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The top fictional science journal in the known universe. impact factor 69. Visit our site for more #science, #satire and #comedy: DNAtured.com
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Tragic!
July 25, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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Whoops!
July 25, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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Genuis!
July 25, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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lots of symptom overlap!

take the quiz to find out! www.dnatured.com/medicine/qui...
April 16, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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until then it's impossible to know!

full article: www.dnatured.com/research/phy... #satire #academia #gradschool
March 31, 2025 at 6:15 AM
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how can you hate their cute lil type III secretion systems??

full article: www.dnatured.com/biology/micr...
March 25, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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the plastic is so beautiful this time of year

FULL ARTICLE: www.dnatured.com/environment/...
March 25, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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He hopes this is a sign he might get the coveted 3 word response in the next year or so.

full article: www.dnatured.com/research/gra...
text that says "Grad Student Desperate For Feedback Thrilled To Receive “K.” From Supervisor After Just 3 Months" with an image of a happy man in a turban looking at his phone with a green background.
March 9, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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I had never witnessed the gathering of so many 1000 page review articles before

full article: www.dnatured.com/astronomy/as...

#phdlife #researchlife #researcher #phdproblems #phdlife #phdmemes #academia #academialife #academiaproblems
February 20, 2025 at 6:37 AM
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“He still can’t tell a quark from a hadron,” fumed the boy’s father, who lost several deposits after 8-month-old Jordan failed multiple entrance exams for summer college prep courses.

full article: www.dnatured.com/physics/pare... #scientist #scientistparents #phd #science #comedy #humor
February 19, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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Time to celebrate!

full article: www.dnatured.com/research/phd...

#phdchat #phdlife #phd #academia #thesiswriting #thesis
February 19, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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the lab appears to have found an infinite funding glitch

see the full article at DNAtured dot cöm

#animalstudies #animalstudiesstudent #biologyresearch #microbiologoy #microbio #biolabs #medicallabscience #medicallaboratory #medlab #medlactech #gradschool #NIH #NIHcuts #fundingcut
February 10, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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Scientists are marvelling at the student's abilities to adapt to harsh environments both inside and outside the lab.

[see more academic satire at DNAtured.com ‍🔬]

#gradschool #gradstudent #graduateschool #GraduateStudies #inflation #CostOfLivingCrisis
February 7, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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"It's wonderful! I tell some young whippersnappers to do a million experiments and now a few years later I get this nice prize."

#postdoc #phdlife #researcher #postdoc
February 5, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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A perennial reminder

#scientist #research #phd #academia

www.dnatured.com/protocols/pr...
February 3, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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oh no!

#research #phd #science #academia #researchlife
February 3, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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we love a deal!

#fluorescentantibody #fluorescentantibodytest #fluorescentantibodystaining #fluorescentantibodymethod #fluorescentantibodytechniques #immunofluorescence #immunofluorescencemicroscopy #immunofluorescenceassay #microbiology
January 8, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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scientists say there could be a link...

#gradschool #gradschoolproblems #gradstudent #gradstudentproblems #gradstudentlife #graduateschoollife #academia
January 8, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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Oops!
January 2, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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oops! what'd I miss (other than thousands of dollars in lectures)? #exams #examlife
December 11, 2024 at 2:16 AM
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all that work for no work!

full article: www.dnatured.com/research/who...
November 30, 2024 at 6:19 PM
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Scientists are saying we should french-tuck in for a century full of hot girl summers, monsoon girl springs, drought girl autumns, and famine girl winters!

full article: www.dnatured.com/environment/... #climatescience #satire #comedy #science
November 29, 2024 at 9:30 PM
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love a cutie with an attitude!
November 29, 2024 at 7:03 PM
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just as we suspected...

full article: www.dnatured.com/research/new... #science #satire #comedy #funny #sciencecomedy
November 29, 2024 at 6:59 PM
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duality of scientific articles
November 29, 2024 at 4:37 AM