thea
@dextrorphan.bsky.social
20 | she/her | 🏳️⚧️
i like linux, and im obsessed with jungle and uk garage. im the smartest person i invented the wheel myself a few years ago
i like linux, and im obsessed with jungle and uk garage. im the smartest person i invented the wheel myself a few years ago
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thea
@dextrorphan.bsky.social
· Dec 16
fall alone { ft. Daisy }
credit to Daisy (ExoticRose on Looperman) for the vocals. i heard it while browsing for acapellas and knew i had to use it for a drum n bass track.
lyrics:
intro chorus
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Don't lean on
soundcloud.com
soundcloud.com/ekomorph/fal... im proud of this one
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The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.
January 29, 2026 at 10:32 PM
The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.
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The piss tank on the ISS is now 67% full.
January 29, 2026 at 10:46 PM
The piss tank on the ISS is now 67% full.
indomie tastes so fucking good how have i missed out on this for my whole life
January 22, 2026 at 8:36 PM
indomie tastes so fucking good how have i missed out on this for my whole life
performative male psychic call that man clairovoyant
January 16, 2026 at 6:59 AM
performative male psychic call that man clairovoyant
lil peep dying is like 9/11 for white millennial women with dreads
January 15, 2026 at 7:15 PM
lil peep dying is like 9/11 for white millennial women with dreads
song so good im giving my desk backshots to the beat
January 13, 2026 at 7:08 PM
song so good im giving my desk backshots to the beat
spotify emails me like a parasocial twitch viewer
January 13, 2026 at 4:01 AM
spotify emails me like a parasocial twitch viewer
the biggest beaf steak
January 12, 2026 at 6:13 AM
the biggest beaf steak
guy who gets his political news from a betting app
January 10, 2026 at 7:12 PM
guy who gets his political news from a betting app
Do you have what it takes to be the best? *cut to men trudging through mud slightly homoerotically* Anybody can do their part whether you're on the field, *generic war footage where nothings rlly happening* or you're a masterful strategist *cut to NCIS-style hacker room*. Join today
January 10, 2026 at 4:28 AM
Do you have what it takes to be the best? *cut to men trudging through mud slightly homoerotically* Anybody can do their part whether you're on the field, *generic war footage where nothings rlly happening* or you're a masterful strategist *cut to NCIS-style hacker room*. Join today
no cause tell me why i look into the gate program and all of a sudden my phone is giving me low battery notifications every 3 minutes and its slower than its ever been even at 1%
January 8, 2026 at 8:44 AM
no cause tell me why i look into the gate program and all of a sudden my phone is giving me low battery notifications every 3 minutes and its slower than its ever been even at 1%
some mf will buy a $3000 maxed out macbook pro, $500 audio interface, $200 keyboard and $600 mixing headphones just to use bandlab
January 7, 2026 at 5:07 PM
some mf will buy a $3000 maxed out macbook pro, $500 audio interface, $200 keyboard and $600 mixing headphones just to use bandlab
nobody told me new disposable vapes VIBRATE when you hit them?? who tf added a taptic engine to the lost mary's bro
January 7, 2026 at 8:01 AM
nobody told me new disposable vapes VIBRATE when you hit them?? who tf added a taptic engine to the lost mary's bro
she search on my engine till my google balls
January 7, 2026 at 6:38 AM
she search on my engine till my google balls
bro u cant say 67 bro thats a palo ritual bro i saw it on tiktok
January 7, 2026 at 2:07 AM
bro u cant say 67 bro thats a palo ritual bro i saw it on tiktok
i avoid the ao3 curse by just keeping my fanfics in my head and never posting them cause ik the moment i do some crazy shit is gonna happen like texas causing a civil war and by proxy im internationally considered a traitor for simply existing
January 6, 2026 at 5:22 PM
