Lady D
@dianaayoka.bsky.social
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Lady D
@dianaayoka.bsky.social
· May 31
i don’t want to take anything from the world & i don’t want anything taken from me. i want to lie flat on the ground & photosynthesize.
getting snow off my car & gave myself the nastiest scratch across the hood. i’m distraught
December 14, 2025 at 10:15 PM
getting snow off my car & gave myself the nastiest scratch across the hood. i’m distraught
idk if i’m wording this right but i feel like human advancement has stagnated. like thinking abt the industrial boom, technological advances, art, etc. & the “best” to come out of the last decade is…. monopolies & ai. but i’m also not creating anything new so maybe i should shut my ass up idk
December 13, 2025 at 11:27 PM
idk if i’m wording this right but i feel like human advancement has stagnated. like thinking abt the industrial boom, technological advances, art, etc. & the “best” to come out of the last decade is…. monopolies & ai. but i’m also not creating anything new so maybe i should shut my ass up idk
you can not be pussy on the road bro. if you’re merging, TUCK IN to your lane my guy!! what are yall doin’!? i feel like i could tear down a building!!!!!!
December 12, 2025 at 10:50 PM
you can not be pussy on the road bro. if you’re merging, TUCK IN to your lane my guy!! what are yall doin’!? i feel like i could tear down a building!!!!!!
i don’t want other people to influence how i approach kindness, but when did people stop saying excuse/pardon me? bc that makes me wanna stop saying it & plow through people like they do me
December 7, 2025 at 8:56 PM
i don’t want other people to influence how i approach kindness, but when did people stop saying excuse/pardon me? bc that makes me wanna stop saying it & plow through people like they do me
my family constantly joking abt how i “hate being bothered” as a lil haha yet, still expect me to have a child anytime soon… who’s gon tell em? cause they think I’M joking
December 6, 2025 at 1:22 AM
my family constantly joking abt how i “hate being bothered” as a lil haha yet, still expect me to have a child anytime soon… who’s gon tell em? cause they think I’M joking
i made my new therapist laugh 3x on first meeting, def winning Best Patient™️ points which is fantastic for my ego
December 4, 2025 at 8:46 PM
i made my new therapist laugh 3x on first meeting, def winning Best Patient™️ points which is fantastic for my ego
michaela coel & anne hathaway in a spooky pop star movie? a24 you’ve got me curious yet again
December 2, 2025 at 9:34 PM
michaela coel & anne hathaway in a spooky pop star movie? a24 you’ve got me curious yet again
just played my best game of pubg yet & i’m going to bed so satisfied omg. life is good
November 23, 2025 at 6:16 AM
just played my best game of pubg yet & i’m going to bed so satisfied omg. life is good
recently developed a cheeto addiction? gave up sugary treats, picked up literal garbage
November 23, 2025 at 2:56 AM
recently developed a cheeto addiction? gave up sugary treats, picked up literal garbage
i just lost an hour of sleep looking for some shit i literally had on my person. i’m actually fucking furious like it’s bad
November 20, 2025 at 2:49 PM
i just lost an hour of sleep looking for some shit i literally had on my person. i’m actually fucking furious like it’s bad
you bought a fancy sports car to go 20 below speed limit… ok
November 18, 2025 at 8:06 PM
you bought a fancy sports car to go 20 below speed limit… ok
that fenty body wash… THAT FENTY BODY WASH?! 😩🛀🤎
November 18, 2025 at 1:27 AM
that fenty body wash… THAT FENTY BODY WASH?! 😩🛀🤎
seeing my fave gamers play Dispatch in diff ways is the best thing abt watching gameplays. can never predict who’s gonna be the crash out or the saint
November 17, 2025 at 2:13 AM
seeing my fave gamers play Dispatch in diff ways is the best thing abt watching gameplays. can never predict who’s gonna be the crash out or the saint
took too big a bite of some good wasabi & genuinely felt my brain try to escape my skull
November 17, 2025 at 12:04 AM
took too big a bite of some good wasabi & genuinely felt my brain try to escape my skull
i think i have to be strict w myself & unfortunately implement no sugar december. fave time of year too but i’ve been overdoing it w the cookies/cakes/pies/ice cream etc 😭 im a NURSE like!! for the love of icing!
November 15, 2025 at 4:15 AM
i think i have to be strict w myself & unfortunately implement no sugar december. fave time of year too but i’ve been overdoing it w the cookies/cakes/pies/ice cream etc 😭 im a NURSE like!! for the love of icing!
finally found some suitable workplace eye candy. thank God
November 15, 2025 at 12:53 AM
finally found some suitable workplace eye candy. thank God
🎧 the second that i hit your tastebuds, im getting all 3 ⭐️⭐️⭐️~ open.spotify.com/track/6xndk8...
SPAGHETTI (English ver.)
open.spotify.com
November 10, 2025 at 12:44 AM
🎧 the second that i hit your tastebuds, im getting all 3 ⭐️⭐️⭐️~ open.spotify.com/track/6xndk8...
watching a hilary duff interview (my texas diva) & she might’ve just hinted at a tour??? i will actually lose it
November 9, 2025 at 10:23 PM
watching a hilary duff interview (my texas diva) & she might’ve just hinted at a tour??? i will actually lose it
ik God not done working on me yet, but i’m happy to report my absolutely foul/putrid temper is now just stank. i have been tested today & passed
in other news: the moon!?!!?
in other news: the moon!?!!?
November 6, 2025 at 10:47 PM
ik God not done working on me yet, but i’m happy to report my absolutely foul/putrid temper is now just stank. i have been tested today & passed
in other news: the moon!?!!?
in other news: the moon!?!!?
1. just take your foot off the gas if you want to slow down ¡¡¡¡STOP!!!! braking w no one in front of you!
2. my safe following distance is not space for you to squeeze into PRICK
2. my safe following distance is not space for you to squeeze into PRICK
November 4, 2025 at 9:57 PM
1. just take your foot off the gas if you want to slow down ¡¡¡¡STOP!!!! braking w no one in front of you!
2. my safe following distance is not space for you to squeeze into PRICK
2. my safe following distance is not space for you to squeeze into PRICK
in my saturn return. i like making people (+ myself) happy & wanna do that for a living. ima make it happen
November 4, 2025 at 8:18 PM
in my saturn return. i like making people (+ myself) happy & wanna do that for a living. ima make it happen
this lady just asked me if i was my dad’s wife… i look like him w a wig on, pls don’t play w me rn
November 3, 2025 at 4:35 PM
this lady just asked me if i was my dad’s wife… i look like him w a wig on, pls don’t play w me rn
if i’m complimented when i feel like shite, i’m accepting it bc what, am i gonna tell you that you’re wrong?
November 2, 2025 at 7:12 PM
if i’m complimented when i feel like shite, i’m accepting it bc what, am i gonna tell you that you’re wrong?
how does cutting something- that’s been around since the great depression- benefit the public at large?
October 28, 2025 at 9:16 PM
how does cutting something- that’s been around since the great depression- benefit the public at large?
gonna be period free during halloweekend 🥹 sometimes i really win
October 26, 2025 at 6:51 PM
gonna be period free during halloweekend 🥹 sometimes i really win