Bandit Heeler [#1 Best Dad]
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MDNI. you will be blocked.
NSFW and 18+ themes present.
no art used here belongs to me. each piece belongs to their respective artists.
NSFW and 18+ themes present.
no art used here belongs to me. each piece belongs to their respective artists.
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“ oi' mate. don’t just stare
come 'n help an old dog out~. "
come 'n help an old dog out~. "
Reposted by Bandit Heeler [#1 Best Dad]
"ɦɛʏ ҡɨɖ, ɖօռ't ɢօ ɖʀօաɨռɢ օռ ʍɛ աɦɨʟɛ ɨ'ʍ օռ tɦɛ ʝօɮ. . ."
🌊 DILF aռtɦʀօ ʄɛʀaʟɨɢatʀ
🌊 աօʀҡs as a ʟɨʄɛɢʊaʀɖ at tɦɛ ɮɛaċɦ aռɖ քօօʟ
🌊 (ռ)sʄա & ʟɛաɖ tɦɛʍɛs
". . .աօʊʟɖ ɮɛ a sɦaʍɛ ɨʄ ɨ ɦaʋɛ tօ ɢɨʋɛ ʏօʊ ċքʀ~"
🌊 DILF aռtɦʀօ ʄɛʀaʟɨɢatʀ
🌊 աօʀҡs as a ʟɨʄɛɢʊaʀɖ at tɦɛ ɮɛaċɦ aռɖ քօօʟ
🌊 (ռ)sʄա & ʟɛաɖ tɦɛʍɛs
". . .աօʊʟɖ ɮɛ a sɦaʍɛ ɨʄ ɨ ɦaʋɛ tօ ɢɨʋɛ ʏօʊ ċքʀ~"
October 29, 2024 at 3:43 PM
"ɦɛʏ ҡɨɖ, ɖօռ't ɢօ ɖʀօաɨռɢ օռ ʍɛ աɦɨʟɛ ɨ'ʍ օռ tɦɛ ʝօɮ. . ."
🌊 DILF aռtɦʀօ ʄɛʀaʟɨɢatʀ
🌊 աօʀҡs as a ʟɨʄɛɢʊaʀɖ at tɦɛ ɮɛaċɦ aռɖ քօօʟ
🌊 (ռ)sʄա & ʟɛաɖ tɦɛʍɛs
". . .աօʊʟɖ ɮɛ a sɦaʍɛ ɨʄ ɨ ɦaʋɛ tօ ɢɨʋɛ ʏօʊ ċքʀ~"
🌊 DILF aռtɦʀօ ʄɛʀaʟɨɢatʀ
🌊 աօʀҡs as a ʟɨʄɛɢʊaʀɖ at tɦɛ ɮɛaċɦ aռɖ քօօʟ
🌊 (ռ)sʄա & ʟɛաɖ tɦɛʍɛs
". . .աօʊʟɖ ɮɛ a sɦaʍɛ ɨʄ ɨ ɦaʋɛ tօ ɢɨʋɛ ʏօʊ ċքʀ~"
Reposted by Bandit Heeler [#1 Best Dad]
once again came that dumb grin. although this time there seemed to be more to it. perhaps a sense of lust?
"oh, darling.. you really just want a quick peek when you can get the WHOLE package~?”
he asked, the bulge in his pants growing larger by the second almost looking as if it was pulsing.
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"oh, darling.. you really just want a quick peek when you can get the WHOLE package~?”
he asked, the bulge in his pants growing larger by the second almost looking as if it was pulsing.
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<< thigh. They let their hand rest on his, eyes trailing over his form.
"Not sure... originally... just a quick peek. But uh... I'm feeling like you may have more in mind"
"Not sure... originally... just a quick peek. But uh... I'm feeling like you may have more in mind"
November 1, 2025 at 1:20 AM
once again came that dumb grin. although this time there seemed to be more to it. perhaps a sense of lust?
"oh, darling.. you really just want a quick peek when you can get the WHOLE package~?”
he asked, the bulge in his pants growing larger by the second almost looking as if it was pulsing.
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"oh, darling.. you really just want a quick peek when you can get the WHOLE package~?”
he asked, the bulge in his pants growing larger by the second almost looking as if it was pulsing.
+
Reposted by Bandit Heeler [#1 Best Dad]
he’s got quite the treat for everyone this Halloween! two of them in fact.
pick your poison~.
pick your poison~.
