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He/him / 🔞 / TFA +SPAM + Nudez & coisas assim / pt-br & eng
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Respect my 1 (one) rule and send me whatever you feel like 🫶🏾
Respect my 1 (one) rule and send me whatever you feel like 🫶🏾
Bumblebee is a "He asked for NO pickles!" and Bulkhead is a "Is this guy bothering you?"
January 16, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Bumblebee is a "He asked for NO pickles!" and Bulkhead is a "Is this guy bothering you?"
Actor socmed AU but it's just Bee and Bulk talking about what's happening on the set with each other
You can't make a actor socmed au of TFA because 97% of those characters wouldn't be active on Twitter let alone have like a locked account to vent
January 16, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Actor socmed AU but it's just Bee and Bulk talking about what's happening on the set with each other
You can't make a actor socmed au of TFA because 97% of those characters wouldn't be active on Twitter let alone have like a locked account to vent
January 16, 2026 at 5:21 PM
You can't make a actor socmed au of TFA because 97% of those characters wouldn't be active on Twitter let alone have like a locked account to vent
They thought they were being cheeky but they didn't know that a dyke would become obsessed with this useless detail more than 10 years later
January 15, 2026 at 2:48 AM
They thought they were being cheeky but they didn't know that a dyke would become obsessed with this useless detail more than 10 years later
Astrotrain existing in TFA makes me have so many questions like, is he also a triple changer? If he is, since when? If he was tuned into a TC the who made that operation? I want answers!
January 15, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Astrotrain existing in TFA makes me have so many questions like, is he also a triple changer? If he is, since when? If he was tuned into a TC the who made that operation? I want answers!
The world's smallest Megatron featuring the world's biggest bumblebee
January 15, 2026 at 2:24 AM
The world's smallest Megatron featuring the world's biggest bumblebee
put that thing away
January 15, 2026 at 12:37 AM
put that thing away
Makinga TFA OC is fun until you have to actually draw them
January 14, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Makinga TFA OC is fun until you have to actually draw them
Whe i saw him i immediately thought about Venus
January 14, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Whe i saw him i immediately thought about Venus
BA is so kind for making my night better
January 14, 2026 at 4:42 PM
BA is so kind for making my night better
If i were his friend (i wouldn't be, but let's imagine) i would tell him to kill that thing, you worked so hard to become a prime and now you're going to fuck up the whole thing by having a lame ass kid girl no
What if the kid has bad vibes? No no no don't have that kid NO 🙅🏽♂️
What if the kid has bad vibes? No no no don't have that kid NO 🙅🏽♂️
I was ready to post a funny little list I made in 1 minute but now I'm seriously wondering if the Sentinel would abort or not
January 14, 2026 at 2:45 AM
If i were his friend (i wouldn't be, but let's imagine) i would tell him to kill that thing, you worked so hard to become a prime and now you're going to fuck up the whole thing by having a lame ass kid girl no
What if the kid has bad vibes? No no no don't have that kid NO 🙅🏽♂️
What if the kid has bad vibes? No no no don't have that kid NO 🙅🏽♂️
Ranking TFA characters based on the likelihood of them having an abortion if they become pregnant
January 14, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Ranking TFA characters based on the likelihood of them having an abortion if they become pregnant
Sorry for yapping my artwork isn't turning out the way I wanted it to, so instead of posting the bad shit I'm making I'm going to ask everyone to close their eyes and imagine Elita and Optimus using a double dildo
January 13, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Sorry for yapping my artwork isn't turning out the way I wanted it to, so instead of posting the bad shit I'm making I'm going to ask everyone to close their eyes and imagine Elita and Optimus using a double dildo
Not condemning anyone by the way, I just think it's fun to see the way people defend their faves and what it implies to the other characters in the story
It's been a while since I've read stuff that have Blitzwing as a main character so maybe I'm wrong, but I find it so interesting that one of the tropes writers use to make Blitz more tragic in fics directly contradicts with some of the more common ways writers use to make Megatron more righteous
January 13, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Not condemning anyone by the way, I just think it's fun to see the way people defend their faves and what it implies to the other characters in the story
It's been a while since I've read stuff that have Blitzwing as a main character so maybe I'm wrong, but I find it so interesting that one of the tropes writers use to make Blitz more tragic in fics directly contradicts with some of the more common ways writers use to make Megatron more righteous
January 13, 2026 at 8:27 PM
It's been a while since I've read stuff that have Blitzwing as a main character so maybe I'm wrong, but I find it so interesting that one of the tropes writers use to make Blitz more tragic in fics directly contradicts with some of the more common ways writers use to make Megatron more righteous
Reposting all my stuff here to say I don't think TFA Optimus can sing but I like to imagine he can
January 13, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Reposting all my stuff here to say I don't think TFA Optimus can sing but I like to imagine he can
I don't think I ever talked about jazzprowl but just so you know this is a jazzprowl household
January 13, 2026 at 12:27 AM
I don't think I ever talked about jazzprowl but just so you know this is a jazzprowl household
So upset I'm imagining my fave characters comforting each other to make me feel better
January 13, 2026 at 12:01 AM
So upset I'm imagining my fave characters comforting each other to make me feel better
Also having both characters of a wlw shipp in the alpha list is so cool
Having three female characters in the top AO3 alphas but having ZERO female omegas is a little 🤏🏾 funny
January 12, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Also having both characters of a wlw shipp in the alpha list is so cool
Having three female characters in the top AO3 alphas but having ZERO female omegas is a little 🤏🏾 funny
January 12, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Having three female characters in the top AO3 alphas but having ZERO female omegas is a little 🤏🏾 funny
I don't like when people to use megop and opmeg interchangeably </3 i have my preferences and honesty i don't want to see the other stuff at all
January 12, 2026 at 11:54 AM
I don't like when people to use megop and opmeg interchangeably </3 i have my preferences and honesty i don't want to see the other stuff at all
Jealous Bulkhead? Jealous Bulkhead anyone?
January 11, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Jealous Bulkhead? Jealous Bulkhead anyone?
Drawing bulkhead since forever it got me thinking <- shhh everyone, the idiot is forming a thought
January 11, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Drawing bulkhead since forever it got me thinking <- shhh everyone, the idiot is forming a thought
I promised to myself thet i would have to answer all mys asks on both platforms if I finished all my WIPs
Today, I had to reboot my tablet (the thing that I draw on), so in a way, I don't have any more WIPs, so on Saturday I'll respond you all 👍🏾
Today, I had to reboot my tablet (the thing that I draw on), so in a way, I don't have any more WIPs, so on Saturday I'll respond you all 👍🏾
January 8, 2026 at 11:05 PM
I promised to myself thet i would have to answer all mys asks on both platforms if I finished all my WIPs
Today, I had to reboot my tablet (the thing that I draw on), so in a way, I don't have any more WIPs, so on Saturday I'll respond you all 👍🏾
Today, I had to reboot my tablet (the thing that I draw on), so in a way, I don't have any more WIPs, so on Saturday I'll respond you all 👍🏾
Reposted by TA NA HORA DE CHUPAR XER- *tiro*
January 8, 2026 at 6:53 AM