dilbot.bsky.social
@dilbot.bsky.social
Beaks. Books. Battling for pucks.
Still wondering how 🇨🇦🇺🇸 could’ve been the wrong answer
@jimtews.com “The Other Impact Factor - A Cautionary Tale of Citizen Science”

*In loving memory of Jimaggin Tews
August 16, 2025 at 3:45 PM
“Maybe 50 year old evil scientists will have two magnets instead of 384 magnets, you know, and maybe the two magnets will cost a couple of bucks more than they would normally… once they finally start shipping again.”
May 31, 2025 at 8:10 PM
A rare sighting of Vani “It’s made of Yoga mats” Hari in the wild. Very on brand.
FDA Commissioner Marty Makary refuses to directly say that parents should vaccine their kids against measles
April 23, 2025 at 4:48 PM
…containing DNA that was extracted from cultured bacteria isolated from NASA cleanrooms and International Space Station…

Ten goals in three games *and* I get to play with space DNA?! DOGE me now. My life couldn’t get any more satisfying
April 16, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Copium. STAT. Full measure!
March 29, 2025 at 10:17 PM
“It has come to my attention that I lack the qualities required for the position. I hereby withdraw my application for Vice President.”
November 22, 2024 at 7:25 AM