𝘽𝙧𝙪𝙘𝙚 𝙍𝙤𝙗𝙚𝙧𝙩𝙨𝙤𝙣
@detectivesrgnt.bsky.social
𝙄’𝙢 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙬𝙚𝙡𝙡, @thehitcherrp.bsky.social
26+/NSFW/MDNI/ #Necromerchant
26+/NSFW/MDNI/ #Necromerchant
Pinned
I don’t know what I am though. I’m attracted to you. I love you! But I’ve been with women. That seems different than just gay.
You gotta say it.
I mean, I’m married to you.
February 16, 2026 at 6:33 AM
I don’t know what I am though. I’m attracted to you. I love you! But I’ve been with women. That seems different than just gay.
I never said suckin’ ass was bad.
(After all, Bruce was pretty sure he was the human equivalent of cheap B rate flick. Then again, Bruce was pretty sure a cheap movie wouldn’t get the pleasant attention he did.)
Just restin’ it?
(Bruce raised an eyebrow, already attempting to not squirm.)
(After all, Bruce was pretty sure he was the human equivalent of cheap B rate flick. Then again, Bruce was pretty sure a cheap movie wouldn’t get the pleasant attention he did.)
Just restin’ it?
(Bruce raised an eyebrow, already attempting to not squirm.)
I asked what you wanted to watch and you picked this.
( Was Bruce's comment just an observation or complaining? Ryder didn't really care as long as his husband stayed relatively quiet. )
Just resting my hand.
( He smiled innocently and gave Bruce's thigh a little squeeze. )
( Was Bruce's comment just an observation or complaining? Ryder didn't really care as long as his husband stayed relatively quiet. )
Just resting my hand.
( He smiled innocently and gave Bruce's thigh a little squeeze. )
This looks like it sucks ass.
(Bruce whispered, only glancing at the screen. It was much more appealing to try to watch Ryder’s hand.)
You don’t waste any time…
(Bruce whispered, only glancing at the screen. It was much more appealing to try to watch Ryder’s hand.)
You don’t waste any time…
February 16, 2026 at 6:32 AM
I never said suckin’ ass was bad.
(After all, Bruce was pretty sure he was the human equivalent of cheap B rate flick. Then again, Bruce was pretty sure a cheap movie wouldn’t get the pleasant attention he did.)
Just restin’ it?
(Bruce raised an eyebrow, already attempting to not squirm.)
(After all, Bruce was pretty sure he was the human equivalent of cheap B rate flick. Then again, Bruce was pretty sure a cheap movie wouldn’t get the pleasant attention he did.)
Just restin’ it?
(Bruce raised an eyebrow, already attempting to not squirm.)
This looks like it sucks ass.
(Bruce whispered, only glancing at the screen. It was much more appealing to try to watch Ryder’s hand.)
You don’t waste any time…
(Bruce whispered, only glancing at the screen. It was much more appealing to try to watch Ryder’s hand.)
You don’t waste any time…
( While they hadn't actually come yet, tomorrow evening had. Ryder had picked out a couple of seats in the corner near the deserted front row. His hand was already busy massaging Bruce's thigh while his eyes were glued to the screen. )
Yeah? That sounds pretty good. It’ll keep everyone distracted too.
February 16, 2026 at 3:25 AM
This looks like it sucks ass.
(Bruce whispered, only glancing at the screen. It was much more appealing to try to watch Ryder’s hand.)
You don’t waste any time…
(Bruce whispered, only glancing at the screen. It was much more appealing to try to watch Ryder’s hand.)
You don’t waste any time…
I mean, I’m married to you.
Are you?
I would really hope so!
February 16, 2026 at 3:00 AM
I mean, I’m married to you.
