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After the Favre and Rodgers reveals I'm waiting until 10 years after Jordan Love retires before putting a positive opinion on written record
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There's no reason for the Wizard to be in the title of the book he's barely in or be described as "wonderful." It's all due to his spokesperson John Barron
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Daddy says it'll be okay
CNBC headline "Stock futures rebound after Trump says China situation will all be fine"
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Chicagoans should start tempting them with deep dish pizzas
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Rebel teen spiking the punch at the dance in a peanut-free school
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They're afraid to ask if Measles is a country-Western star because then people will think they're from a big city
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I remember him most for "That's my quarterback!" Think about it almost as much as any Simpsons quote
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The Pennsylvania sports curse will continue until the Eagles quit false-starting on the tush push
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Out of habit, Disney agreed to give Trump another $20 million bribe
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The founder of Antifa (right) and his girlfriend
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If Patriots and Steelers meet in January's playoffs that portends that 2026 won't be getting any better
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"If Chris Rufo or Ben Shapiro were named the head of CBS News"

No, monkey's paw, no!!!
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Have to question "good at marching." We saw the birthday parade
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Is it me or are "pullback," "correction" or "meltdown" all bad options?
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If you can be the first team to go 0-17 instead of a dull, milquetoast 1-16 you gotta go be legends
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But other than that 1939 was good? No spoilers please. Can't wait for the calendar to change to next year!
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(The real, non-AI Oval Office chair swings around, revealing Chuck Schumer in a dracula cape)

"...And all my radical leftist plans will be approved because I'm expanding the Supreme Court with the Baileys. That's right, they were real the whole time!!"
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We used to say "pics or it didn't happen." And they said "why not both."
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We really should've come up with a magical bottomless source of money free of any negative effects sooner.
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Lifetime of votes to whoever can turn off being folksy and say stuff like "my friends on other aisle"
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Have to reluctantly give him credit for not texting "still laughing about [tiny shared moment/reference if you've got one]"
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RFK Jr. confirmed to exist in Watchmen timeline
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Is this the one where the woman crawls out of the screen? TVs in public spaces should only air Halloween content appropriate for all ages