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@digitalpanicattack.bsky.social

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identified as a menace. invented the moon in 2003. ghosts live in my blood. poasts and opinioions. my name gets the bogos binted often

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zap! mystic Bart exploding tech @digitalpanicattack.bsky.social · Aug 28

its absolutely fucked my good bitch

zap! mystic Bart exploding tech @digitalpanicattack.bsky.social · 11h

inventing new ways to ruin my life

zap! mystic Bart exploding tech @digitalpanicattack.bsky.social · 12h

songs to stab myself to death to

zap! mystic Bart exploding tech @digitalpanicattack.bsky.social · 16h

if you dont fuck with my bro larry and his silly songs, we ain't friends

zap! mystic Bart exploding tech @digitalpanicattack.bsky.social · 1d

why am i seeing pete wentz labubu

zap! mystic Bart exploding tech @digitalpanicattack.bsky.social · 1d

stunkle

zap! mystic Bart exploding tech @digitalpanicattack.bsky.social · 2d

everybody in the floor screaming "oh god how could this possibly happen" casting previously unknown high-level spells and rolling a 3 but like a rube you consulted me, a guy who wants to see what happens when you teleport people inside floor boards

zap! mystic Bart exploding tech @digitalpanicattack.bsky.social · 3d

sorry im Video gamings. and i get the opiniones. it happens

zap! mystic Bart exploding tech @digitalpanicattack.bsky.social · 3d

why tf is lana benton so desaturated in BSC?? i literally can't see where she is on screen. pretty piss-poor visual clarity in this game.

zap! mystic Bart exploding tech @digitalpanicattack.bsky.social · 3d

well, we can't ALL play dead. one of us has to play the necromancer, you guys. what? me? are you kidding?? im getting off to the idea someone would do anything to keep me around. you do it

zap! mystic Bart exploding tech @digitalpanicattack.bsky.social · 5d

man them bells do be tolling crazystyle. wonder who that's for

zap! mystic Bart exploding tech @digitalpanicattack.bsky.social · 5d

i'm gonna get you. you don't even know me, man, but i'm going to get you. i'm going to get you and when i do!!! you're gonna Get Got, my motherfucking dude. watch the fuck out

zap! mystic Bart exploding tech @digitalpanicattack.bsky.social · 5d

picture this:

zap! mystic Bart exploding tech @digitalpanicattack.bsky.social · 6d

it's not a hallucination if the wizard really is there but is invisible. now hold this for me. goodby

zap! mystic Bart exploding tech @digitalpanicattack.bsky.social · 6d

regrettably i am aborting all of you tomorrow. tell your mom she's gay

zap! mystic Bart exploding tech @digitalpanicattack.bsky.social · 6d

if you spell it backwards, ti

zap! mystic Bart exploding tech @digitalpanicattack.bsky.social · 7d

using my powerful mane to slap myself in the face i guess

zap! mystic Bart exploding tech @digitalpanicattack.bsky.social · 7d

we're like two chips in the night

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zap! mystic Bart exploding tech @digitalpanicattack.bsky.social · 7d

there are people out there who are so full of hate and fear that use those things to hurt anyone that isn't exactly like them. i can change this with my very cool and sexy machine that cracks open those people's skulls. i call it Big Cracker

zap! mystic Bart exploding tech @digitalpanicattack.bsky.social · 8d

im hiring tiny dangerous crow boys to gather up the microplastics in my victims blood so i can turn the microplastics into macroplastic gift cards. for scams

zap! mystic Bart exploding tech @digitalpanicattack.bsky.social · 8d

ant autism.
auntism?

zap! mystic Bart exploding tech @digitalpanicattack.bsky.social · 8d

up all night to get tiny

zap! mystic Bart exploding tech @digitalpanicattack.bsky.social · 8d

its all fun and games pretending to be a dog for sex reasons until they're talking about rehoming you

zap! mystic Bart exploding tech @digitalpanicattack.bsky.social · 8d

pack your bags, everyone, it's time to implode bad style and spiral out

zap! mystic Bart exploding tech @digitalpanicattack.bsky.social · 9d

reading the definition of the phrase "i'm really going to do it this time" and jorkin one out on my thang in honor of not getting to do it anymore

zap! mystic Bart exploding tech @digitalpanicattack.bsky.social · 9d

google search how to drop hints that im suicidal without sounding cringe does trump have dementia