M. Gordon
@dimespin.bsky.social
Magera Gordon - you can call me Dime or Gordon (Magera if you know me)
I am an Artist
https://ko-fi.com/dimespin - https://dimespin.tumblr.com/
40 - dragon - she/her
I am an Artist
https://ko-fi.com/dimespin - https://dimespin.tumblr.com/
40 - dragon - she/her
I got on the bus at an unusual location intended for drivers to take breaks. This gave the driver time for pleasantries. He asked my name and gave his, proudly showing me his uniform shoulder patch with his name, then prompted me for an elbow bump.
November 28, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I got on the bus at an unusual location intended for drivers to take breaks. This gave the driver time for pleasantries. He asked my name and gave his, proudly showing me his uniform shoulder patch with his name, then prompted me for an elbow bump.
Got on the wrong bus 😑 the moment when I should be most suspicious of my eyesight is always when I forget and trust I interpreted a fuzzy glance correctly
November 28, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Got on the wrong bus 😑 the moment when I should be most suspicious of my eyesight is always when I forget and trust I interpreted a fuzzy glance correctly
Introduce yourself with five animals you have seen in the wild:
Mule deer
Raccoon
Brine shrimp
Bison
Countless california gulls
Mule deer
Raccoon
Brine shrimp
Bison
Countless california gulls
Introduce yourself with five animals you have seen in the wild:
Mountain lions
Coyotes (so many)
Black bear
Barred tiger salamander
Rufous hummingbird
Mountain lions
Coyotes (so many)
Black bear
Barred tiger salamander
Rufous hummingbird
Introduce yourself with five animals you have seen in the wild:
Moose
Wolves
Grey/harbor seals
Otter
Fin whales
Moose
Wolves
Grey/harbor seals
Otter
Fin whales
November 28, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Introduce yourself with five animals you have seen in the wild:
Mule deer
Raccoon
Brine shrimp
Bison
Countless california gulls
Mule deer
Raccoon
Brine shrimp
Bison
Countless california gulls
Thinking about the time we were talking in Jay Eaton’s twitch chat about what holidays, if any, from the present day would survive into the far future and I bet on Black Friday, totally divorced from Thanksgiving/Christmas context… Anyway.
November 28, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Thinking about the time we were talking in Jay Eaton’s twitch chat about what holidays, if any, from the present day would survive into the far future and I bet on Black Friday, totally divorced from Thanksgiving/Christmas context… Anyway.
[watching the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade]
Mom: ah they’re just making shit up
Me: huh?
Mom: they said herbie the elf wants to be a dentist!
Me: Yeah, Hermey, he wants to be a dentist
Mom: WHAT
Me: did you forget that movie?
Mom: evidently I never saw it
Mom: ah they’re just making shit up
Me: huh?
Mom: they said herbie the elf wants to be a dentist!
Me: Yeah, Hermey, he wants to be a dentist
Mom: WHAT
Me: did you forget that movie?
Mom: evidently I never saw it
November 27, 2025 at 4:58 PM
[watching the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade]
Mom: ah they’re just making shit up
Me: huh?
Mom: they said herbie the elf wants to be a dentist!
Me: Yeah, Hermey, he wants to be a dentist
Mom: WHAT
Me: did you forget that movie?
Mom: evidently I never saw it
Mom: ah they’re just making shit up
Me: huh?
Mom: they said herbie the elf wants to be a dentist!
Me: Yeah, Hermey, he wants to be a dentist
Mom: WHAT
Me: did you forget that movie?
Mom: evidently I never saw it
I’m house sitting and the pets are along for the ride and Historian is doing really well this time! Previous trips out here she was really anxious and upset but she seems pretty chill this time
November 25, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I’m house sitting and the pets are along for the ride and Historian is doing really well this time! Previous trips out here she was really anxious and upset but she seems pretty chill this time
My mom: [telling me various horrible things from the news]
Me: …
Me: wanna see a groundhog eating a plum?
Mom: yeah
Me: …
Me: wanna see a groundhog eating a plum?
Mom: yeah
November 25, 2025 at 3:38 PM
My mom: [telling me various horrible things from the news]
Me: …
Me: wanna see a groundhog eating a plum?
Mom: yeah
Me: …
Me: wanna see a groundhog eating a plum?
Mom: yeah
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November 25, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Begging cartoonists to stop depicting knitting with the needles sticking up in the air.
November 24, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Begging cartoonists to stop depicting knitting with the needles sticking up in the air.
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Worldbuilders: Do you have a giant sessile organism. Have you made a giant sessile organism. Will you design a giant sessile organism. When will you design a giant sessile organism.
November 19, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Worldbuilders: Do you have a giant sessile organism. Have you made a giant sessile organism. Will you design a giant sessile organism. When will you design a giant sessile organism.
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Oh yeah btw the reason why Vine is being relaunched with great fanfare and no Al is because it's jointly operated with an Al company and they probably don;t want to pollute their scrap pile with stuff they've already shat out.
November 17, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Oh yeah btw the reason why Vine is being relaunched with great fanfare and no Al is because it's jointly operated with an Al company and they probably don;t want to pollute their scrap pile with stuff they've already shat out.
