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Danny Boy @dlwhiteauthor.bsky.social · Mar 31

How far would you go to get your child back?

mybook.to/PeekabooDW

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Danny Boy @dlwhiteauthor.bsky.social · 3h

She’s thinking about my books. ♥️😍📖

Danny Boy @dlwhiteauthor.bsky.social · 1d

OH, SO NOW A MUSLAMIC HALLALIST CAN BECOME MAYOR OF A BEAUTIFUL CHRISTIAN CITY JUST BECAUSE HE/SHE/IT RECIEVED MORE VOTES THAN THE FINE UPSTANDING WHITE GENTLEMAN? DEMOCRACY IS DEAD. SO SAD.

Danny Boy @dlwhiteauthor.bsky.social · 3d

Peak capitalism is corporations receiving tax breaks for being “job creators” whilst cutting hundreds of thousands of jobs.

Danny Boy @dlwhiteauthor.bsky.social · 6d

After I die, I expect at least an 18 month period to pass before my grieving wife wears vinyl leggings.

Danny Boy @dlwhiteauthor.bsky.social · 21d

The Dallas Cowboys visited an orphanage yesterday.

“It’s heartbreaking to see their sad little faces, devoid of all hope,” said Kyle, aged 6.

Danny Boy @dlwhiteauthor.bsky.social · 22d

Israel may be out of the World Cup but there’s still a chance they can qualify by just turning up and claiming they have an inalienable right to be there.

Danny Boy @dlwhiteauthor.bsky.social · 24d

Anyone got an ETA on the pass part of “This too shall pass”?

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Danny Boy @dlwhiteauthor.bsky.social · 26d

Ana De Armas can’t take her eyes off my big books. 👀📚

Danny Boy @dlwhiteauthor.bsky.social · 27d

“God, you’re tight!” I whisper as I do my monthly budget.

Danny Boy @dlwhiteauthor.bsky.social · 27d

Daaaaaaaaaaaaarghhhhft Punk

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Danny Boy @dlwhiteauthor.bsky.social · 28d

Breaking: Trump declares Indiana Jones a wanted Antifa Terrorist.

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Danny Boy @dlwhiteauthor.bsky.social · Sep 30

Now that Nicole Kidman is single, I’m giving her a 4 week window to shoot her shot with me.

Danny Boy @dlwhiteauthor.bsky.social · Sep 29

The number of gun deaths in USA since Charlie Kirk was killed is approximately 2056.

Danny Boy @dlwhiteauthor.bsky.social · Sep 24

The anti-f antibody develops after a person is exposed to the f antigen.

Science bitches!

ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.

Danny Boy @dlwhiteauthor.bsky.social · Sep 23

During summertime there is an increase in ice cream consumption, and also an increase in drowning incidents. Therefore, ice cream causes drowning. This is the kind of stupidity Trump and his cohorts are applying to medicine.

Danny Boy @dlwhiteauthor.bsky.social · Sep 22

They’re referring to the brand name Tylenol because there’s no fecking way these brainless numpties could stand in front of media repeating Acetaminophen, or N-acetyl-para-aminophenol, without their dumb gums falling out.

Danny Boy @dlwhiteauthor.bsky.social · Sep 22

To my darling wife. When I die, I also want pyrotechnics at my memorial. Thanks in advance. ⚡️

Danny Boy @dlwhiteauthor.bsky.social · Sep 22

It’s only a rapture if it’s from the rapatuere area of France. Otherwise it’s sparkling eschatological psychosis.

Danny Boy @dlwhiteauthor.bsky.social · Sep 17

There seems to be a civil war between Charlie Kirk’s supporters and Charlie Kirk’s own words. Facinating.

Danny Boy @dlwhiteauthor.bsky.social · Sep 2

Noor Hindi ♥️🖤

Danny Boy @dlwhiteauthor.bsky.social · Aug 15

Breaking: Vladimir Putin heaps praise on Donald Trump, describing the US President as “Who’s a good boy? Who’s a good boy, then?”

Danny Boy @dlwhiteauthor.bsky.social · Aug 2

😶

Danny Boy @dlwhiteauthor.bsky.social · Jul 28

Nikita Gill 🙏🖤

Danny Boy @dlwhiteauthor.bsky.social · Jul 24

I am begging you to care about children being deliberately starved to death.

Danny Boy @dlwhiteauthor.bsky.social · Jul 22

"I’m not the Antichrist. I’m just a guy from Birmingham who got lucky."

—Ozzy Osbourne