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Chris Fernandez

@dezops.bsky.social

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Director of Salesforce & nCino | Jets fan (embracing permanent disappointment) | Craft beer enthusiast | Fluent in sarcasm

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Chris Fernandez @dezops.bsky.social · Dec 2

Hey bsky friends, watch out for this scam account.

@houdsonmark67.bsky.social

They couldn’t even be bothered to use different font on their “winners”handwritten notes.

If someone can add them to a block list that would be great.

Chris Fernandez @dezops.bsky.social · Dec 2

Anyone else find the field marker overlays by NBC more distracting than helpful?

#BILLSMAFIA #SNF

Chris Fernandez @dezops.bsky.social · Nov 28

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Chris Fernandez @dezops.bsky.social · Nov 25

There is a special place in hell for advertisers that put doorbell sound into their commercials.

#doglife

Chris Fernandez @dezops.bsky.social · Nov 24

When I was a kid, I would swap my neighbors sugar for salt. He always coated his cheerios in sugar. 😈

Chris Fernandez @dezops.bsky.social · Nov 24

Thanks!

Chris Fernandez @dezops.bsky.social · Nov 24

I noticed I was about 4 badges away from 4 start this morning and figured I’d knock it out. I was sitting at 396 for a year or so!

Chris Fernandez @dezops.bsky.social · Nov 24

I did a thing today.

#salesforce

Email congratulations for reaching four star Ranger rank

Chris Fernandez @dezops.bsky.social · Nov 23

I feel like these are made up words

Chris Fernandez @dezops.bsky.social · Nov 23

I get that. I’m a sucker for Steve Martin & Martin Short.

Chris Fernandez @dezops.bsky.social · Nov 23

What say you @thenextdoctor.bsky.social ?

Chris Fernandez @dezops.bsky.social · Nov 23

We just wrapped up the last season of Only Murders in the Building. Highly recommend!

Chris Fernandez @dezops.bsky.social · Nov 23

Likewise!

Chris Fernandez @dezops.bsky.social · Nov 23

Brandon Sanderson always lurks in my periphery. He has so many books I worry that if I enjoy one, I won’t be seen for a few years.

Chris Fernandez @dezops.bsky.social · Nov 23

Hail Mary is surprisingly good. I didn’t think I’d like it based on the synopsis, turned out very good.

Chris Fernandez @dezops.bsky.social · Nov 23

Prior to binging the Red Rising series I went through all of Andy Weir’s books, some rock and roll biographies, Dune. Brandon Sanderson Way do the Kings has been sitting there in my library but not picked up yet.

Chris Fernandez @dezops.bsky.social · Nov 23

Thanks for that. I’m trying to find something to bridge the gap to Red God, rumored to be released in January. Been on a Space opera/dystopian kick recently.

Chris Fernandez @dezops.bsky.social · Nov 23

Has anyone read Wool? Thoughts?
💙📚

Chris Fernandez @dezops.bsky.social · Nov 22

I’m not following. There is definitely not a blue super moon tonight.

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Chris Fernandez @dezops.bsky.social · Nov 21

That’s fancy!

Chris Fernandez @dezops.bsky.social · Nov 21

What are the odds Gaetz is given his seat back?

Chris Fernandez @dezops.bsky.social · Nov 21

Extremely.

Chris Fernandez @dezops.bsky.social · Nov 20

Done

Chris Fernandez @dezops.bsky.social · Nov 20

We are living in the prequel to Idiocracy.

Chris Fernandez @dezops.bsky.social · Nov 20

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