Distortedcanofepitaph
@distortedcoepitaph.bsky.social
Born male trans-non
Pron: They-Them
Adhd rattled dude
Streaming soon: https://m.twitch.tv/distortedcanofepitaph/home
Pron: They-Them
Adhd rattled dude
Streaming soon: https://m.twitch.tv/distortedcanofepitaph/home
If we can say OGLE-2016-BLG-1968 is a planet despite it not having an orbit and only moving due to forces and giving it energy to move why do we judge pluto off of its orbit, there're planets without an orbit so why is this not one?!?!
December 31, 2025 at 12:42 AM
If we can say OGLE-2016-BLG-1968 is a planet despite it not having an orbit and only moving due to forces and giving it energy to move why do we judge pluto off of its orbit, there're planets without an orbit so why is this not one?!?!
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They freed me from the workshop! Happy Christmas!
December 25, 2025 at 6:50 PM
They freed me from the workshop! Happy Christmas!
YouTube is down
Guess no footloose 😭
Guess no footloose 😭
October 15, 2025 at 11:49 PM
YouTube is down
Guess no footloose 😭
Guess no footloose 😭
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Remember that you still have yourself. Trust in yourself, give yourself time to breathe, believe in you, you have you. And you're beautiful.
October 12, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Remember that you still have yourself. Trust in yourself, give yourself time to breathe, believe in you, you have you. And you're beautiful.
it's my birthday today
a man wearing a red robe and a white shirt is smiling
ALT: a man wearing a red robe and a white shirt is smiling
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July 8, 2025 at 12:38 PM
it's my birthday today
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I'll regret this
June 12, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I'll regret this
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Guys I'm starting to think precedented times aren't real
June 24, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Guys I'm starting to think precedented times aren't real
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Season 2 Episode 15 - Frame 4381 out of 5292
June 20, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Season 2 Episode 15 - Frame 4381 out of 5292
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Season 2 Episode 15 - Frame 4382 out of 5292
June 20, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Season 2 Episode 15 - Frame 4382 out of 5292
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Season 2 Episode 15 - Frame 4383 out of 5292
June 20, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Season 2 Episode 15 - Frame 4383 out of 5292
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when chat bullies you remember this!
June 18, 2025 at 9:00 PM
when chat bullies you remember this!
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We are still working on the next bug fix patch. We are working with a professional testing team to confirm the stability of the patches before we put them out, so it will take a little while. (not that anyone is really excited about just bug fixes)
June 17, 2025 at 2:43 AM
We are still working on the next bug fix patch. We are working with a professional testing team to confirm the stability of the patches before we put them out, so it will take a little while. (not that anyone is really excited about just bug fixes)
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Toby can you like... Come over and beat the boss pls? It's pretty hard...
June 10, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Toby can you like... Come over and beat the boss pls? It's pretty hard...
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DELTARUNE Chapter 3+4 came out. But you're not reading this because you're playing the game... right?
June 4, 2025 at 3:03 PM
DELTARUNE Chapter 3+4 came out. But you're not reading this because you're playing the game... right?
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I don't make the rules :)
May 22, 2025 at 11:58 AM
I don't make the rules :)
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I am engelbert humperdinck now
April 28, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I am engelbert humperdinck now
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no way omg how did you get this picture of me 😳
April 28, 2025 at 4:26 PM
no way omg how did you get this picture of me 😳
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Warning sexy image:
April 27, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Warning sexy image: