Citan Uzuki
@doccitanuzuki.bsky.social
Humble country doctor. Let us just say that I know a little more about the world than most do.
Have you ever read something and thought: it would be better if this person had 'no fingers'? I have. All the time.
November 28, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Have you ever read something and thought: it would be better if this person had 'no fingers'? I have. All the time.
BREAKING: 'Macaulay Culkin' Is open to reprising his role as 'Fei Fong Wong' in a 'Xenogears' sequel.
November 27, 2025 at 6:26 PM
BREAKING: 'Macaulay Culkin' Is open to reprising his role as 'Fei Fong Wong' in a 'Xenogears' sequel.
I have made NO secret of my 'love' for the 'Terran Hegemony' and the 'Star League' (original version ONLY).
November 26, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I have made NO secret of my 'love' for the 'Terran Hegemony' and the 'Star League' (original version ONLY).
Even though it was 'decades ago,' l'll never forget that fateful Saturday morning when I became forevermore 'addicted' to 'large cartoon military robots.'
November 26, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Even though it was 'decades ago,' l'll never forget that fateful Saturday morning when I became forevermore 'addicted' to 'large cartoon military robots.'
Your accusation is inaccurate, Elly. According to Merriam-Webster, a 'gatekeeper' is someone who 'tends a gate.' Clearly, I do not. I was simply saying that if a 'girl' ever expresses interest in 'Macross,' it is only prudent to 'check whether she floats' before we allow her to 'continue breathing.'
November 24, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Your accusation is inaccurate, Elly. According to Merriam-Webster, a 'gatekeeper' is someone who 'tends a gate.' Clearly, I do not. I was simply saying that if a 'girl' ever expresses interest in 'Macross,' it is only prudent to 'check whether she floats' before we allow her to 'continue breathing.'
I have endured '120,000' 'cycles.' Through 'countless battles,' I have gained the ability to comprehend 'idiot Gamer children' to a 'limited degree.'
November 24, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I have endured '120,000' 'cycles.' Through 'countless battles,' I have gained the ability to comprehend 'idiot Gamer children' to a 'limited degree.'
'TDS' ('Trump Derangement Syndrome,' the asinine term coined by craven 'motherfuckers' that attempts to discredit legitimate criticism of their idiot 'president')? No thank you. I prefer 'TDS' ('The Downward Spiral,' the classic 1994 album recorded by 'Trent Reznor' that went 'quadruple platinum').
November 22, 2025 at 4:14 PM
'TDS' ('Trump Derangement Syndrome,' the asinine term coined by craven 'motherfuckers' that attempts to discredit legitimate criticism of their idiot 'president')? No thank you. I prefer 'TDS' ('The Downward Spiral,' the classic 1994 album recorded by 'Trent Reznor' that went 'quadruple platinum').
I know a quite a few people who would consider 'Xenogears' their 'comfort game.' All of them are 'clinically insane.'
November 22, 2025 at 12:53 PM
I know a quite a few people who would consider 'Xenogears' their 'comfort game.' All of them are 'clinically insane.'
It looks 'bakery fresh.' It tastes 'bakery fresh.' But you can't get it at any 'bakery.' That's because it's 'my dong.'
November 22, 2025 at 4:51 AM
It looks 'bakery fresh.' It tastes 'bakery fresh.' But you can't get it at any 'bakery.' That's because it's 'my dong.'
As a doctor, it is my firm belief that individuals with fatal diseases would (their 'own statements' notwithstanding) much rather be 'alive' and 'in excruciating pain' than 'dead' and not 'a part of my life.'
November 21, 2025 at 4:10 AM
As a doctor, it is my firm belief that individuals with fatal diseases would (their 'own statements' notwithstanding) much rather be 'alive' and 'in excruciating pain' than 'dead' and not 'a part of my life.'
'Vegobears' (organic vegan 'fruity gummy bears' from 'Santa Monica')? No thank you. I prefer 'Xenogears' (ponderous 1998 'classic PlayStation RPG' from 'Square Soft').
November 20, 2025 at 3:32 AM
'Vegobears' (organic vegan 'fruity gummy bears' from 'Santa Monica')? No thank you. I prefer 'Xenogears' (ponderous 1998 'classic PlayStation RPG' from 'Square Soft').
There is less to 'the Gamer' than meets 'the eye' (incredibly enough, since 'very little' meets 'the eye' in the first place).
November 18, 2025 at 11:19 PM
There is less to 'the Gamer' than meets 'the eye' (incredibly enough, since 'very little' meets 'the eye' in the first place).
