Matty, 🧸❤️🔥🏳️🌈
@dilfmage.bsky.social
matty - (he/him/his) 🏳️🌈 🧸 in Los Angeles.
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Any recs for gym shoes? I’m willing to invest in something pricier if they are good
January 28, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Any recs for gym shoes? I’m willing to invest in something pricier if they are good
January 2026 moodboard 😍💖
January 27, 2026 at 6:19 PM
January 2026 moodboard 😍💖
Thought I moved all my bills to autopay on my new bank account
I thought my ass was getting scammed when I got a call and text from progressive saying I needed to pay 2 months or lose coverage today 😬😅 fixed it
I thought my ass was getting scammed when I got a call and text from progressive saying I needed to pay 2 months or lose coverage today 😬😅 fixed it
January 27, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Thought I moved all my bills to autopay on my new bank account
I thought my ass was getting scammed when I got a call and text from progressive saying I needed to pay 2 months or lose coverage today 😬😅 fixed it
I thought my ass was getting scammed when I got a call and text from progressive saying I needed to pay 2 months or lose coverage today 😬😅 fixed it
The art style of this game is sooooo good 😍
January 24, 2026 at 10:54 PM
The art style of this game is sooooo good 😍
Everything bagel + scallion cream cheese + bolt clean energy with strawberry puree
January 24, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Everything bagel + scallion cream cheese + bolt clean energy with strawberry puree
Spot the difference
January 23, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Spot the difference
This is MY stock market
January 23, 2026 at 7:48 PM
This is MY stock market
I ordered an 8 pack of adjustable pantry shelves because my new pantry is shallow in depth but tall - not complaining but sending me 14 alan wrenches feels a bit like overkill
January 23, 2026 at 6:09 PM
I ordered an 8 pack of adjustable pantry shelves because my new pantry is shallow in depth but tall - not complaining but sending me 14 alan wrenches feels a bit like overkill
Everything shower
January 23, 2026 at 7:25 AM
Everything shower
Sleepy from his life of crime
January 23, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Sleepy from his life of crime
Patrick has learned how to open doors
January 23, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Patrick has learned how to open doors
Real Q - anyone have a real solution that works for razor bumps
January 22, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Real Q - anyone have a real solution that works for razor bumps
Made burgers last night but made the patties toooo thick
January 22, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Made burgers last night but made the patties toooo thick
I like keeping a jar of these on my desk year round 💖
Gonna need to stock up
Gonna need to stock up
January 20, 2026 at 4:56 PM
I like keeping a jar of these on my desk year round 💖
Gonna need to stock up
Gonna need to stock up
Easily my favorite spot
January 20, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Easily my favorite spot
Picked up this denim shirt today
January 19, 2026 at 5:24 AM
Picked up this denim shirt today
If you told me as a child I would be giddy excited for a steam mop to be delivered I’d think the future was bleak
Which - it is but that is unrelated to the steam mop
Which - it is but that is unrelated to the steam mop
January 17, 2026 at 8:13 PM
If you told me as a child I would be giddy excited for a steam mop to be delivered I’d think the future was bleak
Which - it is but that is unrelated to the steam mop
Which - it is but that is unrelated to the steam mop
Eating pineapple until my mouth is raw
January 15, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Eating pineapple until my mouth is raw
Had a moment today because he was always laying in the sun 🥲❤️
January 15, 2026 at 5:03 AM
Had a moment today because he was always laying in the sun 🥲❤️
Any recs for an airline to go to Florence out of LAX
January 15, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Any recs for an airline to go to Florence out of LAX
Chicken, broccoli, and shells with brown butter Alfredo
January 14, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Chicken, broccoli, and shells with brown butter Alfredo