The things most worth doing demand a level of cognitive effort that requires being present in my body but that's where the chronic pain is do you see my problem.
November 17, 2025 at 1:53 AM
The things most worth doing demand a level of cognitive effort that requires being present in my body but that's where the chronic pain is do you see my problem.
I have a tiny hard bump on just one of my knuckles. It's about the size of a red lentil. It's under the skin, hard and doesn't move. It's also itchy. Wish I knew wtf it was. I have a doctor's appointment next month so if it's still there I'll ask but in the mean time... what iiiis thaaaat
November 16, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I have a tiny hard bump on just one of my knuckles. It's about the size of a red lentil. It's under the skin, hard and doesn't move. It's also itchy. Wish I knew wtf it was. I have a doctor's appointment next month so if it's still there I'll ask but in the mean time... what iiiis thaaaat
Had to adjust my sleep pattern prediction spreadsheet to be accurate as it's been inaccurate for two weeks. If the current pattern holds I have to reschedule all my appointments. I am praying it drifts again so I can keep them. Sometimes it all feels impossible.
November 13, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Had to adjust my sleep pattern prediction spreadsheet to be accurate as it's been inaccurate for two weeks. If the current pattern holds I have to reschedule all my appointments. I am praying it drifts again so I can keep them. Sometimes it all feels impossible.
... Oh fuck I just realized I made up some cold brew the night before I got really sick. It's been steeping for like, 4 days. This shit is gonna be lethal lmao
November 12, 2025 at 11:43 AM
... Oh fuck I just realized I made up some cold brew the night before I got really sick. It's been steeping for like, 4 days. This shit is gonna be lethal lmao
I watch woodturning videos because they're soothing. Many of the thumbnails are clickbait, putting unprepared items onto the chuck just for an eye catching image. But I'm now seeing AI gen ones where the item doesn't even match at all. How dare you bring that into my chill time - is nothing sacred?!
November 11, 2025 at 9:56 AM
I watch woodturning videos because they're soothing. Many of the thumbnails are clickbait, putting unprepared items onto the chuck just for an eye catching image. But I'm now seeing AI gen ones where the item doesn't even match at all. How dare you bring that into my chill time - is nothing sacred?!
Sometimes when I am fiddling with the alarm on my phone I think about how some people have thought my sleeping disorder is caused by a lazy aversion to meticulous effort. I have to manually adjust an alarm every day by two hours.
November 10, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Sometimes when I am fiddling with the alarm on my phone I think about how some people have thought my sleeping disorder is caused by a lazy aversion to meticulous effort. I have to manually adjust an alarm every day by two hours.
My ribs and abs and muscles in my back I didn't even know about still hurt from violently dry heaving yesterday. I'm still shocked at how bad that was and also how short lived it was.
November 10, 2025 at 6:55 AM
My ribs and abs and muscles in my back I didn't even know about still hurt from violently dry heaving yesterday. I'm still shocked at how bad that was and also how short lived it was.
I was thinking about how disappointing I find the available options for hair sticks and then thought "it's a STICK how hard could it be to craft one?" leading me to discover the wonderful world of butcher block accent strips on etsy
November 9, 2025 at 8:20 AM
I was thinking about how disappointing I find the available options for hair sticks and then thought "it's a STICK how hard could it be to craft one?" leading me to discover the wonderful world of butcher block accent strips on etsy
I've spent the last 12 hours so intensely sick that I couldn't keep water down and I was dry heaving all day and sweaty with a fever. Since I couldn't keep anything down I also went into withdrawals from all my meds. I seem okay now but that was godawful.
November 9, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I've spent the last 12 hours so intensely sick that I couldn't keep water down and I was dry heaving all day and sweaty with a fever. Since I couldn't keep anything down I also went into withdrawals from all my meds. I seem okay now but that was godawful.
ai cat videos creeping me out lately - I'm sure I'm not always catching that they're ai but when I do it's usually because it's uncanny and that uncanny "that's not quite how cats behave/emote/move" is eerie as shit.
November 6, 2025 at 1:08 AM
ai cat videos creeping me out lately - I'm sure I'm not always catching that they're ai but when I do it's usually because it's uncanny and that uncanny "that's not quite how cats behave/emote/move" is eerie as shit.
Received a letter in the mail saying that snap can no longer pay for soda pop - yeah okay, I'll be sure to avoid using all ZERO DOLLARS you sent me to buy soda.
November 3, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Received a letter in the mail saying that snap can no longer pay for soda pop - yeah okay, I'll be sure to avoid using all ZERO DOLLARS you sent me to buy soda.
Met a guy at the bus stop who was from out of town and asking about food banks because of *vague gesturing* - because he clocked me as a local he was trying to be diplomatic at first with his frustration with the state but I bluntly said "yeah social services in Utah absolutely suck" and he relaxed
November 3, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Met a guy at the bus stop who was from out of town and asking about food banks because of *vague gesturing* - because he clocked me as a local he was trying to be diplomatic at first with his frustration with the state but I bluntly said "yeah social services in Utah absolutely suck" and he relaxed
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happy baseball to all who celebrate
November 2, 2025 at 3:52 AM
happy baseball to all who celebrate