November 1, 2025 at 12:48 AM
he’s got quite the treat for everyone this Halloween! two of them in fact.
pick your poison~.
pick your poison~.
“very, very your type, huh..?”
while saying this he leaned closer to them as if to tease. his breath smelled of the alcohol he’d just drank, the stench wafting right towards their face.
"well… since we’re both each other’s types, then that means we can be honest with ourselves~.”
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while saying this he leaned closer to them as if to tease. his breath smelled of the alcohol he’d just drank, the stench wafting right towards their face.
"well… since we’re both each other’s types, then that means we can be honest with ourselves~.”
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Well...
No point playing koy now...
"Well... I guess we uh... have a mutual interest then"
They smile softly, grabbing their third and final beer. They snap it open and take a quick swig before looking over at him.
"What can I say? I've got a type... and you are uh... very... very that type"
No point playing koy now...
"Well... I guess we uh... have a mutual interest then"
They smile softly, grabbing their third and final beer. They snap it open and take a quick swig before looking over at him.
"What can I say? I've got a type... and you are uh... very... very that type"
taking another sip from his bottle before placing it down.
"besides… i know you bringing me a gift wasn’t the only reason you decided to approach me even if i am pretty dumb~.”
"besides… i know you bringing me a gift wasn’t the only reason you decided to approach me even if i am pretty dumb~.”
November 1, 2025 at 1:06 AM
“very, very your type, huh..?”
while saying this he leaned closer to them as if to tease. his breath smelled of the alcohol he’d just drank, the stench wafting right towards their face.
"well… since we’re both each other’s types, then that means we can be honest with ourselves~.”
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while saying this he leaned closer to them as if to tease. his breath smelled of the alcohol he’d just drank, the stench wafting right towards their face.
"well… since we’re both each other’s types, then that means we can be honest with ourselves~.”
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he’s got quite the treat for everyone this Halloween! two of them in fact.
pick your poison~.
pick your poison~.
November 1, 2025 at 12:48 AM
he’s got quite the treat for everyone this Halloween! two of them in fact.
pick your poison~.
pick your poison~.
“Scott! oi there, mate! how’ve you been?
and yeah, unfortunately these weeds ain’t gonna pick themselves.”
he stared up at him with a little grin of his own.
"y'know i can’t let ya do that for me. i don’t wanna burden ya with my work after all.”
and yeah, unfortunately these weeds ain’t gonna pick themselves.”
he stared up at him with a little grin of his own.
"y'know i can’t let ya do that for me. i don’t wanna burden ya with my work after all.”
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"Ay, looking good Mr. Heeler! Scorcher today isn't it?"
Scott would peak over the fence, giving the dog a smile.
"Yard work today? Y'know I'd be happy to do it for you!"
"Ay, looking good Mr. Heeler! Scorcher today isn't it?"
Scott would peak over the fence, giving the dog a smile.
"Yard work today? Y'know I'd be happy to do it for you!"
November 1, 2025 at 12:46 AM
“Scott! oi there, mate! how’ve you been?
and yeah, unfortunately these weeds ain’t gonna pick themselves.”
he stared up at him with a little grin of his own.
"y'know i can’t let ya do that for me. i don’t wanna burden ya with my work after all.”
and yeah, unfortunately these weeds ain’t gonna pick themselves.”
he stared up at him with a little grin of his own.
"y'know i can’t let ya do that for me. i don’t wanna burden ya with my work after all.”
||sorry for the slightly inactivity. getting to replies rn
November 1, 2025 at 12:34 AM
||sorry for the slightly inactivity. getting to replies rn
“good question. and an easy one to answer.
partially because I couldn’t just send ya away after ya did somethin' so nice for me, mate! and also cause i find you pretty cute. and i don’t say that about many feline’s…
it’d be a bloody waste to send ya back to unpacking. “
he stated +
partially because I couldn’t just send ya away after ya did somethin' so nice for me, mate! and also cause i find you pretty cute. and i don’t say that about many feline’s…
it’d be a bloody waste to send ya back to unpacking. “
he stated +
<< could ask you a very similar question. What made you wanna sit down with me instead of taking the basket and sending me back to unpacking?"
