Did you shower this morning? 🤨

Cause I can smell your stanky ass from here. Get yo ass in that shower.

KitKats are mid at best.

With Halloween fast approaching, I gotta ask what your favorite candy is and why you're wrong, because the best candy is Reese's Pieces.

I will die on this hill too.

Work is absolutely draining momma RN

Hope y'all are doing better.

Dude pulled up into the shop saying his brand new Denali's breaks were squealing and smoking.
The mechanic informed this guy that his E-brake was on and that he had to disengage it when it starts up
Said gentleman wasn't happy and blamed us for it turning on every time.
Thank God I'm a secretary

Why haven't I made a pin yet?

I'm not sure, but I'm sure I'll make one sometime.

Till then, how y'all doing?

Might as well post the ref for V1X3N here.

I hope you all like her, even though she may not like you.

But I'm sure she'll enjoy bullying you of course~

I should start posting generic mom things.

The next bottle of wine I get I'm going to post it with the caption "It's wine O'clock" and no one can stop me.