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Toby Dignum
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Photos, puzzles, cats, and ghosts. he/him
I bought a tin of fish-free tuna out of morbid curiosity, and I can sense Fatwans’s displeasure from beyond the grave.
January 28, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Our washing machine is refusing to have anything to do with our towels because it is DOING A SOFTWARE UPDATE.

I’m this >< close to taking our assorted bathwear down to the banks of the Wom Brook and scrubbing them on a rock.
January 19, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Part of today’s boot camp was the debut of our Giant UNO cards! We have ruined a perfectly good game by adding exercises to it.
January 18, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Weird demon footprints in the grass at the park.
January 18, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Quick everyone! Look busy!
January 18, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Misty moonlight last night at Toxic Towers.
January 16, 2025 at 7:38 AM
We heard them too.
January 15, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Puzzle! This is a geocache I hid NEARLY TWENTY YEARS AGO and it’s still getting visitors. Can you work out where it is? The image was originally created in MS Paint. It’s that old.
January 15, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Admit it: you’re a little bit frightened, and a little bit aroused.
January 14, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Think how many goals we could score if the teams WORKED TOGETHER.
January 14, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Haha; the weird thing is, there’s a Dignum family term of endearment that goes back at least four generations, and it’s “fishface”.
“Alright, fishface?”
January 14, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Ask @allthisandless.bsky.social. This is the Warstones Co-Op. By the old Flying Dutchman. There are a lot of ghosts.
January 14, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Hey! I was easily the second best-looking person in that Co-Op!
January 14, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Checking myself out with a self-checkout selfie.
January 14, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Awwwwwww BIG HUG!
January 14, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Winter boot camping! #SlowerFatterWeaker
January 12, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Playing #LongShot 🐎 with my mates at the pub.
January 12, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I’ve been shopping again.
January 11, 2025 at 1:00 PM
A frosty boot camp in the park this morning!
January 11, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Can I bring this?
January 10, 2025 at 10:08 PM
In the kitchen.
January 10, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Is this the best place to be now?
January 10, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I love Salad Cream.
April 7, 2024 at 7:56 PM
I love my husband, but am this >< close to throwing his XBox in the dustbin. He is customising his character for a new game. This process has been known to take hours, while he looks at *every* single option. Currently, and I can’t believe I am typing this, he is deciding on his character’s willy.
January 8, 2024 at 10:03 PM
Some bad news from the scales this morning.
January 4, 2024 at 7:39 AM