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You feel their presence before you see it. Every step makes your heart beat, a hammer strike through your soul with each pace. A chill runs down your spine, your thoughts fading with pleasant numb tingling pulsing through your skull. Hiding is pointless. Struggle is irrelevant. Your god has arrived.
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Nothing quite like getting corrupted by the future, reality-warping permaskunk'd version of yourself to really let all those permanent rubberskunk thoughts sink in >///////>;;
February 2, 2026 at 5:17 AM
trying to learn how to throat sing for a pathfinder character
February 2, 2026 at 3:51 AM
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Do you remember when people were saying "I think my phone is listening to me, i'm getting ads for stuff I spoke about" and people said "They arent listening to you, they're just this good at predicting your interests"?

Well, it happens they were doing exactly that.
www.cbsnews.com/news/google-...
Google to pay $68 million over allegations its voice assistant eavesdropped on users
Class-action lawsuit alleged that Google's voice assistant illegally recorded and shared private conversations with advertisers.
www.cbsnews.com
February 1, 2026 at 9:44 PM
I kinda need a hot dude to completely remove any capacity for agency from me and use me as a piece of meat
February 1, 2026 at 11:18 PM
I could probably justify being less reserved when someone's oc manifests in my brain and starts gnawing on my frontal lobe
February 1, 2026 at 10:41 PM
I just believe that all men deserve to be bulked up beyond belief and ruined mentally so they can act as obedient meat with no agency or personhood for others interests
February 1, 2026 at 10:30 PM
"Yeah this is my evil hypnodom oc, he's a [insert hit bulky creature here]."

mhm. mhm. what if he was completely brainless and obedient though
Being exceptionally normal about big bulky men today
February 1, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Being exceptionally normal about big bulky men today
February 1, 2026 at 10:21 PM
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Large, in charge, weaponized smog. Zahn, bigger than ever, and more threatening than ever before.

🎨 @internaledge.bsky.social never fails to impress.
#ocs
#zahn
January 11, 2026 at 9:00 PM
wahoo woo yippee 500 followers
February 1, 2026 at 10:05 PM
latex uniforms my beloved
February 1, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Absolutely mindfucked dudes with fangs on display who only speak through sharp barked commands like COMPLY as they crush you under heel
February 1, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Just thinking it's really really hot to have forced muscle memory overwriting so when a permagrinning drone stretches the edges of your cheeks with sharp clawed digits tasting of rubber you can't possibly stop yourself from displaying sharp teeth on instinct as you're slowly converted
Null face sharp toothed grin is obscenely peak form
February 1, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Null face sharp toothed grin is obscenely peak form
February 1, 2026 at 7:44 PM
god bird is one form I have no real intent to hit with role reversal or any such thing but huge bulky divine figure in brainwashed intern form WOULD be horny imo
February 1, 2026 at 6:35 PM
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Brainwashed men in catsuits flexing and showing off, tempting you to touch

surely nothing can be transmitted by touching their glossy black suits to feel up those meaty pecs
February 1, 2026 at 3:23 PM
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It probably won't matter but I think for the rest of her miserable life any time JK Rowling dares to open her mouth she should be drowned out in screams that she lit her legacy on fire so a rich pedophile man could suck dick and tell himself it's not gay.
O cool The hypothesis that the elite were trying to segrigate trans people from society purely to keep us as sex slaves was real, but only for trans women since they see trans men as undesirable for sex and want them eliminated which is EXACTLY THE POLICIES AND RHETORIC WE'RE SEEING HAPPEN RIGHT NOW
February 1, 2026 at 3:28 PM
porn with impact frames
February 1, 2026 at 10:53 AM
who up fetishizing labor with me
February 1, 2026 at 10:43 AM
honestly a little envious every time I see people doing irl shit in latex
maaaan I would love to sit on someone's face in rubber
February 1, 2026 at 10:36 AM
good permanent look for me tbh.
*cough cough*

(part of a very good full piece by d682 on here)
February 1, 2026 at 10:26 AM
god billionaires really are the origin of like. every ounce of poison in the blood of society
February 1, 2026 at 9:55 AM
I need to improve my weird nonbinary swagger or whatever you wanna call it but ough clothes shopping so hard.

the best I've managed so far is a quasi john lennon
February 1, 2026 at 6:21 AM
I haven't really been able to keep track of my age for like 2 years atp. today I thought "I am 26" and "I am 20" at two separate occasions
February 1, 2026 at 5:35 AM