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24 - they/them - 🔞 - icon by @creaturemuse.bsky.social
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You feel their presence before you see it. Every step makes your heart beat, a hammer strike through your soul with each pace. A chill runs down your spine, your thoughts fading with pleasant numb tingling pulsing through your skull. Hiding is pointless. Struggle is irrelevant. Your god has arrived.
just saying twinky anxious canine walks in and 6'6" wolf walks out with a vapid fanged grin, stretching the seams on a pinstripe suit with an amount of bulk that'd make any gym bro envious, shits peak
Mild considerations for a tailor hypnotist who always manages to convince even the scrawniest and most nervous into walking out the door bulked up, narcissistic and in a brand new tailored suit
February 5, 2026 at 8:28 PM
thus far my experience with trying to sub consistently is finding the right level of annoying to be to the people you want to obliterate you (sexual)
February 5, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Mild considerations for a tailor hypnotist who always manages to convince even the scrawniest and most nervous into walking out the door bulked up, narcissistic and in a brand new tailored suit
February 5, 2026 at 7:32 PM
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crow if fox, perhaps.
February 5, 2026 at 9:28 AM
crow if fox, perhaps.
February 5, 2026 at 9:28 AM
I used to use a corgi sona that was a twin of some other dudes and apparently its a thing where people will routinely contact him but not me asking to buy the sona which is fundamentally nuts on like three levels
February 5, 2026 at 8:39 AM
Sometimes I just feel like someone should legally own me
February 5, 2026 at 4:05 AM
normalize replacing people's names with basic numerical identifiers
February 5, 2026 at 1:22 AM
If I ever did the distinct and permanent mark of ownership for my sona I'd probably do rose tattoos branded on people's asses tbh
February 5, 2026 at 12:26 AM
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i'm vibing with inkblot toons so hard right now i redesigned one of my under used sonas, Vaude
February 4, 2026 at 11:40 PM
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recent c🐺mm for @botamo.bsky.social
tysm for your interest!
February 4, 2026 at 10:53 PM
capitalism is inherently flawed bc at a certain point you fail to instill obedience to the system and its ideology and just end up giving a bunch of communist queer people fetishes for the iconography of the power structure you swear by
February 4, 2026 at 10:58 PM
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February 3, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Huge buff dude in a suit is kind of an underrated look imo
February 4, 2026 at 10:55 PM
"hey fred, gimme a drone kink with extra latex!"
"extra latex."
"and hold the brainwashing."
"hold the brainwashing?"
"and hold the permanence!"
"hold the permanence? hey, jimmy! gimme a drone kink with NOTHIN."
February 4, 2026 at 9:50 AM
crow fosters bad media opinions again
February 4, 2026 at 5:30 AM
I haven't ever meaningfully actually tried to draw scales on a fella anyone got some decent examples I can peep for inspiration
February 4, 2026 at 4:58 AM
I gotta make a fox version of my sona
February 4, 2026 at 2:13 AM
why are you even wasting time flirting with me dude just brand me?? come on
February 4, 2026 at 12:41 AM
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I'm sorry but posting AI memes about yourself is like coming out as a funko pop
February 4, 2026 at 12:11 AM
posture correction is so peak
February 4, 2026 at 12:19 AM
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A new employee going through some posture training >:3
Commission for Skaarly!
February 4, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Anyways. Natural superiority over others is intoxicating and I love every minute of it
February 3, 2026 at 9:00 PM
And also outside of that single exception everyone should treat me as rightfully divine and exist to serve me. Ya know
February 3, 2026 at 8:50 PM
I do believe that someone should have the authority to command me with absolute unquestioning compliance
February 3, 2026 at 8:48 PM