Reposted by 𝘽𝙧𝙪𝙘𝙚 𝙍𝙤𝙗𝙚𝙧𝙩𝙨𝙤𝙣
❛ I don't think you fully understand the situation, 𝐘𝐎𝐔'𝐑𝐄 𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐆𝐎𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐎 𝐃𝐈𝐄! ❜
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ♡ + ↻
#HaloRP #Warhammer40kRP
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ♡ + ↻
#HaloRP #Warhammer40kRP
February 15, 2026 at 7:31 AM
❛ I don't think you fully understand the situation, 𝐘𝐎𝐔'𝐑𝐄 𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐆𝐎𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐎 𝐃𝐈𝐄! ❜
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ♡ + ↻
#HaloRP #Warhammer40kRP
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ♡ + ↻
#HaloRP #Warhammer40kRP
Yeah? That sounds pretty good. It’ll keep everyone distracted too.
So an action flick.
Somethin’ stupid and brain numbin’. We don’t have to be interested in it.
February 15, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Yeah? That sounds pretty good. It’ll keep everyone distracted too.
I would really hope so!
I'm absolutely gay.
I… all I understood was gay
So you better be.
So you better be.
February 15, 2026 at 3:12 PM
I would really hope so!
I… all I understood was gay
So you better be.
So you better be.
February 15, 2026 at 10:54 AM
I… all I understood was gay
So you better be.
So you better be.
Somethin’ stupid and brain numbin’. We don’t have to be interested in it.
So what do you wanna pretend to watch while we jerk each other off?
I think it’ll be the perfect date.
February 15, 2026 at 10:51 AM
Somethin’ stupid and brain numbin’. We don’t have to be interested in it.
I think it’ll be the perfect date.
Let's do it tomorrow evening.
You think so? Then there’s no reason to hold back!
February 14, 2026 at 9:36 PM
I think it’ll be the perfect date.
You think so? Then there’s no reason to hold back!
The place is too dark for us to ever get caught if we pick the right seats.
Why not? Unless that would make it easier for us to get caught.
February 14, 2026 at 4:54 PM
You think so? Then there’s no reason to hold back!
Reposted by 𝘽𝙧𝙪𝙘𝙚 𝙍𝙤𝙗𝙚𝙧𝙩𝙨𝙤𝙣
❛ We've been through 𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐋, we've got a story to tell, how five grunts came to 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐑 the world ! ❜
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#HaloRP #Warhammer40kRP
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ♡ + ↻
#HaloRP #Warhammer40kRP
February 14, 2026 at 12:14 AM
❛ We've been through 𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐋, we've got a story to tell, how five grunts came to 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐑 the world ! ❜
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ♡ + ↻
#HaloRP #Warhammer40kRP
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ♡ + ↻
#HaloRP #Warhammer40kRP
Reposted by 𝘽𝙧𝙪𝙘𝙚 𝙍𝙤𝙗𝙚𝙧𝙩𝙨𝙤𝙣
He couldn't help buying this for @detectivesrgnt.bsky.social when he saw it.
"Happy Valentine's, Piggy."
"Happy Valentine's, Piggy."
February 14, 2026 at 11:18 AM
He couldn't help buying this for @detectivesrgnt.bsky.social when he saw it.
"Happy Valentine's, Piggy."
"Happy Valentine's, Piggy."
Why not? Unless that would make it easier for us to get caught.
At the same time?
Well, the no surprise is a little disappointin’, but now we can just do each other!
February 14, 2026 at 12:59 PM
Why not? Unless that would make it easier for us to get caught.
//Hello new followers.
February 13, 2026 at 4:57 PM
//Hello new followers.
Reposted by 𝘽𝙧𝙪𝙘𝙚 𝙍𝙤𝙗𝙚𝙧𝙩𝙨𝙤𝙣
"Molded, rotting, slowly decaying..."
( #fnfrp / #aurp / #mvrp )
( #galacticskyrp )
"Each pun and each line ends up hardly worth saying!"
( #fnfrp / #aurp / #mvrp )
( #galacticskyrp )
"Each pun and each line ends up hardly worth saying!"
February 10, 2026 at 11:53 PM
"Molded, rotting, slowly decaying..."
( #fnfrp / #aurp / #mvrp )
( #galacticskyrp )
"Each pun and each line ends up hardly worth saying!"
