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Dǒng Táohuā and Méihuā

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𝒯𝓌𝒾𝓃 𝒹𝒶𝓊𝑔𝒽𝓉𝑒𝓇𝓈 𝑜𝒻 𝐵𝒾é 𝒳ī 𝐵𝑜 🌸🌸 𝑀𝒾𝓃𝑜𝓇 𝒸𝒽𝒶𝓇𝒶𝒸𝓉𝑒𝓇𝓈 𝓌/𝒶𝒹𝓊𝓁𝓉 𝓂𝓊𝓃. 𝒩𝑜 𝓁𝑒𝓌𝒹 𝒶𝓁𝓁𝑜𝓌𝑒𝒹.

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Dǒng Táohuā and Méihuā @diwuzuihua.bsky.social · Feb 18

𝒫𝓁𝓊𝓂 𝒷𝓁𝑜𝓈𝓈𝑜𝓂𝓈 𝓈𝓎𝓂𝒷𝑜𝓁𝒾𝓏𝑒 𝓇𝑒𝓈𝒾𝓁𝒾𝑒𝓃𝒸𝑒, 𝓅𝑒𝓇𝓈𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓇𝒶𝓃𝒸𝑒, 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒽𝑜𝓅𝑒, 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒶𝓇𝑒 𝒶𝓈𝓈𝑜𝒸𝒾𝒶𝓉𝑒𝒹 𝓌𝒾𝓉𝒽 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓉𝓇𝒶𝓃𝓈𝒾𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃 𝒻𝓇𝑜𝓂 𝓌𝒾𝓃𝓉𝑒𝓇 𝓉𝑜 𝓈𝓅𝓇𝒾𝓃𝑔.

𝒫𝑒𝒶𝒸𝒽 𝒷𝓁𝑜𝓈𝓈𝑜𝓂𝓈 𝓈𝓎𝓂𝒷𝑜𝓁𝒾𝓏𝑒 𝓇𝑒𝒷𝒾𝓇𝓉𝒽, 𝓇𝑒𝓃𝑒𝓌𝒶𝓁, 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒶𝓇𝓇𝒾𝓋𝒶𝓁 𝑜𝒻 𝓈𝓅𝓇𝒾𝓃𝑔. 𝒯𝒽𝑒𝓎 𝒶𝓁𝓈𝑜 𝓇𝑒𝓅𝓇𝑒𝓈𝑒𝓃𝓉 𝓁𝑜𝓋𝑒, 𝓅𝓇𝑜𝓈𝓅𝑒𝓇𝒾𝓉𝓎, 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝑔𝓇𝑜𝓌𝓉𝒽.

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Dǒng Táohuā and Méihuā @diwuzuihua.bsky.social · 2d

We want to go to see Uncle Yan, but we gotta stay with all these babies, and Er won’t even let us eat the ducks!

Dǒng Táohuā and Méihuā @diwuzuihua.bsky.social · 4d

I’m gonna write a book about Uncle Yan and Grand Uncle, but this time, I won’t make stuff up!

Dǒng Táohuā and Méihuā @diwuzuihua.bsky.social · 5d

“You can have that one, Uncle Slothy! I made a bunch in the mortal realm! It was easy because of this big machine!”

Dǒng Táohuā and Méihuā @diwuzuihua.bsky.social · 5d

Shows this to @reapinglotus.bsky.social and @torpidchaos.bsky.social

“I’m gonna be rich!”

Dǒng Táohuā and Méihuā @diwuzuihua.bsky.social · 5d

Book of Belphegor
By Taohua

Mysterious and intelligent Belphegor has been mysterious and intelligent for over a decade!

He eats children, but didn’t eat Taohua and Meihua because they’re not really children. Just very small adults.

Belphegor also eats rocks and turtles.

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Dǒng Táohuā and Méihuā @diwuzuihua.bsky.social · 5d

writing it down and then forgetting where he put the notes.

Belphegor is a mean uncle. Don’t try to get him to be your uncle.

Belphegor is also not a snake. I only used this picture because I like snakes.

The End.

Dǒng Táohuā and Méihuā @diwuzuihua.bsky.social · 5d

All priests of Belphegor have to wear silly hats. I didn’t make this up.

Belphegor is best friends with Archangel Michael. They play Go on Tuesdays. Uncle Azazel told me to write this.

On Wednesday, Belphegor wears pink.

Belphegor actually solved world hunger three times, but he keeps

Dǒng Táohuā and Méihuā @diwuzuihua.bsky.social · 5d

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Dǒng Táohuā and Méihuā @diwuzuihua.bsky.social · 12d

read the ones on the low shelves!”

She sits next to him again and pulls out a small book from her pouch.

“Plus, I write stuff in here!”

If he glances over, he can see that she has indeed written a list of flowers and herbs.

Dǒng Táohuā and Méihuā @diwuzuihua.bsky.social · 12d

“Cause Uncle Slothy taught me! He always gave me new words to learn, and he said if I was reading and didn’t know a word, I could ask him and he would show me how to read it, so now I know lots of words! Uncle Slothy has a lot of books. Some are too hard and some are up waaaay too high, but I can

Dǒng Táohuā and Méihuā @diwuzuihua.bsky.social · 12d

time,” she says, holding up one finger. “It’s only for you. I read about flowers and stuff that can help you feel better. A fanren having a demon baby is hard, but this will help so you won’t get sick and weak!”

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Dǒng Táohuā and Méihuā @diwuzuihua.bsky.social · 12d

“When I’m bigger, Grandpa will teach me the sword, but right now, I learn lots of stuff from Uncle Slothy! Do you know why I can read so good?” She bounces at his side, hoping he’ll ask why.

The little girl nods and carefully pours the tea into his cup.

