DocJade
@docjade.com
Pinned
"Nah, switching to Linux would take too long, maybe later"
> Spends entire day troubleshooting windows 11 kernel-level driver timeouts, kernel timer latency, and microstuttering
> Spends entire day troubleshooting windows 11 kernel-level driver timeouts, kernel timer latency, and microstuttering
February 1, 2026 at 12:26 AM
"Nah, switching to Linux would take too long, maybe later"
> Spends entire day troubleshooting windows 11 kernel-level driver timeouts, kernel timer latency, and microstuttering
> Spends entire day troubleshooting windows 11 kernel-level driver timeouts, kernel timer latency, and microstuttering
Reposted by DocJade
we're in the big 26 and i still cant use git to reference a single folder of another repo in my own repo, while also being able to comit that reference to my own repo so when other people clone it they also grab the other repo's folder
:D
:D
January 19, 2026 at 4:17 AM
we're in the big 26 and i still cant use git to reference a single folder of another repo in my own repo, while also being able to comit that reference to my own repo so when other people clone it they also grab the other repo's folder
:D
:D
Reposted by DocJade
They should make an oatmeal that doesn't immediately explode in the microwave when I look away from it
January 17, 2026 at 6:17 PM
They should make an oatmeal that doesn't immediately explode in the microwave when I look away from it
The best part about shipping these orders out is I put the username that people ordered with on the box, and I get to laugh at them
Like "PeggleLover" and "BeesAndThankYou"
Like "PeggleLover" and "BeesAndThankYou"
January 9, 2026 at 4:18 AM
The best part about shipping these orders out is I put the username that people ordered with on the box, and I get to laugh at them
Like "PeggleLover" and "BeesAndThankYou"
Like "PeggleLover" and "BeesAndThankYou"
If you like those goopy-ass cosmic brownies, I assume you dip your bread in water before eating it
January 7, 2026 at 5:55 PM
If you like those goopy-ass cosmic brownies, I assume you dip your bread in water before eating it
I know I have glasses genetics but man, I was hoping I wouldn't need them for a bit longer... I use most websites at 150%+ zoom now...
January 3, 2026 at 6:24 PM
I know I have glasses genetics but man, I was hoping I wouldn't need them for a bit longer... I use most websites at 150%+ zoom now...
They should make a mortal vessel without inherently bad design, such as tummy ache
January 3, 2026 at 4:20 AM
They should make a mortal vessel without inherently bad design, such as tummy ache
I plugged in my headphones, and they usually make a sound nearly instantaneously after plugging them in, but this time it took about 600 milliseconds
So I snapped my fingers to check if my ears had more latency than usual
what
So I snapped my fingers to check if my ears had more latency than usual
what
January 2, 2026 at 7:51 AM
I plugged in my headphones, and they usually make a sound nearly instantaneously after plugging them in, but this time it took about 600 milliseconds
So I snapped my fingers to check if my ears had more latency than usual
what
So I snapped my fingers to check if my ears had more latency than usual
what
folding so... so many tiny boxes...
December 31, 2025 at 7:23 PM
folding so... so many tiny boxes...
Reposted by DocJade
red ascii openssl heartbleed
December 10, 2025 at 6:44 PM
red ascii openssl heartbleed
We should give United Nations veto power to Bulgaria
December 1, 2025 at 8:00 PM
We should give United Nations veto power to Bulgaria
WaniKani: Learn some new things today!
Me: Is it yet another way to say girl or woman?
WaniKani: ...r u mad at me
Me: Is it yet another way to say girl or woman?
WaniKani: ...r u mad at me
November 6, 2025 at 9:36 PM
WaniKani: Learn some new things today!
Me: Is it yet another way to say girl or woman?
WaniKani: ...r u mad at me
Me: Is it yet another way to say girl or woman?
WaniKani: ...r u mad at me
how can i spell `encyclopedic` on my first try but not `resturant`
October 29, 2025 at 4:04 PM
how can i spell `encyclopedic` on my first try but not `resturant`
> Trying to track down Kanji reading database
"Haha imagine if Unicode had this, that would be wild"
> Searches for 2 hours
"Wait, but what if it does?"
mfw it does
"Haha imagine if Unicode had this, that would be wild"
> Searches for 2 hours
"Wait, but what if it does?"
mfw it does
October 17, 2025 at 12:08 PM
> Trying to track down Kanji reading database
"Haha imagine if Unicode had this, that would be wild"
> Searches for 2 hours
"Wait, but what if it does?"
mfw it does
"Haha imagine if Unicode had this, that would be wild"
> Searches for 2 hours
"Wait, but what if it does?"
mfw it does
October 17, 2025 at 11:55 AM
I wish i could listen to music louder without permanant hearing damage
October 17, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I wish i could listen to music louder without permanant hearing damage
sometimes the floppy drive randomly clicks to make sure its still connected and scares the piss outta me
October 16, 2025 at 10:35 AM
sometimes the floppy drive randomly clicks to make sure its still connected and scares the piss outta me
Keyframing on Davinci is actually so ass i cannot
October 13, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Keyframing on Davinci is actually so ass i cannot
They should keep the baby head soft spot on adults in the next patch
October 5, 2025 at 3:29 AM
They should keep the baby head soft spot on adults in the next patch
When I get money there will be signs
September 30, 2025 at 1:27 AM
When I get money there will be signs