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Maximum Derek!

@dg4prez.bsky.social

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Way too obsessive about history and building lightsabers as a coping mechanism for it repeating and also cancer.

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Maximum Derek! @dg4prez.bsky.social · Jan 20

Maximum Derek! @dg4prez.bsky.social · 20h

This album and Ani Difranco were on a very solid rotation.

Maximum Derek! @dg4prez.bsky.social · 7d

Sitting here months later regularly concealed carry realizing I was completely utterly wrong.

Maximum Derek! @dg4prez.bsky.social · 8d

Excepting of course her pretending to be a Nazi in American History X. That doesn’t count.

Maximum Derek! @dg4prez.bsky.social · 8d

I hate every word in that sentence but fuck me if you aren’t correct. This sounds a lot like how young me being extremely willing to invest the emotional effort to fix Fairuza Balk, though I’m pretty sure even at my thirstiest her being a Nazi would have been a turnoff.

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Maximum Derek! @dg4prez.bsky.social · 8d

No part of me understands this. Like even if you want to have a pet gay man why would you want one who is total monster?

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Maximum Derek! @dg4prez.bsky.social · 23d

Oh we're just pretending you didn't post a photo of that flight suit?

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Maximum Derek! @dg4prez.bsky.social · Sep 15

So just to be clear - saying the slightest negative thing about the kind of values Charlie Kirk put out into the world will result in getting fired, but saying we should kill the homeless is fine if you say you're sorry?

Maximum Derek! @dg4prez.bsky.social · Sep 4

Oh you mother fucker. Why is it dangerous Mitch? Is it because of what you did to the Supreme Court? Maybe it’s because you kept him from being impeached?

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Trump’s second presidency is ‘most dangerous period’ since second world war, Mitch McConnell says

Former Senate leader likens administration’s fixation with tariffs to isolationist policies of the US in the 1930s

www.theguardian.com

Maximum Derek! @dg4prez.bsky.social · Aug 22

They need to start understanding that getting taxed is the only GOOD outcome for them. There are fallback solutions they will like a lot less.

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Maximum Derek! @dg4prez.bsky.social · Aug 20

Hood politics is never late and arrives precisely when it means to.

Maximum Derek! @dg4prez.bsky.social · Aug 13

Just Yodas all the way down.

Maximum Derek! @dg4prez.bsky.social · Aug 12

Every time I think they can't get any dumber, they make me lower the floor.

Maximum Derek! @dg4prez.bsky.social · Aug 11

One might even call it... Gilded? A Gilded Age?

Maximum Derek! @dg4prez.bsky.social · Jul 28

Kind of seems like you need to. Do it for Pedro.

Maximum Derek! @dg4prez.bsky.social · Jul 9

Like she had any power whatsoever.

Maximum Derek! @dg4prez.bsky.social · Jul 8

Still waiting on you to explain how Clinton (who I also think was molesting children along with Trump) is pulling strings here buddy.

Maximum Derek! @dg4prez.bsky.social · Jul 8

We all think you’re a dumbass. I kinda want you to really explain the Clinton thing better though. Clinton is on it and somehow forced Trump to hide the evidence? Do go on.

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Maximum Derek! @dg4prez.bsky.social · Jul 4

Always are.

Maximum Derek! @dg4prez.bsky.social · Jul 2

I would join that party.

Maximum Derek! @dg4prez.bsky.social · Jul 2

They cut healthcare to build concentration camps.

Maximum Derek! @dg4prez.bsky.social · Jul 1

Translation: I'm a little bitch.

Maximum Derek! @dg4prez.bsky.social · Jul 1

So we just gave tens of billions of dollars so ICE could build camps. Is it time for political violence yet? A mass strike? FUCKING ANYTHING?

Maximum Derek! @dg4prez.bsky.social · Jul 1

That date had me absolutely rolling.

Maximum Derek! @dg4prez.bsky.social · Jun 26

I kinda just want to look at this picture some more instead.

Maximum Derek! @dg4prez.bsky.social · Jun 26

Still laughing at "pussy on hold."