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Dev @devanitely.bsky.social · 12d

she’s having a top secret meeting with my sister’s puppy actually

Dev @devanitely.bsky.social · 24d

I love these little tells. my favorite was “you look like you lost a dollar and found a nickel” which I’m pretty sure is an english expression with american currency subbed in.

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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 28d

Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13

The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · Nov 10

The problem with every post-Millennial generation is they got to go straight to high speed internet. Of course you'll get computer madness that way. Make them start with those old screeching modems and work their way up

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Dev @devanitely.bsky.social · Sep 11

thank you so much

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Dev @devanitely.bsky.social · Sep 11

I am begging you to tell me how to watch this

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Rev. Dr. Derek M Ballard PhD @derekmballard.bsky.social · Dec 13

*taps sign

I’m starving but my pencil will bring forth a cleansing fire.

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Dev @devanitely.bsky.social · Sep 6

I once took a first date to the edward gorey museum, where they have the masterpiece mystery credits playing on a loop. later found out that a. she did not know or care much about edward gorey, and b. she had always been terrified of the masterpiece mystery theme

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Dev @devanitely.bsky.social · Sep 6

truly we do not talk about this enough

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Dev @devanitely.bsky.social · Aug 22

there are other worlds than these

Dev @devanitely.bsky.social · Aug 16

if anyone needs me I’ll be sitting in the sunlight staring at my hands

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𝖘𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝖔𝖋 𝖐𝖓𝖎𝖛𝖊𝖘 @clove.bsky.social · Aug 6

IN THE FIGHT AGAINST FASCISM

PORNOGRAPHERS HAVE YOUR BACK

DO YOU HAVE THEIRS?

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Dev @devanitely.bsky.social · Aug 14

my sister had a tinder date with a guy on vacation from the UK and his big goal was to see a raccoon which unfortunately did not happen for him but he did get to see the possum that lived in her yard which I believe he was equally happy about

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Dev @devanitely.bsky.social · Aug 14

Myles: “did you see they’re euthanizing Scruff McGruff? too woke. 😔”

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Dev @devanitely.bsky.social · Aug 13

someone is furious with me because I cleaned poop off her head with a baby wipe

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Dev @devanitely.bsky.social · Aug 7

anyway I’ve been reading a lot of Stephen King and listening to Billy Joel and feeling very nostalgic and also grateful as hell to not be 15 anymore

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Dev @devanitely.bsky.social · Aug 7

impossible to adequately describe the joy that comes from completely reimmersing yourself in your most all-encompassing teenage obsessions in your 30s

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Dev @devanitely.bsky.social · Aug 6

oh now that we’ve both told work I guess I can announce that Myles and I are moving again (to new jersey this time)

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Dev @devanitely.bsky.social · Jul 30

my sister and I are in our 30s and our mom is still salty that when she picked our names (Devan and Hailey) she’d never met anyone with them and as soon as we were born they were suddenly everywhere

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Dev @devanitely.bsky.social · Jul 26

excellent I’m only at two

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Dev @devanitely.bsky.social · Jul 26

bear in mind I am 34

Dev @devanitely.bsky.social · Jul 26

it’s been a long week how many martinis do we think I can get away with tonight before it becomes a problem

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Dev @devanitely.bsky.social · Jul 23

not hedgehogs, unfortunately

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Dev @devanitely.bsky.social · Jul 22

Myles says he won’t watch the five hour Billy Joel documentary with me. ☹️ divorce?

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Dev @devanitely.bsky.social · Jul 19

JAIL

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