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24 - they/them - 🔞 - icon by @creaturemuse.bsky.social
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You feel their presence before you see it. Every step makes your heart beat, a hammer strike through your soul with each pace. A chill runs down your spine, your thoughts fading with pleasant numb tingling pulsing through your skull. Hiding is pointless. Struggle is irrelevant. Your god has arrived.
bitch ass lizard.......
February 3, 2026 at 8:53 AM
I am not strictly INCAPABLE of summoning some measure of dom energy for a large hot dude but my instinctual response is just like hi yeah please get me pregnant and brainwash the fuck out of me while I drool over your pecs thanks
I am literally so weak to bulky hot anthro men its actually unreal
February 3, 2026 at 4:15 AM
I am literally so weak to bulky hot anthro men its actually unreal
February 3, 2026 at 4:12 AM
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January 20, 2026 at 12:36 PM
Love when someone new finds the god bird art and I get to see my perfect massive bulky body in my notifications again when they repost it
February 3, 2026 at 2:52 AM
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what a show off this guy is

(from my patroen)
February 3, 2026 at 2:29 AM
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It fits on him...
February 3, 2026 at 1:19 AM
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You all have free range to use this image in response to any transphobia now
February 2, 2026 at 10:21 PM
chat do we fw the hurdy gurdy throat singing lizardfolk bard and what kinda tattoos should I give him
February 3, 2026 at 1:26 AM
hmm??
February 3, 2026 at 12:33 AM
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witch doctor wants to invite you
February 2, 2026 at 10:34 PM
I should get a piece of my sona in melinoes outfit from hades 2 tbh
February 2, 2026 at 11:23 PM
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If the brainwashing doesn’t irreversibly violate and overwrite your priorities and upend your entire life, what’s the point
February 2, 2026 at 8:37 PM
current concept is a hurdy gurdy playing throat singing lizardfolk bard
trying to learn how to throat sing for a pathfinder character
February 2, 2026 at 8:01 PM
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Lmao the sick fucks who signed up to work as Gestapo for Guy Who Never Pays Anyone are now extremely mad that the guy they work for is not paying them

Fuck you dipshits
ICE employees on Reddit complain about late salaries and missing insurance, despite promises made upon hiring
ICE employees have reported delayed pay and missing health insurance on Reddit, while critics question how staff tolerate dangerous duties for little or no compensation.
www.ibtimes.co.uk
February 2, 2026 at 5:24 PM
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Nothing quite like getting corrupted by the future, reality-warping permaskunk'd version of yourself to really let all those permanent rubberskunk thoughts sink in >///////>;;
February 2, 2026 at 5:17 AM
trying to learn how to throat sing for a pathfinder character
February 2, 2026 at 3:51 AM
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Do you remember when people were saying "I think my phone is listening to me, i'm getting ads for stuff I spoke about" and people said "They arent listening to you, they're just this good at predicting your interests"?

Well, it happens they were doing exactly that.
www.cbsnews.com/news/google-...
Google to pay $68 million over allegations its voice assistant eavesdropped on users
Class-action lawsuit alleged that Google's voice assistant illegally recorded and shared private conversations with advertisers.
www.cbsnews.com
February 1, 2026 at 9:44 PM
I kinda need a hot dude to completely remove any capacity for agency from me and use me as a piece of meat
February 1, 2026 at 11:18 PM
I could probably justify being less reserved when someone's oc manifests in my brain and starts gnawing on my frontal lobe
February 1, 2026 at 10:41 PM
I just believe that all men deserve to be bulked up beyond belief and ruined mentally so they can act as obedient meat with no agency or personhood for others interests
February 1, 2026 at 10:30 PM
"Yeah this is my evil hypnodom oc, he's a [insert hit bulky creature here]."

mhm. mhm. what if he was completely brainless and obedient though
Being exceptionally normal about big bulky men today
February 1, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Being exceptionally normal about big bulky men today
February 1, 2026 at 10:21 PM
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Large, in charge, weaponized smog. Zahn, bigger than ever, and more threatening than ever before.

🎨 @internaledge.bsky.social never fails to impress.
#ocs
#zahn
January 11, 2026 at 9:00 PM