A remake of 'Clueless' would inevitably suffer in comparison to the original.
November 17, 2025 at 7:30 PM
A remake of 'Clueless' would inevitably suffer in comparison to the original.
Did I move pieces on 'the board' when your head was turned? Certainly. But I did so with good reason. I am a much better player than you, and the only way I might have lost would have been through 'bad luck.' So, obviously, I had a right to win and a right to--to use your distasteful term--'cheat.'
November 16, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Did I move pieces on 'the board' when your head was turned? Certainly. But I did so with good reason. I am a much better player than you, and the only way I might have lost would have been through 'bad luck.' So, obviously, I had a right to win and a right to--to use your distasteful term--'cheat.'
No one ever 'went broke' underestimating the intelligence of 'the Gamer.'
November 15, 2025 at 8:09 PM
No one ever 'went broke' underestimating the intelligence of 'the Gamer.'
A visit to 'a factory farm slaughterhouse' is not part of my dream vacation. But I recognize that tastes differ.
November 14, 2025 at 10:56 PM
A visit to 'a factory farm slaughterhouse' is not part of my dream vacation. But I recognize that tastes differ.
If a 'cow' were to try to 'fly like a cloud,' it would never be 'completely successful.'
November 13, 2025 at 11:19 PM
If a 'cow' were to try to 'fly like a cloud,' it would never be 'completely successful.'
When it comes to 'Bill Clinton's penis,' I confess I am only 'moderately interested.'
November 12, 2025 at 10:59 PM
When it comes to 'Bill Clinton's penis,' I confess I am only 'moderately interested.'
As Citan Uzuki, I have always been focused on my 'top priority': Citan Uzuki.
November 12, 2025 at 1:13 AM
As Citan Uzuki, I have always been focused on my 'top priority': Citan Uzuki.
You find ‘Jar Jar’ a ‘racist caricature’? You clearly know nothing of Lucas’s antifascist bonafides. Just as ‘Star Wars ’77’ was a trenchant critique of the tet Offensive, ‘The Phantom Menace,’ through ‘Jar Jar Binks,’ invites young viewers to sympathize with the plight of the nông dân of Indochina.
November 10, 2025 at 8:21 PM
You find ‘Jar Jar’ a ‘racist caricature’? You clearly know nothing of Lucas’s antifascist bonafides. Just as ‘Star Wars ’77’ was a trenchant critique of the tet Offensive, ‘The Phantom Menace,’ through ‘Jar Jar Binks,’ invites young viewers to sympathize with the plight of the nông dân of Indochina.
The 'O.J. Simpson trial,' in my opinion, had a lot to do with 'race' and 'celebrity' in 'America.'
November 9, 2025 at 7:23 PM
The 'O.J. Simpson trial,' in my opinion, had a lot to do with 'race' and 'celebrity' in 'America.'
A fan once saw me at a grocery store and said it was cool to meet me in person but they didn't want to 'bother me.' I said, "Like you're doing now?" All they could say was "Huh?" and I kept cutting them off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing my hand shut in front of their face. Then, I chuckled.
November 9, 2025 at 3:13 AM
A fan once saw me at a grocery store and said it was cool to meet me in person but they didn't want to 'bother me.' I said, "Like you're doing now?" All they could say was "Huh?" and I kept cutting them off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing my hand shut in front of their face. Then, I chuckled.
'My band' is 'very tight' and getting 'pretty energetic.' The 'new songs' are in 'that' vein of pop (think 'Elvis Costello/Wilco/Elliot Smith/George Harrison/Elephant 6/Apples in Stereo/Flaming Lips/Suede/Radiohead').
November 8, 2025 at 12:25 AM
'My band' is 'very tight' and getting 'pretty energetic.' The 'new songs' are in 'that' vein of pop (think 'Elvis Costello/Wilco/Elliot Smith/George Harrison/Elephant 6/Apples in Stereo/Flaming Lips/Suede/Radiohead').
'Xenogears' is really, really 'fantastic' (totally 'awful,' mind you, but also 'fantastic').
November 7, 2025 at 12:23 AM
'Xenogears' is really, really 'fantastic' (totally 'awful,' mind you, but also 'fantastic').
Are you a 'perfect modern gentleman'? Not if you 'burp' in 'public' or 'wear clothes' at 'the gym.'
November 6, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Are you a 'perfect modern gentleman'? Not if you 'burp' in 'public' or 'wear clothes' at 'the gym.'