Dewey
@deweyarsenal.bsky.social
Camden Town Pub Dweller, Arsenal Season Ticket Holder, FPL Player, among other things
From hunger to hungry to hungriest
Pack two cannons by the pancreas
Pack two cannons by the pancreas
December 11, 2025 at 6:05 PM
From hunger to hungry to hungriest
Pack two cannons by the pancreas
Pack two cannons by the pancreas
He has risen
a soccer player in a black emirates fly better jersey
ALT: a soccer player in a black emirates fly better jersey
media.tenor.com
December 10, 2025 at 9:22 PM
He has risen
Absolute banger Gabi!
The first player to score 5 in a row in Europe for Arsenal.
The first player to score 5 in a row in Europe for Arsenal.
December 10, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Absolute banger Gabi!
The first player to score 5 in a row in Europe for Arsenal.
The first player to score 5 in a row in Europe for Arsenal.
Used to love Dejan Stankovic in Pro Evo. Turns out the Stankovic playing for Brugge is his son!
December 10, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Used to love Dejan Stankovic in Pro Evo. Turns out the Stankovic playing for Brugge is his son!
Absolute pearl from Noni
December 10, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Absolute pearl from Noni
Why are colds so annoying and why is this my 2nd in as many months. Historically I do not get colds this close together. What is happening. Is this old age?
December 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Why are colds so annoying and why is this my 2nd in as many months. Historically I do not get colds this close together. What is happening. Is this old age?
VAR give Liverpool a penalty for a shirt pull
But if he didn't pull his shirt, he's not even getting the ball & if he does, he's on the edge of the penalty box facing the wrong way.
How can the punishment for stopping that scenario be a 99 percent chance of a goal against you?
It's fucking mental
But if he didn't pull his shirt, he's not even getting the ball & if he does, he's on the edge of the penalty box facing the wrong way.
How can the punishment for stopping that scenario be a 99 percent chance of a goal against you?
It's fucking mental
December 9, 2025 at 9:53 PM
VAR give Liverpool a penalty for a shirt pull
But if he didn't pull his shirt, he's not even getting the ball & if he does, he's on the edge of the penalty box facing the wrong way.
How can the punishment for stopping that scenario be a 99 percent chance of a goal against you?
It's fucking mental
But if he didn't pull his shirt, he's not even getting the ball & if he does, he's on the edge of the penalty box facing the wrong way.
How can the punishment for stopping that scenario be a 99 percent chance of a goal against you?
It's fucking mental
Can I just say this just to put it out there: Shut up Carragher you silly prick.
December 9, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Can I just say this just to put it out there: Shut up Carragher you silly prick.
#FPL GW15
Despite getting drunk Friday night and waking up at 12.38 on Saturday meaning I was left with my Free Hit bus team, the Bruno haul meant I finished on a green arrow by a margin of 1 point. Still feel like I wasted the free hit though. Time to lock in now
622k ⬆️ 585k
Despite getting drunk Friday night and waking up at 12.38 on Saturday meaning I was left with my Free Hit bus team, the Bruno haul meant I finished on a green arrow by a margin of 1 point. Still feel like I wasted the free hit though. Time to lock in now
622k ⬆️ 585k
December 9, 2025 at 2:04 PM
#FPL GW15
Despite getting drunk Friday night and waking up at 12.38 on Saturday meaning I was left with my Free Hit bus team, the Bruno haul meant I finished on a green arrow by a margin of 1 point. Still feel like I wasted the free hit though. Time to lock in now
622k ⬆️ 585k
Despite getting drunk Friday night and waking up at 12.38 on Saturday meaning I was left with my Free Hit bus team, the Bruno haul meant I finished on a green arrow by a margin of 1 point. Still feel like I wasted the free hit though. Time to lock in now
622k ⬆️ 585k
Mo Salah is an absolute master of PR.
December 6, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Mo Salah is an absolute master of PR.
This 1st draft FH was sort of a bus team but ended up being my actual FH cos I wasnt expecting to get drunk when I went to the pub because I'm an idiot.
Sounds very hindsight-y but I definitely woulda made a lotta changes.
That plus the hangover AND arsenal losing is making this a terrible weekend
Sounds very hindsight-y but I definitely woulda made a lotta changes.
That plus the hangover AND arsenal losing is making this a terrible weekend
#FPL GW15 Free Hit First Draft
Thoughts? Some risky selections there that idk if I've got the balls to stick with
Thoughts? Some risky selections there that idk if I've got the balls to stick with
December 6, 2025 at 5:37 PM
This 1st draft FH was sort of a bus team but ended up being my actual FH cos I wasnt expecting to get drunk when I went to the pub because I'm an idiot.
Sounds very hindsight-y but I definitely woulda made a lotta changes.
That plus the hangover AND arsenal losing is making this a terrible weekend
Sounds very hindsight-y but I definitely woulda made a lotta changes.
That plus the hangover AND arsenal losing is making this a terrible weekend
I'm over it now. You think I'm worried about the team that conceded 4 to Fulham a few days ago? Come on man
December 6, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I'm over it now. You think I'm worried about the team that conceded 4 to Fulham a few days ago? Come on man
Genuinely forgot this feeling of arsenal losing a game of football. Let's go another 4 months now.
Arsenal's first defeat since 31 August.
Emi Buendía is the hero as Aston Villa move up to second in the table and just three points off the leaders.
Emi Buendía is the hero as Aston Villa move up to second in the table and just three points off the leaders.
December 6, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Genuinely forgot this feeling of arsenal losing a game of football. Let's go another 4 months now.
Live footage of me when that 2nd goal went in
December 6, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Live footage of me when that 2nd goal went in
That all goes back to Hincapie running it out for a throw in when he should've been more composed.
December 6, 2025 at 2:25 PM
That all goes back to Hincapie running it out for a throw in when he should've been more composed.
That could be quite damaging
December 6, 2025 at 2:24 PM
That could be quite damaging
No Mr commentator the question isn't can one of them score the winner the question is which arsenal player will score the winner.
December 6, 2025 at 2:07 PM
No Mr commentator the question isn't can one of them score the winner the question is which arsenal player will score the winner.
This is too stressful for my hungover arse to deal with
December 6, 2025 at 1:54 PM
This is too stressful for my hungover arse to deal with
My nutsack before and after Chemo
December 5, 2025 at 5:58 PM
My nutsack before and after Chemo
#FPL GW14
67 points and another small red from 579k 🔻 623k
With 2 players benched it could've been worse.
That's 4 red arrows in 6 weeks!
We go again 😮💨
67 points and another small red from 579k 🔻 623k
With 2 players benched it could've been worse.
That's 4 red arrows in 6 weeks!
We go again 😮💨
December 5, 2025 at 2:20 PM
#FPL GW14
67 points and another small red from 579k 🔻 623k
With 2 players benched it could've been worse.
That's 4 red arrows in 6 weeks!
We go again 😮💨
67 points and another small red from 579k 🔻 623k
With 2 players benched it could've been worse.
That's 4 red arrows in 6 weeks!
We go again 😮💨