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Once upon a time, a soldier lived through hell so that he could come home and be free of it all. Except, unfortunately for that soldier, Hell became his home.

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Frank Castle || Parody @devildogshunter.bsky.social · Jan 3

"Know thyself, know thy enemy—

¤ Frank Castle RP
¤ also known as The Punisher
¤ Can do stuff you can't do
¤ canon/non-canon
¤ [#ᴛᴀᴛᴀ☆]

—and should you find along the way that your enemy lies within, make him suffer. Make him suffer until the war comes to an end."

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Frank Castle || Parody @devildogshunter.bsky.social · Aug 13

Frank chuckled at his phone, finally kicking his boots off before throwing himself down in his arm chair.

> Yeah, Steven, you are. I care about you

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Frank Castle || Parody @devildogshunter.bsky.social · Aug 12

> Busy people don't have a lot of time for a lot of things, but the good kinda busy people *make* time for important things

He doesn't question Steven's logic. He's got an odd way of thinking about things, but it always comes from the heart.

> You're important, if you didn't get the drift

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Frank Castle || Parody @devildogshunter.bsky.social · Aug 12

Has been away on a job, but when he has finally returned he finds what seems like an offering shrine.

There's some cookies and also a flower, and there's only one British sweetheart he can picture leaving such things behind for him.

[Text to: The Boys]
> Forget you have my number, Steven?

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Steven Grant || Parody @notsteviegrant.bsky.social · Aug 12

//I miss being here, but I always feel as if I'm being pulled in so many directions.
I hate that I've been unable to be here (or my other accounts) regularly, enough to have actual storylines in place.

Know that I miss you all, especially my dear friend Scripturient 😩

Frank Castle || Parody @devildogshunter.bsky.social · May 20

//hi
I know I've been away
and I know this is a silly thing to come back with (albeit briefly)

but I'm watching Criminal Minds Evolutions newest episode and

Not my Foggy Nelson 😩

(spoilers!! it's looking like he's the bad guy, so he died in Daredevil a hero to be a monster in Criminal Minds)

Frank Castle || Parody @devildogshunter.bsky.social · May 2

//I'm so sorry that I started things with people here and on my Moon Boys and then promptly had some RL trouble and have disappeared 😅😅

I'll be back soonish I hope

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Steven Grant || Parody @notsteviegrant.bsky.social · Apr 29

//So, despite living in a 'safe state' for trans people, I have been having troubles with people at work and it is possible that our safety is compromised.

Just as an update of where things are and why I am currently not here or Frank Castle.
Shall repost to share there as well.

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Frank Castle || Parody @devildogshunter.bsky.social · Apr 25

//time for work!
I'm tired as fuck but it's all good cus it's Friday! 😩
hopefully be here later today
💚 ᴛᴀᴛᴀ☆

Frank Castle || Parody @devildogshunter.bsky.social · Apr 25

//be safe on your trip and have fun at your event! (if it is an event that is fun to go to? 😅)

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Frank Castle || Parody @devildogshunter.bsky.social · Apr 25

//so same time! My alarm for weekdays is 515 because work for my partner is at 6 and for me 630 (but we drive together because we work at the same place 😂)

Frank Castle || Parody @devildogshunter.bsky.social · Apr 25

//I swear to God I just watched a TikTok about this not an hour ago 😂

Matt Murdock | Daredevil [DEMON EVENT] @blindedbeauty.bsky.social · Apr 25

// did my friend just read me my astrology chart with a fucking pickle?

Frank Castle || Parody @devildogshunter.bsky.social · Apr 25

//we get up at similar times!
(that is, clock time, but idk timezones 😂)

Cyrus || Sam @cyrus-inks.bsky.social · Apr 25

// I have to wake up at 5:30 Am, sleep is simply not an option (I will most likely pass out at 2 /hj)

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Frank Castle || Parody @devildogshunter.bsky.social · Apr 25

> mm, no, sounds like you might hurt you
> and stop texting me while you're out in your vigilante pjs, sounds like a recipe for getting your ass shot

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Frank Castle || Parody @devildogshunter.bsky.social · Apr 25

> sorry, busy breaking into a dumbass blind guys apartment to fix his fucking heat, I'll get back to you after you're done getting shot at

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Frank Castle || Parody @devildogshunter.bsky.social · Apr 25

> you ain't got heat? blankets? I mean damn, Altar Boy, burn some candles if you gotta

> push yourself too hard and you'll be pushing daisies instead of excuses

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Frank Castle || Parody @devildogshunter.bsky.social · Apr 25

> I'm hoping you'll go to fucking bed

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Frank Castle || Parody @devildogshunter.bsky.social · Apr 25

> appreciate it Red
> you going out tonight, or getting sleep for once?

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Frank Castle || Parody @devildogshunter.bsky.social · Apr 25

> you got me there Red, guess I do

> or, you know, I'm just an old fool who thinks of you as some sort of trusted friend, and wanted to share with you a stupid story

> but I guess that's a type of love too, in it's own right

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Frank Castle || Parody @devildogshunter.bsky.social · Apr 25

> let me fix that typo for you real quick— what I think you meant was 'you still out there actually solving problems by getting shit done?'

> and why yes, yes I am.
> just not. . . at this exact moment

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Frank Castle || Parody @devildogshunter.bsky.social · Apr 25

> right, as well as or better than you listen to my advice?

> how's it going anyway? you still running around in your horny pajamas at night or did you hang that up?

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Frank Castle || Parody @devildogshunter.bsky.social · Apr 25

joy these days stemmed from the other man.

"Well, we better be off. I've got a very special fish to meet."

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Frank Castle || Parody @devildogshunter.bsky.social · Apr 25

your time, ladies, and may the Holy Spirit bless you this very fine day," he added, finding some joy in this little show.

How a day he'd been dreading had turned into something so light-hearted and fun was beyond him, but he knew at the heart of it, it was all thanks to Steven.

Seemed lots of his

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Frank Castle || Parody @devildogshunter.bsky.social · Apr 25

"Bringing other people to the pet shop with you, Steven?" Frank clutched the bag of fish food and ceramic pyramid like a certain type of woman might clutch her pearls.
"Well I never."

He grinned a sort of devilishly teasing grin, winking at Steven to really show he was only joking.

"Thank you for

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Frank Castle || Parody @devildogshunter.bsky.social · Apr 25

> No, obviously not really In your dreams Red

> I mean, an old lady did call me a priest, that part is true

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Frank Castle || Parody @devildogshunter.bsky.social · Apr 25

> Slip of the tongue ended up as Fr Pete
> so when can I expect you to come join me in church, Altar Boy?

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