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I can be everyone's lesbian husband
Im vagueposting about you. You. Yes, you, reading this, that's right.
January 19, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Im vagueposting about you. You. Yes, you, reading this, that's right.
Tboys dress like closeted transfemmes who dress like butches who dress like tboys who-
January 17, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Tboys dress like closeted transfemmes who dress like butches who dress like tboys who-
I'm going to do a standup comedy routine about being autistic where I also completely over explain every single joke I make.
January 16, 2026 at 3:58 PM
I'm going to do a standup comedy routine about being autistic where I also completely over explain every single joke I make.
My relationship with the bit may be non-monogamous but boy am I committed to it.
January 16, 2026 at 11:24 AM
My relationship with the bit may be non-monogamous but boy am I committed to it.
Mr and Mrs Potato head were t4t. I am not taking questions at this time.
January 16, 2026 at 11:12 AM
Mr and Mrs Potato head were t4t. I am not taking questions at this time.
You have to start your day with as much efficiency as possible to maximise the grind. My hack is, when you wake up in the morning, eat a meal to give yourself energy. I'm calling this idea "break-fast" because it will help you break out of your sluggish routine. Follow me to fix your life.
January 13, 2026 at 12:39 PM
You have to start your day with as much efficiency as possible to maximise the grind. My hack is, when you wake up in the morning, eat a meal to give yourself energy. I'm calling this idea "break-fast" because it will help you break out of your sluggish routine. Follow me to fix your life.
Does anyone want to have a census 1926 themed gathering with me in April
January 8, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Does anyone want to have a census 1926 themed gathering with me in April
Fire men? Uhhh I think the union will have something to say about that
January 4, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Fire men? Uhhh I think the union will have something to say about that
In 2026 I've decided I'm done with concepts and theories. Not going to be thinking about them anymore.
January 2, 2026 at 8:26 PM
In 2026 I've decided I'm done with concepts and theories. Not going to be thinking about them anymore.
Babies are being born socialist atheists...
December 27, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Babies are being born socialist atheists...
Can't even die anymore because of woke
December 27, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Can't even die anymore because of woke
If you have a big nap on Christmas day it actually gives you twice as much rest as any other day of the year. Follow me for more health advice.
December 25, 2025 at 9:28 PM
If you have a big nap on Christmas day it actually gives you twice as much rest as any other day of the year. Follow me for more health advice.
Charades but it's just me and my siblings seeing who can make the best Minecraft noises
December 25, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Charades but it's just me and my siblings seeing who can make the best Minecraft noises
Bringing so much tboy swag to the production of this Christmas dinner
December 25, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Bringing so much tboy swag to the production of this Christmas dinner
Having a bit of a
December 25, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Having a bit of a
My Dad is eating cheese and he keeps muttering "eating my cheese... Eating my cheese..." Under his breath. I guess there's a reason I am the way I am.
December 22, 2025 at 9:47 PM
My Dad is eating cheese and he keeps muttering "eating my cheese... Eating my cheese..." Under his breath. I guess there's a reason I am the way I am.
I've only been home ten minutes and my father is already holding a lit candle with a pliers. Looking forward to Christmas.
December 22, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I've only been home ten minutes and my father is already holding a lit candle with a pliers. Looking forward to Christmas.
I should be allowed to get into arguments with people as Gaeilge more I'd have such better insults.
December 22, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I should be allowed to get into arguments with people as Gaeilge more I'd have such better insults.
I've done it I've figured out love I know what it is now definitely. And this will never change.
December 22, 2025 at 1:28 PM
I've done it I've figured out love I know what it is now definitely. And this will never change.
If you have a trio of friends and one of you can't make the hangout it is the duty of the other two to talk about the missing third like either proud or concerned parents.
December 19, 2025 at 4:27 PM
If you have a trio of friends and one of you can't make the hangout it is the duty of the other two to talk about the missing third like either proud or concerned parents.
Sometimes getting a pint spilled over you is good for your karaoke performance it turns out.
December 15, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Sometimes getting a pint spilled over you is good for your karaoke performance it turns out.
In this house we love the creature
December 7, 2025 at 11:59 AM
In this house we love the creature
Being in the centre of a group photo and sitting up straight while everyone else leans in to get in the shot so you look like jesus at the last supper
December 2, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Being in the centre of a group photo and sitting up straight while everyone else leans in to get in the shot so you look like jesus at the last supper
Hang on kid's bones are GREEN????
November 27, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Hang on kid's bones are GREEN????