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Dgar
@dgar.bsky.social
Name: Jon O’Hare
Stage Name: Dgar - pronounced “Jar”

Random thoughts, memes, stolen jokes, Oxford commas, and my indie music.

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#DgarMusic

Check out my tunes!
Bandcamp: https://dgar.bandcamp.com
Everywhere else: https://ffm.bio/dgar
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#Dgar is a Digital Busker, creating music and throwing it to the abyss.

If you would like to offer support, I have a Ko-fi page set up, but it’s not an obligation. Everyone’s free listen to my music.

#DgarMusic

Bandcamp: dgar.bandcamp.com

Music Profiles: ffm.bio/dgar

Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/dgarmusic
Dgar
This project draws from a passion for music, and takes inspiration from grunge, punk, rock, and blues. Dgar is pronounced ‘Jar’.
dgar.bandcamp.com
Scientist: Scientific findings are meaningless when taken out of context.

Media: Scientist claims scientific findings are meaningless!
November 25, 2025 at 3:32 PM
The worst thing about censorship is █████████ █████
November 25, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Had a hard drive crash and lost the song I was working on.

You’re probably not going to hear the end of it.
November 25, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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There's nobody in the world exactly like you.

You are a unique individual.

A one-of-a-kind.

Just like everyone else.
November 24, 2025 at 8:06 AM
I can always tell when it’s raining because of my knees.

They get wet.
November 25, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Education is important but other stuff is more importanter.
November 25, 2025 at 6:57 AM
I think a lot of the conflict that happened in the Wild West could’ve been avoided had town planners in those days just made their towns big enough for everyone.
November 24, 2025 at 8:07 AM
There's nobody in the world exactly like you.

You are a unique individual.

A one-of-a-kind.

Just like everyone else.
November 24, 2025 at 8:06 AM
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Well hello, #PortfolioDay! I’m Lily, a whimsical #traditional artist specializing in a blend of #realism and #surrealist abstraction!

#animals are my favorite subject, and I do a lot of #petportrait commissions!

#artsky #artist #acrylics #commissions #whimsical #magicalrealism #fantasy
October 15, 2025 at 2:48 AM
The local baker has red hair.

He’s the ginger bread man.
November 23, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Doctor: You’re going to have to stop masturbating for a while.

Patient: Why?

Doctor: Because I’m trying to examine you.
November 23, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I dig
You dig
We dig

He dig
She dig
They dig

It’s not a great poem, but it is very deep.
November 23, 2025 at 1:07 PM
If I got 50 cents for every failed math exam, I’d have $6.30 now.
November 23, 2025 at 1:04 PM
My friend and I often laugh at how competitive we are.

But I laugh more.
November 23, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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One guaranteed way to get into heaven is to become a zombie.

There’s no better way to cleanse the soul.

All Zombies Go To Heaven
~ #Dgar

Bandcamp: dgar.bandcamp.com/track/all-zo...

Streamy sites: ffm.to/dgarzombies

#DgarMusic #Indie #Punk #Rock #Zombie #Music
All Zombies Go To Heaven, by Dgar
track by Dgar
dgar.bandcamp.com
November 22, 2025 at 3:06 PM
One guaranteed way to get into heaven is to become a zombie.

There’s no better way to cleanse the soul.

All Zombies Go To Heaven
~ #Dgar

Bandcamp: dgar.bandcamp.com/track/all-zo...

Streamy sites: ffm.to/dgarzombies

#DgarMusic #Indie #Punk #Rock #Zombie #Music
All Zombies Go To Heaven, by Dgar
track by Dgar
dgar.bandcamp.com
November 22, 2025 at 3:06 PM
The Tower of Pisa was not constructed in an economic boom, but rather, it was built during lean times.
November 22, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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Went to History class.

Didn’t learn anything new.
November 20, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Went to History class.

Didn’t learn anything new.
November 20, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Dungeons and Dragons is a role-playing game that lets you live out such fantasies as:
• Having money
• Making close friends as an adult
• Travelling the world without crippling debt
• Being able to change the world
• Getting better at something with practice
• Getting 8 hours of sleep each night
November 20, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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Ah, but farts smell for the convenience of the deaf...
November 20, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Farts can be silent, and farts can be loud.

There is a turd option...
November 20, 2025 at 4:46 AM