“There’s only enough for one cup this

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Dǒng Táohuā and Méihuā @diwuzuihua.bsky.social · 14d

“Baba said you’re really good at the sword! Maybe even better than him, and he’s good!” She bounces a little. “But you can’t fight people now. It’s bad for the baby, so I’ll protect you! I made a lot of talismans!”

Dǒng Táohuā and Méihuā @diwuzuihua.bsky.social · 14d

They both nod enthusiastically and they each reach for one of her hands.

Wei Xiaolian @reapinglotus.bsky.social · 14d

"Only do this when I'm around, okay?" she grimaces. Their family will have her head once they see what the twins learn.

Xiaolian looks at what they've collected. "We can use this to get the dolls he destroyed."

Dǒng Táohuā and Méihuā @diwuzuihua.bsky.social · 14d

They learn from Xiaolian and also start stealing from his pockets and his jewelry.

Dǒng Táohuā and Méihuā @diwuzuihua.bsky.social · 14d

She giggles, “You’re silly, Muqin! It’s from bad people and stuff!”

Dǒng Táohuā and Méihuā @diwuzuihua.bsky.social · 14d

She nods and sits next to him. Then she sticks a talisman on him.

“There! It’s for protection!”

晓星尘 / XIǍO XĪNGCHÉN. @daozhang.bsky.social · 14d

“Why don’t you sit with me while I drink it? It would be nice to have the company.”

Dǒng Táohuā and Méihuā @diwuzuihua.bsky.social · 14d

“Mm,” she smiles up at him. “Cause you’re a human having a demon baby so you need to be strong.”

Dǒng Táohuā and Méihuā @diwuzuihua.bsky.social · 14d

“I knew it,” she says when the talisman starts to glow red. “This frog is a human!”

She puts the frog down again and pulls out a book with many bookmarks in it.

“Hmm…the talisman to fix you is hard to draw. I have to see if Uncle Slothy has some…”

Dǒng Táohuā and Méihuā @diwuzuihua.bsky.social · 14d

A big black snake is stalking the frog from behind. Just as it strikes, Taohua grabs it by the neck, stopping its attack on the frog inches away from its face.

“Snake! Don’t eat that frog!”

She puts the snake in her qiankun pouch. Then she picks up the frog and sticks a talisman on it.

Dǒng Táohuā and Méihuā @diwuzuihua.bsky.social · 14d

They learn from Xiaolian and also start stealing from his pockets and his jewelry.

Wei Xiaolian @reapinglotus.bsky.social · 14d

"Oh, poor meimeis! How dare he!"

The scene is quite funny. The twins are crying while the man is unconscious from their beating.

Xiaolian pats their heads before checking on the man's pockets just in case he has any money on hand.

Dǒng Táohuā and Méihuā @diwuzuihua.bsky.social · 14d

They kick him a bunch of times and run to her. NOW they decide to cry.

“Xiaolian Jiejie, he broke our dolls!”

Dǒng Táohuā and Méihuā @diwuzuihua.bsky.social · 14d

“Mm,” she smiles up at him. “Cause you’re a human having a demon baby so you need to be strong.”

晓星尘 / XIǍO XĪNGCHÉN. @daozhang.bsky.social · 16d

He ruffles her hair, smiling softly.

“You did, did you? That’s very sweet of you.”

Dǒng Táohuā and Méihuā @diwuzuihua.bsky.social · 16d

“Muqin,” she runs to hug his leg. “I was worried, so I made special tea for you!”

Dǒng Táohuā and Méihuā @diwuzuihua.bsky.social · 14d

They kick him a bunch of times and run to her. NOW they decide to cry.

“Xiaolian Jiejie, he broke our dolls!”

Wei Xiaolian @reapinglotus.bsky.social · 16d

Cheering them on in the background!!

"Yes, kick him in his stomach!!"

Dǒng Táohuā and Méihuā @diwuzuihua.bsky.social · 16d

They’re currently beating up the son of a random lord in Hell for pulling the head off of one of their dolls.

Dǒng Táohuā and Méihuā @diwuzuihua.bsky.social · 15d

She shakes her head. “The best is always Uncle Slothy.”

Dǒng Táohuā and Méihuā @diwuzuihua.bsky.social · 16d

They’re currently beating up the son of a random lord in Hell for pulling the head off of one of their dolls.

Dǒng Táohuā and Méihuā @diwuzuihua.bsky.social · 16d

“Muqin,” she runs to hug his leg. “I was worried, so I made special tea for you!”

晓星尘 / XIǍO XĪNGCHÉN. @daozhang.bsky.social · 19d

“That’s very impressive, A-Hua.”

Dǒng Táohuā and Méihuā @diwuzuihua.bsky.social · 19d

“SiSi already knows lots of things because I read Uncle Slothy’s books to her,” Taohua says proudly to anyone who will listen.

Dǒng Táohuā and Méihuā @diwuzuihua.bsky.social · 19d

“SiSi already knows lots of things because I read Uncle Slothy’s books to her,” Taohua says proudly to anyone who will listen.

Dǒng Táohuā and Méihuā @diwuzuihua.bsky.social · 21d

This is going to backfire big time, Michael. For now, she’s a happy little girl, hugging her uncle’s neck. She has no idea that her traitorous sister has joined the team of trying to get the emperor and Uncle Michael together.

大天使米迦勒。 @datianlei.bsky.social · 25d

“… mhm. You’re my baby. Now calm down and stop going around saying things that uncle Yichen or belphegor say okay? No matter what only believe what uncle Michael says” this is the only way to calm her down anyway. Otherwise she will throw tantrums for life.

Dǒng Táohuā and Méihuā @diwuzuihua.bsky.social · 25d

“I won’t listen! Uncle Michael only needs me to be his baby! So don’t be sad,” she reaches up to pat his head.