MaryRose
@dickenschicken.bsky.social
Me and the dudes at Catalyst IT made the one stop having a baby interactive site (Smart Start) about ten years ago Judith but go ahead and pretend you just came up with it for your app 🙄
www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
Government launches 'one-stop shop' app
Judith Collins says the app will be "more secure than almost anything else you could think about".
www.rnz.co.nz
December 10, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Me and the dudes at Catalyst IT made the one stop having a baby interactive site (Smart Start) about ten years ago Judith but go ahead and pretend you just came up with it for your app 🙄
www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
ChatGPT recommended I listen to The Toreador Song from Carmen to help me focus on a deadline. Mood.
October 14, 2025 at 4:12 AM
ChatGPT recommended I listen to The Toreador Song from Carmen to help me focus on a deadline. Mood.
NO: sorry I'm late for this meeting, I lost track of time.
YES: excuse my tardiness. Being on time for meetings is not my spiritual gift.
YES: excuse my tardiness. Being on time for meetings is not my spiritual gift.
October 14, 2025 at 3:45 AM
NO: sorry I'm late for this meeting, I lost track of time.
YES: excuse my tardiness. Being on time for meetings is not my spiritual gift.
YES: excuse my tardiness. Being on time for meetings is not my spiritual gift.
I accidentally said 'fannying about' in a work meeting 😬
September 24, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I accidentally said 'fannying about' in a work meeting 😬
It's time to tell you the secret. If you go down to your local Indian shop you can buy this butter for cheap. It's extra-salted and if you make mashed potatoes with it the heavens will open and a golden beam of light will shine upon you as you stuff your face.
August 28, 2025 at 9:22 PM
It's time to tell you the secret. If you go down to your local Indian shop you can buy this butter for cheap. It's extra-salted and if you make mashed potatoes with it the heavens will open and a golden beam of light will shine upon you as you stuff your face.
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good
December 24, 2023 at 9:24 AM
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good
About once every six months I drop an immodium, throw caution to the wind and have a big plate of glutinous pasta.
Omfg. I chose correctly.
Omfg. I chose correctly.
December 20, 2023 at 9:37 AM
About once every six months I drop an immodium, throw caution to the wind and have a big plate of glutinous pasta.
Omfg. I chose correctly.
Omfg. I chose correctly.
It is precipitating slightly in the capital.
December 12, 2023 at 2:06 AM
It is precipitating slightly in the capital.
Just collected a sad and frightened wee girl from school, post-lockdown. Thanks a lot, whichever lowlife decided to faux-bomb the US embassy 🙄
December 4, 2023 at 3:10 AM
Just collected a sad and frightened wee girl from school, post-lockdown. Thanks a lot, whichever lowlife decided to faux-bomb the US embassy 🙄
Nipping to an important external meeting with a rubber band in my hair like the goddamn professional I am.
December 1, 2023 at 1:26 AM
Nipping to an important external meeting with a rubber band in my hair like the goddamn professional I am.
Please enjoy musings from my 7 year old ❤️
November 26, 2023 at 8:17 AM
Please enjoy musings from my 7 year old ❤️
If anyone wants me I'll be weeping into a box of Coldrex.
November 24, 2023 at 12:27 AM
If anyone wants me I'll be weeping into a box of Coldrex.
November 14, 2023 at 3:36 AM
Winnie P knows that two things never go out of style. Double-breasted suits and causing other people to develop migraines.
November 14, 2023 at 12:22 AM
Winnie P knows that two things never go out of style. Double-breasted suits and causing other people to develop migraines.
Wellington Cathedral has its very first Lady Dean. Vivat Decana Katharina!
November 12, 2023 at 8:40 PM
Wellington Cathedral has its very first Lady Dean. Vivat Decana Katharina!
Please stop calling it Deloittes. There's no 's'. Please my ears can't take it anymore.
November 6, 2023 at 7:56 PM
Please stop calling it Deloittes. There's no 's'. Please my ears can't take it anymore.
It's coming up a whole year since Le Divorce and I have to tell you, doing whatever the hell I want hasn't got old yet.
November 2, 2023 at 10:54 AM
It's coming up a whole year since Le Divorce and I have to tell you, doing whatever the hell I want hasn't got old yet.
Happy Halloween from us
October 31, 2023 at 6:06 AM
Happy Halloween from us
This pisses me off. You want working, understandable websites? Useful public information updates when there's a fault? You need comms people for that. www.thepost.co.nz/a/nz-news/35...
The Post
www.thepost.co.nz
October 29, 2023 at 8:35 PM
This pisses me off. You want working, understandable websites? Useful public information updates when there's a fault? You need comms people for that. www.thepost.co.nz/a/nz-news/35...
I'm actually not sure how I'd manage the cost of living without black beans.
October 28, 2023 at 6:13 AM
I'm actually not sure how I'd manage the cost of living without black beans.
Sending lifting updates to my bemused yet supportive mother: an occasional series
October 27, 2023 at 11:05 PM
Sending lifting updates to my bemused yet supportive mother: an occasional series
I'm going to recommend that if you read the Nats hundred day plan, have a wine handy. A generous pour 😒
October 15, 2023 at 9:25 PM
I'm going to recommend that if you read the Nats hundred day plan, have a wine handy. A generous pour 😒
Just leg pressed four Florences, hope y'all Fridays are similarly awesome
October 13, 2023 at 5:38 AM
Just leg pressed four Florences, hope y'all Fridays are similarly awesome