"‘That 𝗗𝗲𝘃𝗶𝗹 Is Misfortune Itself!’ They Say…"
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"‘That 𝗗𝗲𝘃𝗶𝗹 Is Misfortune Itself!’ They Say…"
@devilishintentions.bsky.social
"…but who cares that I can destroy everything—when I wouldn’t hurt a fly?"

So called "All-powerful Devil Among All-Powerful Devils"

A 5'8" oc. Dark themes. Semi-lewd. Multiship. MDNI 🔞.

Strict interact back only policy for personal reasons.
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Starters!!!:
August 5, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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ummm , i've never hugged anyone before ...
( besides the dummy , to test it out , )
so i don't know anything about it , sorry ...
i suppose you're the one teaching me , haha !
November 27, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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𝙄 𝙨𝙚𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙡𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙞𝙣' 𝙩𝙝𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙧𝙖𝙞𝙣
𝘼 𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙨𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙘𝙤𝙡𝙤𝙧𝙨 𝙞𝙣 𝙖 𝙗𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙨𝙝𝙖𝙙𝙚
𝙉𝙚𝙚𝙙𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙚 𝙛𝙧𝙤𝙢 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙡𝙤𝙬𝙚𝙨𝙩 𝙥𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙚
𝙏𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚'𝙨 𝙖 𝙨𝙞𝙡𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙨𝙪𝙧𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙙𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙜𝙧𝙚𝙮
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a close up of a cartoon character with flames coming out of his hands
ALT: a close up of a cartoon character with flames coming out of his hands
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November 23, 2025 at 6:44 AM
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The ratings board begins.
November 18, 2025 at 8:41 AM
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❝𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙙𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙚𝙙 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙙𝙚𝙫𝙞𝙡? 𝙉𝙤? 𝙇𝙚𝙩'𝙨 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩.. ❞
November 20, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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  #𝐒𝐄𝐃𝐔𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐕𝐄𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐃𝐀𝐘

no one said, she's a 𝙜𝙤𝙤𝙙 girl .

November 23, 2025 at 4:53 PM
"They all lived and died"

[ He didn’t elaborate, picking up chopsticks and watching her hands, memorizing their movements then eating his dish as well. ]
zhongli froze in place, snapping out of it when the food was delivered. the second option would never happen, especially now when she hides her true form.

" I see. what happened to the previous person you had contract with — ? "

she took chopsticks to start eating her dinner.
[ He tensed up at her question, yet answered anyway. ]

"As long as you want it to, or as long as you’re alive"
November 22, 2025 at 9:12 AM
[ He tensed up at her question, yet answered anyway. ]

"As long as you want it to, or as long as you’re alive"
she simply nodded, ordering two dishes for them. her eyes dropped to look at the candle, the fire that is dancing before them.

“ hard to argue that your powers could be used by someone cruel. how long does this contract lasts ? ”
"Then…"

[ He didn’t hesitate in his orders, the very cheapest main dish was chosen and nothing more. ]
November 22, 2025 at 7:38 AM
"Then…"

[ He didn’t hesitate in his orders, the very cheapest main dish was chosen and nothing more. ]
ᅠ“ 𝑰 — 𝑰 didn't expect that at slightest. it even has orbaments in gold on black surface. ”

she looked at the candle closely, before asking the waiter to light it up for them. giving him the menu, she mentioned.

“ choose something for yourself to eat, dear Azhdaha. ” +
"That’s all? You’re really kind…! So you want this exact candle, right?" [ His hand extended forward. The blood covering him comes together to take shape over his hand, in just a few seconds her exact wish was fulfilled. ]
November 22, 2025 at 12:09 AM
"That’s all? You’re really kind…! So you want this exact candle, right?" [ His hand extended forward. The blood covering him comes together to take shape over his hand, in just a few seconds her exact wish was fulfilled. ]
November 21, 2025 at 10:46 PM
"If it’s a name from you; I’ll take whatever it is you’ll give; contractor.

Was my explanation not enough? You make a wish, and compensate me with something you believe equals that wish"
ᅠ“ you don't have a name — ? you need to come up with one, I'm not creative soul. ”

putting her glasses off, she picked up the teacup, taking a sip. she felt warmth of the tea on her tongue.

