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briiian
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Life is like a CS2 case, you never know what you're going to get. But it's usually shit.

#Counterstrike
January 18, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Upgraded to Alexa+ but I was expecting her to sound... bigger.
December 7, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Hot take: I don't want the Mariners to win a world series because then I'll have nothing left to live for.
November 6, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Men don't have friends. We just have other guys we do hobbies with.
November 4, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Shout out to Wikipedia and Craigslist for keeping the exact same format and UI this whole time. You're literally the only consistency I have in my life anymore.
October 6, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I'm going to start a Third Eye Blind cover band and call it Thirty Third Eye Blind
September 30, 2025 at 3:55 AM
That feeling when you clean up all your cat's puke, but then step in that one spot you missed.
September 4, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Actually so relieved AI is gonna be taking the wheel soon. Humans just ain't it.
August 13, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Not sure if storm trooper or soccer player 🤔
August 7, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Anyone else leave a single, dirty pot in the kitchen sink, just for the aesthetics of it?
August 2, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Anyone else think we got too many arrows going on here?
August 1, 2025 at 7:12 AM
I convinced my wife not to file for divorce... but only if the Seattle Mariners win the world series this season. #Believe
July 22, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Just got a new haircut. It's gonna look so good in a couple weeks.
June 30, 2025 at 10:29 PM
The masculine urge to slowly bleed out here
February 5, 2025 at 7:39 PM
You know things are looking bad when the only people who will hire you are ISIS.
January 29, 2025 at 1:43 AM
A Quiet Place, but everyone has really bad gas
January 7, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Is glitter recyclable though?
January 7, 2025 at 4:39 AM
A coyote caught a crow in front of my house today. If that's not a bad omen I don't know what is.
December 23, 2024 at 7:48 AM
December 15, 2024 at 4:25 PM
December 8, 2024 at 9:12 AM
First post! Pls ignore
November 17, 2024 at 5:12 AM