Dean Cruddace
@devs.uk
Just an SEO living in a Google world.
💼 Work: cultured.digital
⚽ Stress: #SAFC
⚽ Footy blog (sleeping): https://safc.blog
🛝 Play: https://devs.uk
🍺 Happy Place: Here.
🛀 52: https://52.cultureddigital.co.uk
#WelliesNotCrocs
💼 Work: cultured.digital
⚽ Stress: #SAFC
⚽ Footy blog (sleeping): https://safc.blog
🛝 Play: https://devs.uk
🍺 Happy Place: Here.
🛀 52: https://52.cultureddigital.co.uk
#WelliesNotCrocs
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Dean Cruddace
@devs.uk
· Nov 25
Men: Share this with your better half. It is that time of year again
Women: This is for you, this is your survival guide
manflu.app
Women: This is for you, this is your survival guide
manflu.app
I have this thing spitting out stuff i haven't even looked at, every day, for a year. In 10 languages.
If AGI comes along, i'll be the minister for manflu at skynet.
If AGI comes along, i'll be the minister for manflu at skynet.
My recovery story will be told for generations. 📖👶
December 30, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I have this thing spitting out stuff i haven't even looked at, every day, for a year. In 10 languages.
If AGI comes along, i'll be the minister for manflu at skynet.
If AGI comes along, i'll be the minister for manflu at skynet.
Reposted by Dean Cruddace
I am the hero of my own medical drama series. 🦸♂️📺
December 26, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I am the hero of my own medical drama series. 🦸♂️📺
Reposted by Dean Cruddace
Each cough is a declaration of continued existence. 😤📣
December 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Each cough is a declaration of continued existence. 😤📣
Wishing you all a chilled one, if you have an outlaw visiting, i wish you strength.
This'll be the first time in 36 years where me & the mrs are not waking up with kids.
They've all flown the nest.
I might just wake the mrs up at 5am to go downstairs like an excited kid.
Just to keep it going.
This'll be the first time in 36 years where me & the mrs are not waking up with kids.
They've all flown the nest.
I might just wake the mrs up at 5am to go downstairs like an excited kid.
Just to keep it going.
December 24, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Wishing you all a chilled one, if you have an outlaw visiting, i wish you strength.
This'll be the first time in 36 years where me & the mrs are not waking up with kids.
They've all flown the nest.
I might just wake the mrs up at 5am to go downstairs like an excited kid.
Just to keep it going.
This'll be the first time in 36 years where me & the mrs are not waking up with kids.
They've all flown the nest.
I might just wake the mrs up at 5am to go downstairs like an excited kid.
Just to keep it going.
The US, as an experiment, is going through the pedo-nazi-supremasist-kompromat phase.
They'll be ok.
Thought and prayers.
They'll be ok.
Thought and prayers.
December 21, 2025 at 3:06 AM
The US, as an experiment, is going through the pedo-nazi-supremasist-kompromat phase.
They'll be ok.
Thought and prayers.
They'll be ok.
Thought and prayers.
Reposted by Dean Cruddace
Which Assassin are you? Find out now.
Which Assassin are you? Find out now.
www.ubisoft.com
December 18, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I'm wholly convinced that the next president of the USA will go down as the greatest.
All he has to do is reverse everything the current one has put in place.
Will this affect my ESTA?
All he has to do is reverse everything the current one has put in place.
Will this affect my ESTA?
December 14, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I'm wholly convinced that the next president of the USA will go down as the greatest.
All he has to do is reverse everything the current one has put in place.
Will this affect my ESTA?
All he has to do is reverse everything the current one has put in place.
Will this affect my ESTA?
Proud new owner of McDonalds Grinch socks.
You can't insult me on any level.
You can't insult me on any level.
December 12, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Proud new owner of McDonalds Grinch socks.
You can't insult me on any level.
You can't insult me on any level.
To this very day, after 25 years in online search marketing, i remind myself that the smarter people than me (real biz owners), have no idea of how to create a LinkedIn account.
So HTF are they supposed to understand how search works?
So HTF are they supposed to understand how search works?
December 12, 2025 at 1:28 AM
To this very day, after 25 years in online search marketing, i remind myself that the smarter people than me (real biz owners), have no idea of how to create a LinkedIn account.
So HTF are they supposed to understand how search works?
So HTF are they supposed to understand how search works?
If you're in the health & wellbeing vertical, i'm currently looking for partners for @manflu.app
I've been in touch with a few. Specifically related products/care packages. I'm not looking to be an affiliate.
Reskeets for reach please.
I've been in touch with a few. Specifically related products/care packages. I'm not looking to be an affiliate.
Reskeets for reach please.
December 5, 2025 at 7:09 PM
If you're in the health & wellbeing vertical, i'm currently looking for partners for @manflu.app
I've been in touch with a few. Specifically related products/care packages. I'm not looking to be an affiliate.
Reskeets for reach please.
I've been in touch with a few. Specifically related products/care packages. I'm not looking to be an affiliate.
Reskeets for reach please.
I may need to tone this bot down a little.
🤒 Breaking ManFlu News: "I used to have 2 eyes"
Find out: https://manflu.app/for-men/q/i-used-to-have-2-eyes
Find out: https://manflu.app/for-men/q/i-used-to-have-2-eyes
November 28, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I may need to tone this bot down a little.
Reposted by Dean Cruddace
🤒 Breaking ManFlu News: "How contagious is manflu? Can my male dog get it?"