November 1, 2025 at 12:32 AM
“good question. and an easy one to answer.
partially because I couldn’t just send ya away after ya did somethin' so nice for me, mate! and also cause i find you pretty cute. and i don’t say that about many feline’s…
it’d be a bloody waste to send ya back to unpacking. “
he stated +
partially because I couldn’t just send ya away after ya did somethin' so nice for me, mate! and also cause i find you pretty cute. and i don’t say that about many feline’s…
it’d be a bloody waste to send ya back to unpacking. “
he stated +
Reposted by Bandit Heeler [#1 Best Dad]
“𝒩𝑜𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒾𝓈 𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓇 𝒶𝓈 𝓈𝒾𝓂𝓅𝓁𝑒 𝒶𝓈 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓃𝓀. 𝐿𝒾𝒻𝑒 𝓌𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝓃𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓇 𝒷𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝑒𝒶𝓈𝓎.”
•𝒟𝑒𝓉𝒶𝒾𝓁𝑒𝒹 𝑅𝒫
•𝟪+ 𝒴𝑒𝒶𝓇𝓈 𝑜𝒻 𝓌𝓇𝒾𝓉𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝑒𝓍𝓅𝑒𝓇𝒾𝑒𝓃𝒸𝑒
•𝒟𝑀𝓈 𝒶𝓇𝑒 𝑜𝓅𝑒𝓃 𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝓅𝓁𝑜𝓉𝓉𝒾𝓃𝑔!
•𝒟𝑒𝓉𝒶𝒾𝓁𝑒𝒹 𝑅𝒫
•𝟪+ 𝒴𝑒𝒶𝓇𝓈 𝑜𝒻 𝓌𝓇𝒾𝓉𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝑒𝓍𝓅𝑒𝓇𝒾𝑒𝓃𝒸𝑒
•𝒟𝑀𝓈 𝒶𝓇𝑒 𝑜𝓅𝑒𝓃 𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝓅𝓁𝑜𝓉𝓉𝒾𝓃𝑔!
November 4, 2024 at 10:50 PM
“𝒩𝑜𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒾𝓈 𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓇 𝒶𝓈 𝓈𝒾𝓂𝓅𝓁𝑒 𝒶𝓈 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓃𝓀. 𝐿𝒾𝒻𝑒 𝓌𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝓃𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓇 𝒷𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝑒𝒶𝓈𝓎.”
•𝒟𝑒𝓉𝒶𝒾𝓁𝑒𝒹 𝑅𝒫
•𝟪+ 𝒴𝑒𝒶𝓇𝓈 𝑜𝒻 𝓌𝓇𝒾𝓉𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝑒𝓍𝓅𝑒𝓇𝒾𝑒𝓃𝒸𝑒
•𝒟𝑀𝓈 𝒶𝓇𝑒 𝑜𝓅𝑒𝓃 𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝓅𝓁𝑜𝓉𝓉𝒾𝓃𝑔!
•𝒟𝑒𝓉𝒶𝒾𝓁𝑒𝒹 𝑅𝒫
•𝟪+ 𝒴𝑒𝒶𝓇𝓈 𝑜𝒻 𝓌𝓇𝒾𝓉𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝑒𝓍𝓅𝑒𝓇𝒾𝑒𝓃𝒸𝑒
•𝒟𝑀𝓈 𝒶𝓇𝑒 𝑜𝓅𝑒𝓃 𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝓅𝓁𝑜𝓉𝓉𝒾𝓃𝑔!
Reposted by Bandit Heeler [#1 Best Dad]
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( :̲̅:̲̅:[̲̅:𝐶𝑒𝑟𝑡𝑖𝑓𝑖𝑒𝑑 𝐺𝑜𝑜𝑑 𝐵𝑜𝑖:]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅)
- 𝑆𝑐𝑜𝑡𝑡 𝐻𝑜𝑤𝑙 !
- Ɨռʄօ ɮɛʟօա
- ꛨ8+ Օռʟʏ
- Օքɛռ Ɖʍֆ.
- ❤️×🔄
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- 𝑆𝑐𝑜𝑡𝑡 𝐻𝑜𝑤𝑙 !
- Ɨռʄօ ɮɛʟօա
- ꛨ8+ Օռʟʏ
- Օքɛռ Ɖʍֆ.
- ❤️×🔄
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July 9, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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- 𝑆𝑐𝑜𝑡𝑡 𝐻𝑜𝑤𝑙 !
- Ɨռʄօ ɮɛʟօա
- ꛨ8+ Օռʟʏ
- Օքɛռ Ɖʍֆ.
- ❤️×🔄
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( :̲̅:̲̅:[̲̅:𝐶𝑒𝑟𝑡𝑖𝑓𝑖𝑒𝑑 𝐺𝑜𝑜𝑑 𝐵𝑜𝑖:]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅)
- 𝑆𝑐𝑜𝑡𝑡 𝐻𝑜𝑤𝑙 !
