thea
banner
dextrorphan.bsky.social
thea
@dextrorphan.bsky.social
19 | she/her | 🏳️‍⚧️

i like linux, and im obsessed with jungle and uk garage. im the smartest person i invented the wheel myself a few years ago
Pinned
manifesting winter rn
the internet is forever

if it's archived, it's archived forever
if it's not archived, it's gone forever
November 13, 2025 at 5:00 PM
my favorite one liner from the new bubsy game is "trusting you is my decision, proving me wrong is your choice"
November 13, 2025 at 4:54 AM
finally
November 12, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Reposted by thea
Money's not important, career's not important, committing to the bit is important
November 11, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Open the Gmail App on iPhone
November 10, 2025 at 10:28 AM
pain and misery
November 7, 2025 at 7:01 AM
gentoo's package manager is so ethereal. i emerge to --ask the @ world to help me update
November 7, 2025 at 6:30 AM
hell yea time
November 5, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Reposted by thea
They call me The Sleeper for reasons I'm too tired to discuss right now.
November 3, 2025 at 1:49 AM
life is roblox
November 1, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I WENT TO GO PISS OUTSIDE AND I WAS STANDING IN AN ANT PILE FUCK THIS SHIT
October 31, 2025 at 9:46 PM
my life is falling apart
October 30, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Reposted by thea
Well now, would you look at that?

A massive, 26-YEAR-LONG study of MORE THAN 2.4 MILLION people in Sweden found found NO EVIDENCE to support a causal link between acetaminophen (the API in Tylenol) use during pregnancy and increased risk of autism, ADHD, OR intellectual disability in children.
October 30, 2025 at 4:00 PM
im getting adblock

kid named ad:
October 30, 2025 at 11:06 PM
this thread is so freeing because since the area i live in has literally no form of public transit whatsoever, everyone thinks IM the crazy one for not wanting to drive.

"oh but you get so much freedom" dont you think it's more freeing to have a choice in driving a 2 ton hunk of metal at 70mph??
i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times
October 30, 2025 at 5:55 PM
would the concentrated form of the Ocracoke accent be called Ocracrack, or Ocrack?
October 30, 2025 at 12:28 AM
this idea came to me while i was in the bathroom
October 28, 2025 at 9:31 PM
my tiling window manager is protected under the second amendment, you'll have to tear these vim keybinds out of my cold dead hands
October 28, 2025 at 5:47 PM
nice argument, too bad i already depicted you as the top of the bell curve and me as the one on the right.
October 26, 2025 at 9:31 PM
it'll be at 69% in about 6 or 7 days
The piss tank on the ISS is now 67% full.
October 26, 2025 at 8:13 PM
i would learn how to use vim or emacs but i go outside too much for that so ill just stick with micro
October 25, 2025 at 4:40 PM
in 2050 we will have discord aunts instead of whatsapp aunts
October 24, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Reposted by thea
October 23, 2025 at 8:14 PM
manifesting winter rn
October 24, 2025 at 12:53 AM
trying out dwm
October 22, 2025 at 2:36 AM