Why do cats seem to be b so extra fuzzy and fluffy at 5 am?

Instead of aiming to be fearless, try to be brave. Being brave means you recognize the fear, square with it, and overcome.

Be more brave.

Might as well get the obligatory “thank you” post out of the way. (Character limits are gonna be the death of me. Hahaha)

Thank you, yes you, for being my friend. My life has been better because of you. You have been a light in my infinite darkness.

I love you.

I promised my cat I would do my absolute best to keep her food topped off. I’ve also told her that if something happens, she has permission to eat me!

OBEY ALL COMMANDS AT A TRAFFIC STOP.

Regardless if you back the blue or believe ACAB, you absolutely must follow every command. License, insurance, registration. If needed step out of the car. Don’t escalate a $30 seat belt ticket into a felony.

I made it to 52. This is much later in life than I ever expected, or wanted, to see. HBD2Me

Also while the healthcare insurance industry is terrible, I will punch anyone that disparages healthcare workers.

I love that the chocolate chip cookies here in the hospital taste so much better than the ones from Crumbl.

How are women supposed to take us men seriously when you pathetic bastards are out here fucking turkeys?

I’m not necessarily a liberal, socialist, bleeding heart Democrat.

I don’t really care for other people…

I just hate bullies, I hate misogynists, I hate racists, I hate fascists, I hate homophobes, I hate other people attempting to inflict their beliefs on society.

Oppressors must be crushed.