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A hypnotic toad from the English Midlands blithering on without much of a filter. Excessive GIF user. Any company or entity associated with DMGT (DMG Media), News UK, Reach Plc or Press Holdings may NOT use any content that I publish here.

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digitaldiablo.bsky.social @digitaldiablo.bsky.social · 4h

More lovely girls!
#TotP

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digitaldiablo.bsky.social @digitaldiablo.bsky.social · 4h

You got the P&O across the English channel from Calais, Rodney.
Stop being so melodramatic. It was a day return booze-cruise!
#TotP

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digitaldiablo.bsky.social @digitaldiablo.bsky.social · 4h

Never trust anyone with two first names.
#TotP

digitaldiablo.bsky.social @digitaldiablo.bsky.social · 4h

"I've had a lot of lovers, and a lot of ouzo"

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digitaldiablo.bsky.social @digitaldiablo.bsky.social · 4h

Your mum....

digitaldiablo.bsky.social @digitaldiablo.bsky.social · 4h

Is that Vernon Kays dad?
#TotP

digitaldiablo.bsky.social @digitaldiablo.bsky.social · 4h

The flutter on this tape is a bit wank.
#TotP

digitaldiablo.bsky.social @digitaldiablo.bsky.social · 4h

They're all lovely girls.
Even Jim.
#TotP

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digitaldiablo.bsky.social @digitaldiablo.bsky.social · 4h

The who fighters?
#TotP

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digitaldiablo.bsky.social @digitaldiablo.bsky.social · 5h

Huh, looks like Tina Cousins hasn't paid her web hosting bill.
#TotP

digitaldiablo.bsky.social @digitaldiablo.bsky.social · 5h

Well, there was a video for 'Music sounds better with you'? So did it get lost in the post, or hadn't they made it yet?
#TotP

digitaldiablo.bsky.social @digitaldiablo.bsky.social · 5h

Now this is a banger.
And at least they've made it look like his keyboards might be plugged in.
#TotP

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digitaldiablo.bsky.social @digitaldiablo.bsky.social · 5h

Babybird had another song?
#TotP

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digitaldiablo.bsky.social @digitaldiablo.bsky.social · 5h

Not that embarrassing. They were pretty reasonable.

digitaldiablo.bsky.social @digitaldiablo.bsky.social · 5h

Finally, some not guff music.
#TotP

digitaldiablo.bsky.social @digitaldiablo.bsky.social · 5h

Narrator: But everything was not okay. Everything was definitely NOT okay.
Cue Flashback of the last ~25yrs
#TotP

digitaldiablo.bsky.social @digitaldiablo.bsky.social · 5h

Oh FFS. What a god-awful way to start.
#TotP

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digitaldiablo.bsky.social @digitaldiablo.bsky.social · 5d

Thanks Texas.
Once again failing to live upto any hype whatsoever.
#F1 #Formula1

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digitaldiablo.bsky.social @digitaldiablo.bsky.social · 5d

This race though...
#F1 #Formula1

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digitaldiablo.bsky.social @digitaldiablo.bsky.social · 28d

Shave tonight.
#TotP #TopOfThePops

digitaldiablo.bsky.social @digitaldiablo.bsky.social · 28d

It took nearly 25 years, but it did.
#ToTP #TopOfThePops

digitaldiablo.bsky.social @digitaldiablo.bsky.social · 28d

And of course, they're all lovely girls.
#ToTP Wudda ya loike?

digitaldiablo.bsky.social @digitaldiablo.bsky.social · 28d

Some people like a Vindaloo. But sometimes I quite like a chicken korma, which is why I don't mind a bit of Lighthouse Family occasionally.
#TotP #TopOfThePops

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digitaldiablo.bsky.social @digitaldiablo.bsky.social · 28d

A #ToTP #Eurovision #Israel cross-over
The internet may explode.

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digitaldiablo.bsky.social @digitaldiablo.bsky.social · 28d

Imajine...having a successful pop career
#ToTP

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