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lai | she/her | 🏳️‍⚧️ @diaclona.bsky.social · 13d

trumper who’s really confused at his first krav maga class

lai | she/her | 🏳️‍⚧️ @diaclona.bsky.social · 13d

it only cries because it knows i am the pee alpha. and it’s not really a fist fight when the other person doesn’t even get a hit in🤷🏻‍♀️

Samantha🏳️‍⚧️ @zitch0.bsky.social · 13d

People may not know this but behind the scenes me and @diaclona.bsky.social actually hate each other and frequently get into fist fights which I always lose, then she kicks me in the stomach and yells

“NOW IM THE PEE GIRL! YOU WILL NEVER BE THE PEE GIRL AGAIN YOU LITTLE DRIP-LET!”

Then I cry

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lai | she/her | 🏳️‍⚧️ @diaclona.bsky.social · 18d

reading sailor moon has been lovely so far, but how come in a world of planetary and geological names does the main love interest get saddled with Tuxedo Mask? that’d be like if i was called Tank Top Buttplug

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lai | she/her | 🏳️‍⚧️ @diaclona.bsky.social · 24d

the actual funniest shit ever

Ben Watson @waspshot23.bsky.social · 24d

WAKE UP JESSE YOU LEFT THE PLAY SCRIPT IN THE YOUTUBE SCREENSHOT ON THE BOX

Transformers Studio Series 86 Soundwave's back of box

Zoom in on the film scene and it says "Play (k)" in a black rectangle jesus christ

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lai | she/her | 🏳️‍⚧️ @diaclona.bsky.social · 25d

i guess not everyone has morals or backbone. good on you for telling them to fuck off

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lai | she/her | 🏳️‍⚧️ @diaclona.bsky.social · 25d

why are so many toy photographers sucking off ai lately? it doesn’t make your shit look cool. it makes it look like shit. be embarrassed.

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lai | she/her | 🏳️‍⚧️ @diaclona.bsky.social · 28d

good girl jarvis

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lai | she/her | 🏳️‍⚧️ @diaclona.bsky.social · 28d

jarvis. buy paradise.
now pave it.
now put up a parking lot.

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lai | she/her | 🏳️‍⚧️ @diaclona.bsky.social · 29d

top five questions to ask my therapist

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lai | she/her | 🏳️‍⚧️ @diaclona.bsky.social · 29d

they’re calling me the leftist baddie bratty filipina in the comic book pajamas with an average bulge. and yknow what? who am i to disagree with them

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lai | she/her | 🏳️‍⚧️ @diaclona.bsky.social · Sep 8

is bluey a girl? i never read the manga

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lai | she/her | 🏳️‍⚧️ @diaclona.bsky.social · Sep 8

what if instead of bluey he was… POOEY

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lai | she/her | 🏳️‍⚧️ @diaclona.bsky.social · Sep 6

people tell me i’m off-putting. maybe they’re right. i am off putting this gock in their moms on the nightly AM I RIGHT GIRLS

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lai | she/her | 🏳️‍⚧️ @diaclona.bsky.social · Sep 6

kamen rider gavv

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lai | she/her | 🏳️‍⚧️ @diaclona.bsky.social · Aug 30

NEVER PISS YOURSELF

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lai | she/her | 🏳️‍⚧️ @diaclona.bsky.social · Aug 27

noooo he’s sucking himself from an alternate reality

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lai | she/her | 🏳️‍⚧️ @diaclona.bsky.social · Aug 27

selfcest steve lacey “i suck my cock it’s a baaaaad habit”

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lai | she/her | 🏳️‍⚧️ @diaclona.bsky.social · Aug 26

why r u such a fuckin buzzkill all the time

lai | she/her | 🏳️‍⚧️ @diaclona.bsky.social · Aug 26

not for everyone

lai | she/her | 🏳️‍⚧️ @diaclona.bsky.social · Aug 26

power wash sim dlc where you play as a bidet

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lai | she/her | 🏳️‍⚧️ @diaclona.bsky.social · Aug 25

oh god not the yt kids algorithm please anything but the yt kids algorithm

lai | she/her | 🏳️‍⚧️ @diaclona.bsky.social · Aug 25

slappin my gock against the wall just to feel something😔

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lai | she/her | 🏳️‍⚧️ @diaclona.bsky.social · Aug 19

we don’t have one of those i work with five people and we’re all great

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lai | she/her | 🏳️‍⚧️ @diaclona.bsky.social · Aug 19

the only bad thing about working a job i love with coworkers i adore is the guilt im forced to feel dropping a heinous dump in the work bathroom. i can’t be a selfish shitter anymore😭

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lai | she/her | 🏳️‍⚧️ @diaclona.bsky.social · Aug 16

www.youtube.com/live/-T1-2fM... unboxing now!

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