Find out: https://manflu.app/for-men/q/how-contagious-is-manflu-can-my-male-dog-get-it
Find out: https://manflu.app/for-men/q/how-contagious-is-manflu-can-my-male-dog-get-it
November 27, 2025 at 10:45 PM
🤒 Breaking ManFlu News: "How contagious is manflu? Can my male dog get it?"
Find out: https://manflu.app/for-men/q/how-contagious-is-manflu-can-my-male-dog-get-it
Find out: https://manflu.app/for-men/q/how-contagious-is-manflu-can-my-male-dog-get-it
Reposted by Dean Cruddace
I needed this!
(Will defo send this to BF next time he's ill)
(Will defo send this to BF next time he's ill)
We're new around here. This is an automated ManFlu bot created by @devs.uk
It's just a bit of light-hearted fun; the app itself provides fun, supportive content for this devastating, life-threatening condition.
Currently available in English, German, French, Italian, Spanish, Chinese and Japanese.
It's just a bit of light-hearted fun; the app itself provides fun, supportive content for this devastating, life-threatening condition.
Currently available in English, German, French, Italian, Spanish, Chinese and Japanese.
manflu.app
November 27, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I needed this!
(Will defo send this to BF next time he's ill)
(Will defo send this to BF next time he's ill)
Reposted by Dean Cruddace
🏥 Medical Emergency Update: "My temperature is up"
Find out: https://manflu.app/for-men/q/my-temperature-is-up
Find out: https://manflu.app/for-men/q/my-temperature-is-up
November 27, 2025 at 9:15 PM
🏥 Medical Emergency Update: "My temperature is up"
Find out: https://manflu.app/for-men/q/my-temperature-is-up
Find out: https://manflu.app/for-men/q/my-temperature-is-up
Reposted by Dean Cruddace
🏥 Medical Emergency Update: "How can i fly to the bathroom without using my legs?"
Find out: https://manflu.app/for-men/q/how-can-i-fly-to-the-bathroom-without-using-my-legs
Find out: https://manflu.app/for-men/q/how-can-i-fly-to-the-bathroom-without-using-my-legs
November 27, 2025 at 9:15 PM
🏥 Medical Emergency Update: "How can i fly to the bathroom without using my legs?"
Find out: https://manflu.app/for-men/q/how-can-i-fly-to-the-bathroom-without-using-my-legs
Find out: https://manflu.app/for-men/q/how-can-i-fly-to-the-bathroom-without-using-my-legs
It works!
🏥 Medical Emergency Update: "what if i sneeze twice in a row, will it break my leg?"
Find out: https://manflu.app/for-men/q/what-if-i-sneeze-twice-in-a-row-will-it-break-my-leg
Find out: https://manflu.app/for-men/q/what-if-i-sneeze-twice-in-a-row-will-it-break-my-leg
November 27, 2025 at 7:05 PM
It works!
Added more functionality to manflu.app. You can now ask questions to check whether you're really about to pop your clogs; it will generate an answer (in 7 languages) and automatically post it to @manflu.app
Automated varied internal links for different languages are a fun puzzle.
Automated varied internal links for different languages are a fun puzzle.
manflu.app
November 27, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Added more functionality to manflu.app. You can now ask questions to check whether you're really about to pop your clogs; it will generate an answer (in 7 languages) and automatically post it to @manflu.app
Automated varied internal links for different languages are a fun puzzle.
Automated varied internal links for different languages are a fun puzzle.
Reposted by Dean Cruddace
We're new around here. This is an automated ManFlu bot created by @devs.uk
It's just a bit of light-hearted fun; the app itself provides fun, supportive content for this devastating, life-threatening condition.
Currently available in English, German, French, Italian, Spanish, Chinese and Japanese.
It's just a bit of light-hearted fun; the app itself provides fun, supportive content for this devastating, life-threatening condition.
Currently available in English, German, French, Italian, Spanish, Chinese and Japanese.
manflu.app
November 27, 2025 at 4:17 PM
We're new around here. This is an automated ManFlu bot created by @devs.uk
It's just a bit of light-hearted fun; the app itself provides fun, supportive content for this devastating, life-threatening condition.
Currently available in English, German, French, Italian, Spanish, Chinese and Japanese.
It's just a bit of light-hearted fun; the app itself provides fun, supportive content for this devastating, life-threatening condition.
Currently available in English, German, French, Italian, Spanish, Chinese and Japanese.
Testing please ignore...
#ManFlu has peaked. Drafting my final words between coughs. Tell my story. #TooYoungTooSneeze
#ManFlu has peaked. Drafting my final words between coughs. Tell my story. #TooYoungTooSneeze
November 27, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Testing please ignore...
#ManFlu has peaked. Drafting my final words between coughs. Tell my story. #TooYoungTooSneeze
#ManFlu has peaked. Drafting my final words between coughs. Tell my story. #TooYoungTooSneeze
i'm sure @johnmu.com will know better than me, but just in case i've setup gates for DramaBots on manflu.app
Also, @rustybrick.com are these bots new?
Also, @rustybrick.com are these bots new?
November 26, 2025 at 10:14 PM
i'm sure @johnmu.com will know better than me, but just in case i've setup gates for DramaBots on manflu.app
Also, @rustybrick.com are these bots new?
Also, @rustybrick.com are these bots new?
Men: Share this with your better half. It is that time of year again
Women: This is for you, this is your survival guide
manflu.app
Women: This is for you, this is your survival guide
manflu.app
November 25, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Men: Share this with your better half. It is that time of year again
Women: This is for you, this is your survival guide
manflu.app
Women: This is for you, this is your survival guide
manflu.app