i avoid the ao3 curse by just keeping my fanfics in my head and never posting them cause ik the moment i do some crazy shit is gonna happen like texas causing a civil war and by proxy im internationally considered a traitor for simply existing
born to make source code, forced to snort coke
January 6, 2026 at 6:46 AM
born to make source code, forced to snort coke
"tik tok humor is just twitters reheated leftovers" used to be true pre-elon but now tik tok is the funny platform and twitter humor is reserved for your weird older cousin that has his wallpaper on all of his devices set to a suspiciously young looking anime girl (he's 34 and unemployed)
January 6, 2026 at 4:14 AM
"tik tok humor is just twitters reheated leftovers" used to be true pre-elon but now tik tok is the funny platform and twitter humor is reserved for your weird older cousin that has his wallpaper on all of his devices set to a suspiciously young looking anime girl (he's 34 and unemployed)
*extremely long skit loosely tied to the topic* To truly understand what happened, we have to go back to the beginning. *20 minutes of history starting in the 1920s* This is similar to the downfall of MTV *30 minute retrospective on MTV*
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Before I go, here's a message from our sponsor: Polymarket
January 5, 2026 at 2:00 PM
*extremely long skit loosely tied to the topic* To truly understand what happened, we have to go back to the beginning. *20 minutes of history starting in the 1920s* This is similar to the downfall of MTV *30 minute retrospective on MTV*
Before I go, here's a message from our sponsor: Polymarket
Before I go, here's a message from our sponsor: Polymarket
my youtube recommended page for the past 3 years:
"AI is ruining youtube"
Danny Gonzalez video from 7 years ago
"AI MUSIC IS HERE, and you're probably listening to it!!!!"
"slightly obscure jerma clips #4934"
"AI IS GONNA KILL US ALL!!!"
random video from 20 years ago
one of MY OWN OLD VIDEOS
"AI is ruining youtube"
Danny Gonzalez video from 7 years ago
"AI MUSIC IS HERE, and you're probably listening to it!!!!"
"slightly obscure jerma clips #4934"
"AI IS GONNA KILL US ALL!!!"
random video from 20 years ago
one of MY OWN OLD VIDEOS
January 5, 2026 at 10:41 AM
my youtube recommended page for the past 3 years:
"AI is ruining youtube"
Danny Gonzalez video from 7 years ago
"AI MUSIC IS HERE, and you're probably listening to it!!!!"
"slightly obscure jerma clips #4934"
"AI IS GONNA KILL US ALL!!!"
random video from 20 years ago
one of MY OWN OLD VIDEOS
"AI is ruining youtube"
Danny Gonzalez video from 7 years ago
"AI MUSIC IS HERE, and you're probably listening to it!!!!"
"slightly obscure jerma clips #4934"
"AI IS GONNA KILL US ALL!!!"
random video from 20 years ago
one of MY OWN OLD VIDEOS
>go to privacy centered browser store
>ask person if the new privacy centered browser is chromium, gecko or webkit based
>sales person laughs and says "its a good browser"
>look inside
>chromium
>ask person if the new privacy centered browser is chromium, gecko or webkit based
>sales person laughs and says "its a good browser"
>look inside
>chromium
January 5, 2026 at 9:48 AM
>go to privacy centered browser store
>ask person if the new privacy centered browser is chromium, gecko or webkit based
>sales person laughs and says "its a good browser"
>look inside
>chromium
>ask person if the new privacy centered browser is chromium, gecko or webkit based
>sales person laughs and says "its a good browser"
>look inside
>chromium
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Should I go on Twitter or Blue Sky = Should I be shot or hanged
January 4, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Should I go on Twitter or Blue Sky = Should I be shot or hanged
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thank you automatic photo album ❤️
December 21, 2025 at 3:42 AM
thank you automatic photo album ❤️
how the rolling trays at a smoke shop be looking at u
January 4, 2026 at 4:03 PM
how the rolling trays at a smoke shop be looking at u
you're not a femboy u just look underage and wear the ugliest thigh highs and mini skirts known to man kind
January 4, 2026 at 6:51 AM
you're not a femboy u just look underage and wear the ugliest thigh highs and mini skirts known to man kind