Uranus
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"They made me an offer I could not refuse..."
January 21, 2026 at 9:23 PM
"They made me an offer I could not refuse..."
Overlooking, of course, that the homegrown paedos are you paymasters. And then there's that little murder thing of yours you're glossing over, Mr. Lilywhite...
January 21, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Overlooking, of course, that the homegrown paedos are you paymasters. And then there's that little murder thing of yours you're glossing over, Mr. Lilywhite...
Leif Eriskson demands America back for Norway
January 12, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Leif Eriskson demands America back for Norway
drive away, obviously, or the dude would have shot the driver in the face.
January 12, 2026 at 8:29 AM
drive away, obviously, or the dude would have shot the driver in the face.
At what point will he deport his own hands?
December 29, 2025 at 7:38 AM
At what point will he deport his own hands?
Why do you think they felt it necessary to label Kash Patel (and only Kash Patel) as "FBI" at an FBI presser?
October 23, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Why do you think they felt it necessary to label Kash Patel (and only Kash Patel) as "FBI" at an FBI presser?
We're also here because Meta doesn't want you :)
Keep up the good work!
Keep up the good work!
October 19, 2025 at 5:28 PM
We're also here because Meta doesn't want you :)
Keep up the good work!
Keep up the good work!
he thinks he's holding Putin's dick
October 15, 2025 at 7:09 AM
he thinks he's holding Putin's dick
if that's what you've got....
October 8, 2025 at 6:10 PM
if that's what you've got....
In a functioning democracy you're not appealing, you're demanding. You and thousands like you, raising your voices, not online, but in the face of an oppressive government, and its representatives.
No despot was ever toppled but by the people...
No despot was ever toppled but by the people...
October 8, 2025 at 4:28 PM
In a functioning democracy you're not appealing, you're demanding. You and thousands like you, raising your voices, not online, but in the face of an oppressive government, and its representatives.
No despot was ever toppled but by the people...
No despot was ever toppled but by the people...
and that nose isn't a millimeter longer. how does she do that?
September 29, 2025 at 3:23 PM
and that nose isn't a millimeter longer. how does she do that?
please note that he doesn't really care, except when it comes to money. at what point do the courts sanction him for frivolous lawsuits, I wonder?
September 24, 2025 at 12:20 PM
please note that he doesn't really care, except when it comes to money. at what point do the courts sanction him for frivolous lawsuits, I wonder?
If he were alive he'd be clawing at the lid of his coffin.
September 17, 2025 at 8:37 PM
If he were alive he'd be clawing at the lid of his coffin.
When pulling the bung from the scuppers and watching it sink is just not 'Murica enough
September 10, 2025 at 4:36 PM
When pulling the bung from the scuppers and watching it sink is just not 'Murica enough
♪Back in the USSA♫
♫Don't know how lucky you are, boy ♪
/Sorry John and Paul...
♫Don't know how lucky you are, boy ♪
/Sorry John and Paul...
September 7, 2025 at 8:54 AM
♪Back in the USSA♫
♫Don't know how lucky you are, boy ♪
/Sorry John and Paul...
♫Don't know how lucky you are, boy ♪
/Sorry John and Paul...
C*nt obviously doesn't have a boat, so not a threat
September 4, 2025 at 3:10 PM
C*nt obviously doesn't have a boat, so not a threat
As a conversation-starter, I'm not sure quite where "...and how many foreskins did *your* wife cost?" ranks, but I admit to being a little curious. So, guys, if you have a receipt, let us know.
Not you, David....
Not you, David....
September 3, 2025 at 9:16 PM
As a conversation-starter, I'm not sure quite where "...and how many foreskins did *your* wife cost?" ranks, but I admit to being a little curious. So, guys, if you have a receipt, let us know.
Not you, David....
Not you, David....
p'raps I can post your words until it blocks me ....
August 27, 2025 at 4:46 PM
p'raps I can post your words until it blocks me ....
you also have 79 year old geriatrics that are evil. They're sick. And they have to be put away.
August 27, 2025 at 1:01 PM
you also have 79 year old geriatrics that are evil. They're sick. And they have to be put away.
quick, ave yourself ! post something racist...
August 23, 2025 at 12:08 PM
quick, ave yourself ! post something racist...
mama said, "If you're not in bed by 11.30, go home...."
August 23, 2025 at 12:07 PM
mama said, "If you're not in bed by 11.30, go home...."
35% in 9 days? I'm no statistician, but I'd say that that's a load of bollocks he made up on the fly. I'd really like to see the comparative charts against which he allegedy has measured this
August 21, 2025 at 3:10 PM
35% in 9 days? I'm no statistician, but I'd say that that's a load of bollocks he made up on the fly. I'd really like to see the comparative charts against which he allegedy has measured this
Petty, hate-filled, flavoraid-guzzling child
August 14, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Petty, hate-filled, flavoraid-guzzling child