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Dinosaur Dracula 🦖🧛
@dinosaurdracula.bsky.social
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I'm Matt. I run Dinosaur Dracula and I'm 1/2 of The Purple Stuff Podcast. Into '80s/'90s ephemera, cats and junk food. https://linktr.ee/dinosaurdracula
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Dinosaur Dracula 🦖🧛 @dinosaurdracula.bsky.social · 8h
Well this is amazing!
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Dinosaur Dracula 🦖🧛 @dinosaurdracula.bsky.social · 9h
Then this Bob with a bob haircut was good for something.
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Dinosaur Dracula 🦖🧛 @dinosaurdracula.bsky.social · 19h
Ironic, as there's nothing cookie cutter about a toxic green skull that doubles as a maze wherein you must lead a tiny ball from said skull's mouth to its eye socket.
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Dinosaur Dracula 🦖🧛 @dinosaurdracula.bsky.social · 19h
Imagine going your whole life never experiencing the thrill of a Lisa Frank Halloween puzzle from the 1990s.
Lisa Frank Halloween party favors from the 1990s, in typically drab colors.
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Dinosaur Dracula 🦖🧛 @dinosaurdracula.bsky.social · 1d
Others might say they'd lose a lot more if they did
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Dinosaur Dracula 🦖🧛 @dinosaurdracula.bsky.social · 1d
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Dinosaur Dracula 🦖🧛 @dinosaurdracula.bsky.social · 1d
me putting the food i intend to eat next to six loosely-wrapped years-old burgers
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Dinosaur Dracula 🦖🧛 @dinosaurdracula.bsky.social · 1d
go into the hamburger, and get the carving knife
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Dinosaur Dracula 🦖🧛 @dinosaurdracula.bsky.social · 1d
Halloween! Nightmare King! Ghost! Ghost Pepper! Wednesday! And now the Jack-O-Lantern Whopper. I'm the only person in the world with a complete collection of Burger King's Halloween Whoppers, dating as far back as 2015. Can't believe I'm single.
Every Burger King Halloween Whopper, from 2015 to now. (Why though?)
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Dinosaur Dracula 🦖🧛 @dinosaurdracula.bsky.social · 1d
I still maintain that there were a few eps of that show -- Safe Sex, and the one with the twins -- that easily could've and probably should've been movie plots.

And it's wild to say that when others barely passed muster for TV episode plots.
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Dinosaur Dracula 🦖🧛 @dinosaurdracula.bsky.social · 1d
Yesssssss.
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Dinosaur Dracula 🦖🧛 @dinosaurdracula.bsky.social · 2d
Fair point. And I still have't shown off all of his hats.
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Dinosaur Dracula 🦖🧛 @dinosaurdracula.bsky.social · 2d
i don't think visitors have much say in the matter
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Dinosaur Dracula 🦖🧛 @dinosaurdracula.bsky.social · 2d
this club rules
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Dinosaur Dracula 🦖🧛 @dinosaurdracula.bsky.social · 2d
The greatest thing I own or will ever own is this old retail standee where Dracula casually reveals a coffin full of Doritos and Pepsi.
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Dinosaur Dracula 🦖🧛 @dinosaurdracula.bsky.social · 2d
Smirnoff ad from 1972, featuring a recipe for the Vampire Gimlet. Which is just a Vodka Gimlet with a black olive added. I don't drink, but as an eater of olives and a child of darkness, I still fully endorse this.
Vampire Gimlet cocktail recipe from 1972.
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Dinosaur Dracula 🦖🧛 @dinosaurdracula.bsky.social · 2d
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Dinosaur Dracula 🦖🧛 @dinosaurdracula.bsky.social · 2d
Face it, you forgot I existed until we started talking on Bluesky like 3 days ago.
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Dinosaur Dracula 🦖🧛 @dinosaurdracula.bsky.social · 2d
Well, it's at least good that based on your notes about Christmas, I'll be able to buy ornaments representing me.
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Dinosaur Dracula 🦖🧛 @dinosaurdracula.bsky.social · 2d
They were rearranged years ago! But do take note that there's a shuffle feature now, 2nd button from right. Press your luck.
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Dinosaur Dracula 🦖🧛 @dinosaurdracula.bsky.social · 2d
Yeah they're crazy expensive. And then you have assorted idiots on there making phony old ones and obviously trying to pass them off as vintage, with prices to match.
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Dinosaur Dracula 🦖🧛 @dinosaurdracula.bsky.social · 2d
Ah yes, I've ditched pails in purges after the lids busted. They were just too painful to look at; I wanted to put them out of their misery.
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Dinosaur Dracula 🦖🧛 @dinosaurdracula.bsky.social · 2d
holy fucking shit, i'm a scottish cow
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