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i make things occasionally

https://accumulationofthings.com
Maybe the nobel peace prize medal is a cursed horror movie object and you have to pass it on before something crawls out of your TV and eats your soul
January 15, 2026 at 10:11 PM
I've started making a game called Small Town Simulator, where you move into a small town in britain somewhere and live a nicely mundane life for all eternity (until you get bored)

very early access demo: accumulationofthings.com/twine/town/t...

blog post: www.patreon.com/posts/small-...
Small Town Simulator (a work in progress) | David Guy
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January 13, 2026 at 11:08 PM
barald
YouTube video by Razstar
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January 8, 2026 at 10:42 PM
This Film Is 100 Years Old: The Tale Of The Amp Lion (1925)

accumulationofthings.com/100/2026/01/...

A charming and lovely advert for old trumpet-style radio/record player speakers, animated by William Heath Robinson (who I never knew until today had made an actual animated cartoon before)
January 6, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Tales From The Town #224: The Glass Lake

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Everything is perfectly preserved in the glass of the lake. Shoals of fish, fronds of weed, frogs, frogspawn. Sunken boats, lost footballs, fishing nets, shopping trolleys, a small fortune of coins.
Tales From The Town #224: The Glass Lake – an accumulation of things
accumulationofthings.com
January 6, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Man United sacking their manager because they "cannot handle the Gary Neville"

www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
January 5, 2026 at 12:05 PM
Reposted by dng
"Alone he lived, alone he died. No one knew his ways."

1872 obituary of strange, difficult "geomancy pioneer" William Henry Black.
January 4, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Chelsea sacking their manager because "he has increasingly avoided wearing club tracksuits, opting instead for his own clothing."

www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
Enzo Maresca: Chelsea boss could leave post before Sunday's match against Man City
Chelsea boss Enzo Maresca could leave his post before Sunday's Premier League match against Manchester City.
www.bbc.co.uk
January 1, 2026 at 1:02 PM
This Film Is 121 Years Old: The Mistletoe Bough

www.patreon.com/posts/this-f...

Atmospheric ghostly christmas spookiness from 1904
December 30, 2025 at 11:51 PM
A Book Of Ghosts (2025)

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(the only book i wrote this year)
A Book Of Ghosts - David Guy's Ko-fi Shop
A Book Of Ghosts is a collection of 50 odd poems about ghosts (with illustrations of distinctly varying quality).
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December 30, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Reposted by dng
Started watching old BBC kids show The Children of Green Knowe, thinking I’d never seen it. But I half remember every scene so semi-vividly, it’s making my brain itch. This is the show that made me hate rocking horses
December 30, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Christmas review scores are in:

Niece - 6 out of 10
Nephew - 7 out of 10
Long Dog (and other elongated animals) is a card game I made today in which you have to make the longest dog you can. It is the best card game ever, clearly

(also contains three other unshown dogs, one of which looks more like an elephant than a dog due to my inept drawing technique)
December 29, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Persona 5 was way too long but this song near the end made up for the 100 bloody hours beforehand

www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_nE...
P5 OST 102 Freedom and Security
YouTube video by MCshawarmaUpload
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December 28, 2025 at 10:16 PM
These films are (over) 100 years old

accumulationofthings.com/100/2025/12/...
December 26, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Went to see these today and they were brilliant, especially the final one, where Moriarty's a right old bastard

www.bfi.org.uk/bfi-film-rel...
Silent Sherlock: Three Classic Cases
In cinemas 12 December.
www.bfi.org.uk
December 24, 2025 at 11:28 PM
News Story #1: You can't go to Australia if you're a nazi - www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

News Story #2: You can't go to America if you're not a nazi - www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
December 24, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Can't sleep. Sexy video game Poirot is going to fuck me
December 21, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Now available online!

accumulationofthings.com/twine/longdog/

How long can you make your dog?
December 19, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Long Dog (and other elongated animals) is a card game I made today in which you have to make the longest dog you can. It is the best card game ever, clearly

(also contains three other unshown dogs, one of which looks more like an elephant than a dog due to my inept drawing technique)
December 18, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Why do the bbc love this cunt so much?

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

It's genuinely baffling/horrifying
The two sides of Liverpool parade attacker Paul Doyle
For 32 years Paul Doyle lived a blameless life, but in his past were signs of a violent temper.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 17, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Tales From The Town #223:

Frost and fog
transform the town
into something
else

Better than summer
better than snow
We could be anywhere
now

And we won’t know where
until it’s gone

www.patreon.com/posts/145208...
Tales From The Town #223: | David Guy
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December 6, 2025 at 11:57 AM
To Follow A Cat

A priest was eating lunch one day in the seminary cloisters when a cat sauntered past his bench and made its way across the empty square without a care in the world. Curious as to where cats go when they travel around on their own, he decided to follow it on its perambulations.
November 22, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Query: Pulp Fiction Inglewood

Google AI Overview
There is no specific connection between "Inglewood" and the movie Pulp Fiction; "Inglewood" is likely a user's typo for the name of a character in the film, such as Jules or Vincent.
November 20, 2025 at 11:29 PM
The Adventure Of The Empty Nursery (a weird fiction Sherlock Holmes story)

accumulationofthings.com/things/2018/...

"No longer were there three axes to space, but ten, a hundred, a million. I saw an infinite number of dimensions, and between each of those, an infinite number more..."
October 31, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Tales From The Town #221: Spooky Stories For Halloween

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It was the night before whatever day it is that comes after Halloween, and there was nothing to do except sit in the living room with some sweets and tell each other scary stories by torchlight...
Tales From The Town #221: Spooky Stories For Halloween – an accumulation of things
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October 31, 2025 at 12:55 PM