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12. zosan, lusan, gumshoe/edgeworth (ive been playing all the ace attorney games with my roommates rn and am completely unacquainted with the fandom idk the ship names)
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11. idk what is meant by platonic ship tbh, like characters u think would be friends? thats fine
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grass and water 4ever... i did pick cyndaquil in legends tho
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marine: Argh im gonna get you strawhats
Mean and intimidating lesbians:
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10. fairly important. hitting my ships with the lesbian sex beam
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9. no, i've been in plenty of fandoms where i didnt ship anything
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8. reversible, but i'll usually have a heavy preference for one over the other
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7. monogamy mostly, i'll have multiple ships per characters but usually have a main one or imagine each ship in a different "verse" (like zosan and lusan each happening in different scenarios, but i also like zolusan all together at once lol)
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mainstream mostly, but i've been into rarepairs too, or mainstream ships in tiny fandoms. i think zosan is the first "mainstream" ship in a big fandom i've really liked so im living so well. (other than vashwood but i was really into trigun pre stampede so the well was much drier.)
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5. multiship, but i usually have one pairing i gravitate towards the most
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4. size difference is basic but i love it lol. also pointy x round
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3. devoted to the other to the point where it becomes a bit scary
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cheating, genuinely i cant think of anymore i'll give most things a shot
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1. enemies to lovers, enemies AND lovers, royalty x knight/bodyguard x person theyre protecting/that type thing
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she goes to a bar and gets hit on by gay men who think shes a twink
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Mmm this was fun to work on #Zosan
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sanji is a butch who's kind of faggy with it
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they do not give her bigger boobs. punishment for sanji being a brat and she cant handle the trials of being a large breasted woman + it would be a detriment to her fighting style
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idk what would happen with fem sanji during the time skip but i do think she would pester iva to give her bigger boobs