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Digby
@digbean.bsky.social
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full of microplastics Debauchery over at @appawlling.bsky.social icon by @foxteo.bsky.social 18+!
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Digby @digbean.bsky.social · May 21
I made an alt account where I can be my wretched self and post spicier art, over at @appawlling.bsky.social ! Adult stuff, you've been warned. 💦
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Digby @digbean.bsky.social · 1h
kneel in terror before my stick with an apple on it
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Digby @digbean.bsky.social · 1h
I've only been playing Tears of the Kingdom for a couple of hours now, but the amount of times I've gone "is it really going to let me do this...?" and had the answer be a resounding "HELL YEAH" is crazy
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Digby @digbean.bsky.social · 14h
hits you and hits you and hits you and
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Digby @digbean.bsky.social · 1d
ouuugh I wanna play Hyrule Warriors again... I don't think I ever finished Age of Calamity but it was so much fun
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honest dog @honest-dog.art · 3d
oooooooooooo
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Digby @digbean.bsky.social · 3d
You're right, I'm a HUGE suck tube....
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Digby @digbean.bsky.social · 3d
why are vacuum cleaners so expensive when they're just big suck tubes

like same dude and I only cost 3 dollars, get over yourselves
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Digby @digbean.bsky.social · 4d
everyone so mean to me 😔
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Digby @digbean.bsky.social · 5d
I just increased your worth
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Digby @digbean.bsky.social · 5d
It's always relieving to know that your friends are also going through coworker hell <3
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Digby @digbean.bsky.social · 6d
THEY'LL GIVE UP EVENTUALLY
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Digby @digbean.bsky.social · 6d
I'M JUST A LITTLE WIZARD
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Digby @digbean.bsky.social · 6d
wild magic surges and wild magic surges and wild magic surges and
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Digby @digbean.bsky.social · 9d
He's playing classical music again, I'm gonna kick his pretentious ass
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Digby @digbean.bsky.social · 9d
mirror mirror mirror
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Digby @digbean.bsky.social · 10d
Sounds like a terrible deal that will leave both of us worse off, let's do it
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Digby @digbean.bsky.social · 10d
do you think I can convince mine to go work with him instead
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Digby @digbean.bsky.social · 10d
I need to have a constant 😐
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Digby @digbean.bsky.social · 10d
my very first conversation with her had her stop mid-sentence when she heard a kid crying outside and then told me her maternal instincts were going crazy
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Digby @digbean.bsky.social · 10d
help
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Digby @digbean.bsky.social · 10d
I have so many. Way too many for the short period they've been here
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Digby @digbean.bsky.social · 10d
and this other guy across from me has started playing classical music because he said it "gives the impression of working in a fancy office"

but then he stands up like a meerkat whenever anyone else is making any noise
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Digby @digbean.bsky.social · 10d
The lady next to me is very friendly but she will not stop talking. She keeps popping up over the cubicle whenever I have food and once said "You can't eat food without telling me, so I can sniff it!"

GO AWAY
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Digby @digbean.bsky.social · 10d
We got new coworkers in our office a couple of weeks ago and I'm slowly being driven to madness
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🅺🅴🅴🆂🅷 ➡️𝕁𝕄𝕠𝔽 @keeshwashere.bsky.social · 11d
It's raccoon day! Finnegan loves his raccoon, so make sure to love yours, too! 🦌🦝 #theanchor
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