“ you aren't too talkative, don't you think 𝑰 deserve some explanation for that contract — ? ”
[ They do indeed, even if they don’t know it.
Her words had him confused, unsure of the meaning behind them but dropping the thought as she introduced herself and eagerly replying. ]

"You can call me whatever you want, since I don’t have a name"
November 21, 2025 at 9:23 PM
[ They do indeed, even if they don’t know it.
Her words had him confused, unsure of the meaning behind them but dropping the thought as she introduced herself and eagerly replying. ]

"You can call me whatever you want, since I don’t have a name"
ᅠit seems they had more in common than one could expect. she was clueless with human customs, only watching them from a far. his clothes covered in blood didn't bother her, she didn't even notice.

“ me too, but 𝑰 saw some weddings. strange custom. people do contracts to be together. ” +
"Ah…really? I never got one so I don’t know what those are for. But human contracts are complicated, right?"

[ He gave a thank you and a bright smile as the tea arrived. Clueless to himself, his genuine sincerity and looks flustered the attendant. Quite a feat considering he is covered in blood. ]
November 21, 2025 at 8:59 PM
[ Is this what you want? Instantly pinning you down? Going at it from behind, not holding back from bruising your asscheeks with his fast and aggressive thrusts💕? ]
November 21, 2025 at 8:43 PM
"Ah…really? I never got one so I don’t know what those are for. But human contracts are complicated, right?"

[ He gave a thank you and a bright smile as the tea arrived. Clueless to himself, his genuine sincerity and looks flustered the attendant. Quite a feat considering he is covered in blood. ]
ᅠZhongli titled her head to the side, expecting worse consequences than the ones she was faced with.

ᅠ“ Well, for now you can join me for tea, it'd be nice to get to know you better. ”

the female ordered two more teas for them. then she added.

ᅠ“ 𝑰 thought it was marriage contract at first. ” +
"Phew…" [ A deep sigh of relief as he sits himself on a chair. Both the pen and paper disappear after being signed like dust to the wind. ]

"Thank you! I promise you won’t regret it! Ask anything of me, no matter what I’ll make it real—you’ll only have to pay me with what you think compensates an_
November 21, 2025 at 8:24 PM
"Phew…" [ A deep sigh of relief as he sits himself on a chair. Both the pen and paper disappear after being signed like dust to the wind. ]

"Thank you! I promise you won’t regret it! Ask anything of me, no matter what I’ll make it real—you’ll only have to pay me with what you think compensates an_
ᅠZhongli noticed he was slowly disappearing before her. well, maybe she could make an exception, sign the contract without understanding a single word.

placing the pen down, she looked at him, keeping her glasses on.

“ now 𝑰'm even more curious what 𝑰
got myself into. ”
"I-I’ll explain it really soon as fast as you sign it! I promise it’s not dangerous or anything bad, but you have to be quick…!"

[ His panicked voice accompanied the steady vanishing of his body and clothes, starting from the bottom up. ]
November 21, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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"Want some of these cakes? Apparently, it makes your tongue really vulgar!✨"

🖼️ + ♻️ + 💖
September 10, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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[ A face that says he’s ready for anything—nothing can surprise him!! ]
September 12, 2025 at 4:07 AM
"I-I’ll explain it really soon as fast as you sign it! I promise it’s not dangerous or anything bad, but you have to be quick…!"

[ His panicked voice accompanied the steady vanishing of his body and clothes, starting from the bottom up. ]
November 21, 2025 at 7:09 PM
"R-Really? What a relief…I thought I was a goner…! Quickly, sign it, sign it!"

[ A piece of paper pulled out of his clothes alongside a pen; shoved right in front of her—he’s not even explaining what the contract is about in his hurry, nor is the language it’s written with one of this world. Even_
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 “ the contact — 𖤠 you have my attention now. ”

she remarked, resting chin on her palm. her topaz hues surprised to see him before herself. she knew all people here but not him.

{ @goddessofmora.bsky.social }

( The hundred thousandth time’s the charm. 💭 )

"S-Say…would you like to sign a contract…?"
November 21, 2025 at 6:49 PM
{ @goddessofmora.bsky.social }

( The hundred thousandth time’s the charm. 💭 )

"S-Say…would you like to sign a contract…?"
November 21, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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ᅠ“ᅠ𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺ᅠ𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭ᅠ𝘮𝘦
ᅠ𝓩𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘨𝘭𝘪ᅠ𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘴𝘦ᅠ𝘥𝘢𝘺𝘴ᅠ.ᅠ“


November 21, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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𝐑𝐨𝐱𝐚𝐬 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭

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December 28, 2024 at 11:46 PM
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May 21, 2025 at 12:16 AM