- Ɨռʄօ ɮɛʟօա
- ꛨ8+ Օռʟʏ
- Օքɛռ Ɖʍֆ.
- ❤️×🔄
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yeahhh— they’d both probably need all the drinks they could get before doing any actual work to be honest.
"so, mate… what made ya come over and say hi to me? i mean obviously because it’s the neighborly thing to do, but what else? did you wanna be friends or something?”
he asks, moving+
"so, mate… what made ya come over and say hi to me? i mean obviously because it’s the neighborly thing to do, but what else? did you wanna be friends or something?”
he asks, moving+
The feeling is mutual. He's exactly their type.
"Oh! I... yeah! That sounds nice. I mean shit, what're you doing after this?"
They chuckle a bit and grab a second beer for them each, chugging the last of their first. They gotta kill this pack at least before Sammi derails into unpacking
"Oh! I... yeah! That sounds nice. I mean shit, what're you doing after this?"
They chuckle a bit and grab a second beer for them each, chugging the last of their first. They gotta kill this pack at least before Sammi derails into unpacking
"i see. y'know if ya ever need some help i don’t mind comin' over and helping ya out, mate. after all, ya did come and be all neighborly today so it’s the least i could do!”
he had to admit… he did think they were a cutie. in fact, they’re exactly his type so can ya blame the guy?
he had to admit… he did think they were a cutie. in fact, they’re exactly his type so can ya blame the guy?
October 29, 2025 at 10:46 PM
yeahhh— they’d both probably need all the drinks they could get before doing any actual work to be honest.
"so, mate… what made ya come over and say hi to me? i mean obviously because it’s the neighborly thing to do, but what else? did you wanna be friends or something?”
he asks, moving+
"so, mate… what made ya come over and say hi to me? i mean obviously because it’s the neighborly thing to do, but what else? did you wanna be friends or something?”
he asks, moving+
he and the reader should definitely make babies together.
October 29, 2025 at 10:09 PM
he and the reader should definitely make babies together.
"heh— this ol' dog has still got it after all~. don’t worry, i'm sure you’ll be releasing plenty pretty soon.”
he shook his ass faster, those fat cheeks of his squishing against her large rod with each movement and creating more friction.
"mmm… this is gettin' me all worked up…”
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he shook his ass faster, those fat cheeks of his squishing against her large rod with each movement and creating more friction.
"mmm… this is gettin' me all worked up…”
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—>
“Ohmygod…” Bellator muttered, looking down at the divorced dad’s supreme twerking skill, grasping both his shoulders as her head hung back with a sublime grin.
“I haven’t stuck it in yet, and I already feel like cumming…”
“Ohmygod…” Bellator muttered, looking down at the divorced dad’s supreme twerking skill, grasping both his shoulders as her head hung back with a sublime grin.
“I haven’t stuck it in yet, and I already feel like cumming…”
October 29, 2025 at 10:07 PM
"heh— this ol' dog has still got it after all~. don’t worry, i'm sure you’ll be releasing plenty pretty soon.”
he shook his ass faster, those fat cheeks of his squishing against her large rod with each movement and creating more friction.
"mmm… this is gettin' me all worked up…”
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he shook his ass faster, those fat cheeks of his squishing against her large rod with each movement and creating more friction.
"mmm… this is gettin' me all worked up…”
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he let out a grunt as he felt that heavy piece of meat sandwich itself between his mounds. turning his head he looked up at her.
well— damn… he didn’t expect this today.
"never been asked that before, but.. sure.”
he started shaking his mounds up and down on her throbbing length.
well— damn… he didn’t expect this today.
"never been asked that before, but.. sure.”
he started shaking his mounds up and down on her throbbing length.
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ᅠ ᅠ
She looked all around in the backyard to make sure no one else was spying on them. The zebra stood behind him, slowly withdrawing her equine penis before rapidly sliding her length betwixt his cheeks.
“Would you kindly…twerk on my meat?…”
ᅠ ᅠ
She looked all around in the backyard to make sure no one else was spying on them. The zebra stood behind him, slowly withdrawing her equine penis before rapidly sliding her length betwixt his cheeks.
“Would you kindly…twerk on my meat?…”
well, then why’s she just standing there and staring—?
his cheeks are practically begging for attention right now…
his cheeks are practically begging for attention right now…
October 29, 2025 at 8:03 PM
he let out a grunt as he felt that heavy piece of meat sandwich itself between his mounds. turning his head he looked up at her.
well— damn… he didn’t expect this today.
