piss master
@dickbong.bsky.social
I used to think that my former coworker who crushed his leg in a baler so he could go on disability was crazy, but now I think he was a genius and perhaps a visionary
February 6, 2026 at 9:52 PM
I used to think that my former coworker who crushed his leg in a baler so he could go on disability was crazy, but now I think he was a genius and perhaps a visionary
obama should sue them for 10 billion dollars. fucking racist pieces of shit
February 6, 2026 at 6:07 PM
obama should sue them for 10 billion dollars. fucking racist pieces of shit
one of my kids teachers is whining because he's having trouble paying attention in her class and I want to be like, bitch that sounds like a you problem.
February 6, 2026 at 6:01 PM
one of my kids teachers is whining because he's having trouble paying attention in her class and I want to be like, bitch that sounds like a you problem.
it's easier for a man to deliver a baby out of his penis than it is to explain how corrupt world liberty finance is to a trump supporter
February 5, 2026 at 1:57 PM
it's easier for a man to deliver a baby out of his penis than it is to explain how corrupt world liberty finance is to a trump supporter
some mf in a tesla left their dog in the car with the window open and the poor lil guy is freaking out. I'm debating if I should rescue it
February 4, 2026 at 11:34 PM
some mf in a tesla left their dog in the car with the window open and the poor lil guy is freaking out. I'm debating if I should rescue it
it really hurts my feelings when black guys call me "boss man" like I run an underground mandingo fight club or some bullshit
February 4, 2026 at 6:20 PM
it really hurts my feelings when black guys call me "boss man" like I run an underground mandingo fight club or some bullshit
love it when the people we elect to represent us tell us to get fucked because one guy with billions of dollars told them to
February 4, 2026 at 3:40 PM
love it when the people we elect to represent us tell us to get fucked because one guy with billions of dollars told them to
I'm going offline for a bit. tired of getting no sleep and being pissed off all the time.
January 28, 2026 at 3:21 PM
I'm going offline for a bit. tired of getting no sleep and being pissed off all the time.
idk who's in the super bowel this year, but they should refuse to play. all sports people should refuse to play
January 26, 2026 at 9:41 PM
idk who's in the super bowel this year, but they should refuse to play. all sports people should refuse to play
I've been beating myself up for weeks for going to work and trying to pretend like everything is normal
January 26, 2026 at 4:51 PM
I've been beating myself up for weeks for going to work and trying to pretend like everything is normal
I got a lot to say about current events and it's 99% expletives and cursing bloodlines
January 24, 2026 at 10:29 PM
I got a lot to say about current events and it's 99% expletives and cursing bloodlines
rice and beans upgrade just dropped
January 23, 2026 at 11:35 PM
rice and beans upgrade just dropped
what did that stupid mf do now? do I even want to know?
January 23, 2026 at 3:12 PM
what did that stupid mf do now? do I even want to know?
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January 22, 2026 at 5:52 PM
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mfs at work giving me shit because I can't remember the million idiosyncrasies we have in our crap system, so I called all of them out for being on amphetamines. they shut the fuck up immediately.
January 22, 2026 at 8:07 PM
mfs at work giving me shit because I can't remember the million idiosyncrasies we have in our crap system, so I called all of them out for being on amphetamines. they shut the fuck up immediately.
living in the northern cascades until I die from a wild animal attack or exposure >>> going to this stupid fucking job
January 22, 2026 at 5:45 PM
living in the northern cascades until I die from a wild animal attack or exposure >>> going to this stupid fucking job
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This is Balto. He told you he knew a spot with a great view. Didn’t tell you what he uses that spot for. 12/10 (TT: loresa_ukaj)
January 21, 2026 at 5:30 PM
This is Balto. He told you he knew a spot with a great view. Didn’t tell you what he uses that spot for. 12/10 (TT: loresa_ukaj)
meats back on the menu boys
January 17, 2026 at 12:17 AM
meats back on the menu boys