( #fnfrp / #aurp / #mvrp )
( #galacticskyrp )
"Each pun and each line ends up hardly worth saying!"
Reposted by 𝘽𝙧𝙪𝙘𝙚 𝙍𝙤𝙗𝙚𝙧𝙩𝙨𝙤𝙣
❛ Come on baby, don't fear the 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐏𝐄𝐑, baby take my hand, don't fear the 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐏𝐄𝐑, we'll be able to fly, don't fear the 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐏𝐄𝐑, baby I'm your man.. ❜
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ♡ + ↻
#HaloRP #Warhammer40kRP
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ♡ + ↻
#HaloRP #Warhammer40kRP
February 13, 2026 at 1:10 AM
❛ Come on baby, don't fear the 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐏𝐄𝐑, baby take my hand, don't fear the 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐏𝐄𝐑, we'll be able to fly, don't fear the 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐏𝐄𝐑, baby I'm your man.. ❜
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ♡ + ↻
#HaloRP #Warhammer40kRP
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ♡ + ↻
#HaloRP #Warhammer40kRP
Reposted by 𝘽𝙧𝙪𝙘𝙚 𝙍𝙤𝙗𝙚𝙧𝙩𝙨𝙤𝙣
// Ryderson
@detectivesrgnt.bsky.social
@detectivesrgnt.bsky.social
February 13, 2026 at 8:18 AM
// Ryderson
@detectivesrgnt.bsky.social
@detectivesrgnt.bsky.social
Well, the no surprise is a little disappointin’, but now we can just do each other!
'Cuz we had the same idea. Thought I'd surprise you.
Why? It’s the best way to make a movie interestin’!
February 13, 2026 at 11:30 AM
Well, the no surprise is a little disappointin’, but now we can just do each other!
//Doctor diagnosed me as ‘very physically healthy’ with a ‘weird, deformed pituitary gland’ but in his unprofessional opinion, ‘mentally ill’.
February 12, 2026 at 8:36 PM
//Doctor diagnosed me as ‘very physically healthy’ with a ‘weird, deformed pituitary gland’ but in his unprofessional opinion, ‘mentally ill’.
//Can’t even go to my doctors appointment about my tumor without my own mother crying about how horrible her life is and how miserable she feels and how she’s going to die soon.
February 12, 2026 at 3:22 PM
//Can’t even go to my doctors appointment about my tumor without my own mother crying about how horrible her life is and how miserable she feels and how she’s going to die soon.
Why? It’s the best way to make a movie interestin’!
. . .I shouldn't be surprised but I am.
I was already plannin’ a way to jerk you off in there.
February 12, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Why? It’s the best way to make a movie interestin’!
I was already plannin’ a way to jerk you off in there.
I'm sure I'm not gonna be able to keep my hands to myself in there.
Why not? I’m sure it could be fun.
February 12, 2026 at 1:16 PM
I was already plannin’ a way to jerk you off in there.
Reposted by 𝘽𝙧𝙪𝙘𝙚 𝙍𝙤𝙗𝙚𝙧𝙩𝙨𝙤𝙣
Was there a time when you couldn't fall asleep? You're lying down, you look blankly at the darkest corner of your room. When...you swear something just moved.
February 12, 2026 at 5:44 AM
Was there a time when you couldn't fall asleep? You're lying down, you look blankly at the darkest corner of your room. When...you swear something just moved.
Reposted by 𝘽𝙧𝙪𝙘𝙚 𝙍𝙤𝙗𝙚𝙧𝙩𝙨𝙤𝙣
❛ .... Nothing ever last forever, everybody wants to 𝐑𝐔𝐋𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐋𝐃.... ❜
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#HaloRP #Warhammer40kRP
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ♡ + ↻
#HaloRP #Warhammer40kRP
February 12, 2026 at 1:37 AM
❛ .... Nothing ever last forever, everybody wants to 𝐑𝐔𝐋𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐋𝐃.... ❜
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ♡ + ↻
#HaloRP #Warhammer40kRP
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ♡ + ↻
#HaloRP #Warhammer40kRP