Devthemage
@devthemage.bsky.social
Was dating this fae chick for awhile and she was great, but she kept turning her face into mine and would say things that I said back to me in a nerd voice during arguments. I had to break things off.
She did not take it well.
My bag of holding is now filled entirely with baked beans.
She did not take it well.
My bag of holding is now filled entirely with baked beans.
February 1, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Was dating this fae chick for awhile and she was great, but she kept turning her face into mine and would say things that I said back to me in a nerd voice during arguments. I had to break things off.
She did not take it well.
My bag of holding is now filled entirely with baked beans.
She did not take it well.
My bag of holding is now filled entirely with baked beans.
To the fellow wizard that keeps casting Prestidigitation on himself;
You look amazing, but you smell like a swamp.
Please take an actual shower.
You look amazing, but you smell like a swamp.
Please take an actual shower.
January 13, 2025 at 11:51 PM
To the fellow wizard that keeps casting Prestidigitation on himself;
You look amazing, but you smell like a swamp.
Please take an actual shower.
You look amazing, but you smell like a swamp.
Please take an actual shower.
American Healthcare is so bad that I'd rather have the Fae do my surgeries again, and the last time I did that, they replaced my broken leg with a giraffes neck and head.
January 13, 2025 at 5:09 PM
American Healthcare is so bad that I'd rather have the Fae do my surgeries again, and the last time I did that, they replaced my broken leg with a giraffes neck and head.
Do NOT create a simulacrum when you're drunk!!
This idiot is in a perpetual state of drunkenness and won't stop dancing and asking for tacos.
Its unfair.
He gets to live like that while I suffer sobriety? Stupid idiot.
This idiot is in a perpetual state of drunkenness and won't stop dancing and asking for tacos.
Its unfair.
He gets to live like that while I suffer sobriety? Stupid idiot.
January 12, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Do NOT create a simulacrum when you're drunk!!
This idiot is in a perpetual state of drunkenness and won't stop dancing and asking for tacos.
Its unfair.
He gets to live like that while I suffer sobriety? Stupid idiot.
This idiot is in a perpetual state of drunkenness and won't stop dancing and asking for tacos.
Its unfair.
He gets to live like that while I suffer sobriety? Stupid idiot.
The High Council has issued me yet ANOTHER warning for casting Femboyification during a duel.
Archmage Janus has been turning people's blood into coffee for YEARS, yet I get warnings for making my opponents absolute cuties?
These archaic rules should be abolished.
Archmage Janus has been turning people's blood into coffee for YEARS, yet I get warnings for making my opponents absolute cuties?
These archaic rules should be abolished.
January 12, 2025 at 7:32 PM
The High Council has issued me yet ANOTHER warning for casting Femboyification during a duel.
Archmage Janus has been turning people's blood into coffee for YEARS, yet I get warnings for making my opponents absolute cuties?
These archaic rules should be abolished.
Archmage Janus has been turning people's blood into coffee for YEARS, yet I get warnings for making my opponents absolute cuties?
These archaic rules should be abolished.
If a Wizard casts testicular torsion on you, dont waste a precious counter spell. Instead, try casting Immovable Object on your own balls. This will cause the other wizard to simply fondle your balls with magic. You saved a counter spell, humiliated your opponent and get a free ball fondling.
January 12, 2025 at 6:33 PM
If a Wizard casts testicular torsion on you, dont waste a precious counter spell. Instead, try casting Immovable Object on your own balls. This will cause the other wizard to simply fondle your balls with magic. You saved a counter spell, humiliated your opponent and get a free ball fondling.