying to be good. Really. But it was so appealing to be bad when he felt as if they were doing something so scandalous.)
Oh yeah? I think it’s startin’ to feel just a bit better already.
(Bruce whispered, hand slowly snaking its—
Oh yeah? I think it’s startin’ to feel just a bit better already.
(Bruce whispered, hand slowly snaking its—
I’m… gay?
No. So say it.
They’re not? It doesn’t have to be that specific?
February 16, 2026 at 3:55 PM
I’m… gay?
Good. You deserve to be comfortable. No use in keepin’ yourself in knots on a day out.
(Bruce could have exploded from anticipation, but he compensated by pressing his hand on Ryder’s knee. It was surprisingly innocent. Like someone just wanting to be close.)
(Bruce could have exploded from anticipation, but he compensated by pressing his hand on Ryder’s knee. It was surprisingly innocent. Like someone just wanting to be close.)
I think you'd rather die than say something like that.
( Chuckling some under his breath, Ryder trailed his hand up Bruce's thigh, getting closer to his crotch. )
Yeah. Just getting comfortable.
( Smiling, he glanced at Bruce. )
( Chuckling some under his breath, Ryder trailed his hand up Bruce's thigh, getting closer to his crotch. )
Yeah. Just getting comfortable.
( Smiling, he glanced at Bruce. )
I never said suckin’ ass was bad.
(After all, Bruce was pretty sure he was the human equivalent of cheap B rate flick. Then again, Bruce was pretty sure a cheap movie wouldn’t get the pleasant attention he did.)
Just restin’ it?
(Bruce raised an eyebrow, already attempting to not squirm.)
(After all, Bruce was pretty sure he was the human equivalent of cheap B rate flick. Then again, Bruce was pretty sure a cheap movie wouldn’t get the pleasant attention he did.)
Just restin’ it?
(Bruce raised an eyebrow, already attempting to not squirm.)
February 16, 2026 at 12:11 PM
Good. You deserve to be comfortable. No use in keepin’ yourself in knots on a day out.
(Bruce could have exploded from anticipation, but he compensated by pressing his hand on Ryder’s knee. It was surprisingly innocent. Like someone just wanting to be close.)
(Bruce could have exploded from anticipation, but he compensated by pressing his hand on Ryder’s knee. It was surprisingly innocent. Like someone just wanting to be close.)
They’re not? It doesn’t have to be that specific?
You can just say gay. No one's gonna strike you down for it.
I don’t know what I am though. I’m attracted to you. I love you! But I’ve been with women. That seems different than just gay.
February 16, 2026 at 12:09 PM
They’re not? It doesn’t have to be that specific?
I don’t know what I am though. I’m attracted to you. I love you! But I’ve been with women. That seems different than just gay.
You gotta say it.
I mean, I’m married to you.
February 16, 2026 at 6:33 AM
I don’t know what I am though. I’m attracted to you. I love you! But I’ve been with women. That seems different than just gay.
I never said suckin’ ass was bad.
(After all, Bruce was pretty sure he was the human equivalent of cheap B rate flick. Then again, Bruce was pretty sure a cheap movie wouldn’t get the pleasant attention he did.)
Just restin’ it?
(Bruce raised an eyebrow, already attempting to not squirm.)
(After all, Bruce was pretty sure he was the human equivalent of cheap B rate flick. Then again, Bruce was pretty sure a cheap movie wouldn’t get the pleasant attention he did.)
Just restin’ it?
(Bruce raised an eyebrow, already attempting to not squirm.)
I asked what you wanted to watch and you picked this.
( Was Bruce's comment just an observation or complaining? Ryder didn't really care as long as his husband stayed relatively quiet. )
Just resting my hand.
( He smiled innocently and gave Bruce's thigh a little squeeze. )
( Was Bruce's comment just an observation or complaining? Ryder didn't really care as long as his husband stayed relatively quiet. )
Just resting my hand.
( He smiled innocently and gave Bruce's thigh a little squeeze. )
This looks like it sucks ass.
(Bruce whispered, only glancing at the screen. It was much more appealing to try to watch Ryder’s hand.)
You don’t waste any time…
(Bruce whispered, only glancing at the screen. It was much more appealing to try to watch Ryder’s hand.)
You don’t waste any time…
February 16, 2026 at 6:32 AM
I never said suckin’ ass was bad.
(After all, Bruce was pretty sure he was the human equivalent of cheap B rate flick. Then again, Bruce was pretty sure a cheap movie wouldn’t get the pleasant attention he did.)
Just restin’ it?
(Bruce raised an eyebrow, already attempting to not squirm.)
(After all, Bruce was pretty sure he was the human equivalent of cheap B rate flick. Then again, Bruce was pretty sure a cheap movie wouldn’t get the pleasant attention he did.)
Just restin’ it?
(Bruce raised an eyebrow, already attempting to not squirm.)
This looks like it sucks ass.
(Bruce whispered, only glancing at the screen. It was much more appealing to try to watch Ryder’s hand.)
You don’t waste any time…
(Bruce whispered, only glancing at the screen. It was much more appealing to try to watch Ryder’s hand.)
You don’t waste any time…
( While they hadn't actually come yet, tomorrow evening had. Ryder had picked out a couple of seats in the corner near the deserted front row. His hand was already busy massaging Bruce's thigh while his eyes were glued to the screen. )
Yeah? That sounds pretty good. It’ll keep everyone distracted too.
February 16, 2026 at 3:25 AM
This looks like it sucks ass.
(Bruce whispered, only glancing at the screen. It was much more appealing to try to watch Ryder’s hand.)
You don’t waste any time…
(Bruce whispered, only glancing at the screen. It was much more appealing to try to watch Ryder’s hand.)
You don’t waste any time…
I mean, I’m married to you.
Are you?
I would really hope so!
February 16, 2026 at 3:00 AM
I mean, I’m married to you.
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Yeah? That sounds pretty good. It’ll keep everyone distracted too.
So an action flick.
Somethin’ stupid and brain numbin’. We don’t have to be interested in it.
February 15, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Yeah? That sounds pretty good. It’ll keep everyone distracted too.
I would really hope so!
I'm absolutely gay.
I… all I understood was gay
So you better be.
So you better be.
February 15, 2026 at 3:12 PM
I would really hope so!
I… all I understood was gay
So you better be.
So you better be.
February 15, 2026 at 10:54 AM
I… all I understood was gay
So you better be.
So you better be.