"never been asked that before, but.. sure.”
he started shaking his mounds up and down on her throbbing length.
well— damn… he didn’t expect this today.
"never been asked that before, but.. sure.”
he started shaking his mounds up and down on her throbbing length.
|| this is so real
🍭 woke up with the HARDEST erection I've ever had wtf?!
Like shit man, it's bulging out my boxers so much and leaking crazy 😳
Like shit man, it's bulging out my boxers so much and leaking crazy 😳
October 29, 2025 at 6:46 PM
|| this is so real
Reposted by Bandit Heeler [#1 Best Dad]
ʜᴏᴜ ʏɪ, ᴛʜᴇ 'ᴇᴛᴇʀɴᴀʟ' ꜰᴀɴɢꜱʜɪ
November 28, 2024 at 4:36 PM
ʜᴏᴜ ʏɪ, ᴛʜᴇ 'ᴇᴛᴇʀɴᴀʟ' ꜰᴀɴɢꜱʜɪ
well, then why’s she just standing there and staring—?
his cheeks are practically begging for attention right now…
his cheeks are practically begging for attention right now…
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ᅠThe longer she stares at his cheeks, the more erect Bellator gets. FUCK, she wanna hotdog that large DILF cake.
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ᅠThe longer she stares at his cheeks, the more erect Bellator gets. FUCK, she wanna hotdog that large DILF cake.
big and sweaty DILF ass on the TL.
October 29, 2025 at 6:41 PM
well, then why’s she just standing there and staring—?
his cheeks are practically begging for attention right now…
his cheeks are practically begging for attention right now…
Reposted by Bandit Heeler [#1 Best Dad]
No minors 🔞
Open to most kinks (No loli’s/shoto, or scat)
Opem DM’s
Will try to respond as soon as possible
Up to actual scenario or just quick fun
Nsfw, or sfw rp
No IRL
Open to most kinks (No loli’s/shoto, or scat)
Opem DM’s
Will try to respond as soon as possible
Up to actual scenario or just quick fun
Nsfw, or sfw rp
No IRL
May 1, 2025 at 4:53 PM
No minors 🔞
Open to most kinks (No loli’s/shoto, or scat)
Opem DM’s
Will try to respond as soon as possible
Up to actual scenario or just quick fun
Nsfw, or sfw rp
No IRL
Open to most kinks (No loli’s/shoto, or scat)
Opem DM’s
Will try to respond as soon as possible
Up to actual scenario or just quick fun
Nsfw, or sfw rp
No IRL
|| there we go! again, sorry for the spam.
October 29, 2025 at 6:36 PM
|| there we go! again, sorry for the spam.
|| don’t mind the spam, just trying to fix up some pinned things.
October 29, 2025 at 6:31 PM
|| don’t mind the spam, just trying to fix up some pinned things.
portrayal.
my portrayal of Bandit is one where he and chilli are divorced because i do NOT condone cheating.
he’s portrayed as bisexual, but has come to have more of a male lean.
Bandit is 46 years old, so yes he’s up there in his years.
drinking had become normal for him due to the divorce.
my portrayal of Bandit is one where he and chilli are divorced because i do NOT condone cheating.
he’s portrayed as bisexual, but has come to have more of a male lean.
Bandit is 46 years old, so yes he’s up there in his years.
drinking had become normal for him due to the divorce.
October 29, 2025 at 6:30 PM
portrayal.
my portrayal of Bandit is one where he and chilli are divorced because i do NOT condone cheating.
he’s portrayed as bisexual, but has come to have more of a male lean.
Bandit is 46 years old, so yes he’s up there in his years.
drinking had become normal for him due to the divorce.
my portrayal of Bandit is one where he and chilli are divorced because i do NOT condone cheating.
he’s portrayed as bisexual, but has come to have more of a male lean.
Bandit is 46 years old, so yes he’s up there in his years.
drinking had become normal for him due to the divorce.
big and sweaty DILF ass on the TL.
October 29, 2025 at 2:36 PM
big and sweaty DILF ass on the TL.
he seems to attract many feline’s…
not that’s he’s complaining.
not that’s he’s complaining.
October 29, 2025 at 1:24 PM
he seems to attract many feline’s…
not that’s he’s complaining.
not that’s he’s complaining.
his morning coffee is a must… he’s a sleepy dad doggo.
October 29, 2025 at 12:51 PM
his morning coffee is a must… he’s a sleepy dad doggo.