Mount Rushmore would not be on my Mount Rushmore of national memorials
August 4, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Mount Rushmore would not be on my Mount Rushmore of national memorials
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June 29, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Convince your friends you bought a house by posting a photo of a random key in front of a pizza box on a table in an empty room
May 20, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Convince your friends you bought a house by posting a photo of a random key in front of a pizza box on a table in an empty room
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and yet PETA is silent about tape made out of duck? interesting
March 7, 2025 at 2:40 AM
and yet PETA is silent about tape made out of duck? interesting
The wonderful thing about sourdough starter is not that you can make bread with it, it's that you can tell people that it's 400 years old and they will believe you
February 16, 2025 at 8:55 PM
The wonderful thing about sourdough starter is not that you can make bread with it, it's that you can tell people that it's 400 years old and they will believe you
Made three fried eggs for breakfast today and I will never financially recover from this
February 12, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Made three fried eggs for breakfast today and I will never financially recover from this
the fact that you call a man "Mister" and yet his pee always comes out as a stream. disappointing
December 19, 2024 at 1:21 AM
the fact that you call a man "Mister" and yet his pee always comes out as a stream. disappointing