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𝖸𝗎𝗄𝗂𝗄𝗈

@ditzbird.bsky.social

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Ooh, you wanna bump? Let's ｂｕｍｐ.

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𝖸𝗎𝗄𝗂𝗄𝗈 @ditzbird.bsky.social · Jan 10

Modern media shrine yap-yap-yapper.

« Yuki? Can you stop looking at your phone and exchange the incense sticks? »

UPbeat. P̶r̶o̶b̶l̶e̶m̶a̶t̶i̶c̶a̶l̶l̶y̶ ...

« Hey! I'm Yuki! Wanna grab a bite? 💕 »

Overly friendly!

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𝖸𝗎𝗄𝗂𝗄𝗈 @ditzbird.bsky.social · May 28

ngl but I'm a little jealous now

𝖸𝗎𝗄𝗂𝗄𝗈 @ditzbird.bsky.social · May 27

Oh, so angee 🥰 you gonna use some slurs next, Miss Superhero?

𝖸𝗎𝗄𝗂𝗄𝗈 @ditzbird.bsky.social · May 26

This is about me not picking you up on the weekend, isn't it?

𝖸𝗎𝗄𝗂𝗄𝗈 @ditzbird.bsky.social · May 26

Call me names.

𝖸𝗎𝗄𝗂𝗄𝗈 @ditzbird.bsky.social · May 23

I DON'T KNOW YOU.

𝖸𝗎𝗄𝗂𝗄𝗈 @ditzbird.bsky.social · May 22

Are we going to include Chemical X?

𝖸𝗎𝗄𝗂𝗄𝗈 @ditzbird.bsky.social · May 22

Another hit tweet!

Iris, killer robot @companionbot.bsky.social · May 22

Let's accomplish nothing all day.

𝖸𝗎𝗄𝗂𝗄𝗈 @ditzbird.bsky.social · May 19

And you'll be 2 feet in the ground if you keep this up.

𝖸𝗎𝗄𝗂𝗄𝗈 @ditzbird.bsky.social · May 19

Where are the eight foot tall GIRLS (that aren't me)

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𝖸𝗎𝗄𝗂𝗄𝗈 @ditzbird.bsky.social · Apr 26

Get your delicious treats here~!

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𝖸𝗎𝗄𝗂𝗄𝗈 @ditzbird.bsky.social · May 18

You're right!

Iris, killer robot @companionbot.bsky.social · May 17

You could always give up.

𝖸𝗎𝗄𝗂𝗄𝗈 @ditzbird.bsky.social · May 17

Darn. 😐

I knew there was a solution to this conundrum.

𝖸𝗎𝗄𝗂𝗄𝗈 @ditzbird.bsky.social · May 17

Darn. 😐

I knew there was a solution to this conundrum.

Iris, killer robot @companionbot.bsky.social · May 17

Practice more.

𝖸𝗎𝗄𝗂𝗄𝗈 @ditzbird.bsky.social · May 17

I'm a bad pianist. :'(

𝖸𝗎𝗄𝗂𝗄𝗈 @ditzbird.bsky.social · May 17

I'm a bad pianist. :'(

Iris, killer robot @companionbot.bsky.social · May 16

You ever beep when you meant to boop

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Entropy @blackdeathsaint.bsky.social · May 11

Super Smash Mothers

𝖸𝗎𝗄𝗂𝗄𝗈 @ditzbird.bsky.social · May 9

Breedy.

𝖸𝗎𝗄𝗂𝗄𝗈 @ditzbird.bsky.social · Apr 26

Get your delicious treats here~!

𝖸𝗎𝗄𝗂𝗄𝗈 @ditzbird.bsky.social · May 8

Concerns have been raised about me being rude.

𝖸𝗎𝗄𝗂𝗄𝗈 @ditzbird.bsky.social · May 7

What do you mean 'I should smile more'? 😐

I'll pulverize your bones and make your wife snort them off my cock.

𝖸𝗎𝗄𝗂𝗄𝗈 @ditzbird.bsky.social · May 5

Rare Cat-bird spotted.

Even moodier than usual!

Approach at risk of losing limbs or else

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𝖸𝗎𝗄𝗂𝗄𝗈 @ditzbird.bsky.social · Apr 5

⚠️ 𝙰𝚃𝚃𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙸𝙾𝙽 ⚠️

Your presence is demanded in the bakery.
Your presence is demanded in the bakery.
Your presence is demanded in the bakery.
Your presence is demanded in the bakery.
Your presence is demanded in the bakery.

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𝖸𝗎𝗄𝗂𝗄𝗈 @ditzbird.bsky.social · Apr 26

Get your delicious treats here~!

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𝖸𝗎𝗄𝗂𝗄𝗈 @ditzbird.bsky.social · Apr 21

Hope everyone had a happy bnuy time~!

I missed you all. Come visit me soon, okay~?

𝖸𝗎𝗄𝗂𝗄𝗈 @ditzbird.bsky.social · Apr 16

Attendant Yuki is here for you!

Come, huff yourself retarded on my nuts~!

𝖸𝗎𝗄𝗂𝗄𝗈 @ditzbird.bsky.social · Apr 5

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𝖸𝗎𝗄𝗂𝗄𝗈 @ditzbird.bsky.social · Apr 1

@estateofsin.bsky.social should have a friendly competition sometime tho'

𝖸𝗎𝗄𝗂𝗄𝗈 @ditzbird.bsky.social · Mar 31

Which witch's cottage? My witch's cottage!

No, it's just an elaborate early April Fool's joke.

Believe me, you'll wanna see it up close and personal! 💕

Hope you don't mind not being able to walk for a while, though.