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Dr. Clutch
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SSBU Cloud/Dr. Mario Main | Vincent Sheik | They/She
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Bro really fell asleep with the groceries ๐Ÿ’€
Right now seems like a fairly reasonable time to get a weapon for self defense, but that also adds to the problem. Most of the time before this year, the chances of being attacked were far lower, but now there's a chance violence is the norm. Have I changed or did the environment change?
January 12, 2026 at 7:00 AM
Even if I start playing mostly cloud again, I'll always pick Dr Mario into Sonic. Doc should not be good enough to win but he does anyways, pill hard carries in literally every situation
January 11, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Going last stock last hit with norovirus but I got the mu experience and I'm clutching tf up
December 27, 2025 at 10:59 AM
tbh i feel like dr. mario is SUPER underrated. most bad characters are bad because of their disadvantage, which doc def struggles with, but his disadvantage is not comparable to ganon or mac. he has bad mobility but pill is insanely broken, broken enough to where he goes even with sonic
December 21, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Eating at a restaurant and I asked if they had PS2.

Waiter replied with "is SBF ok?"
December 19, 2025 at 8:37 AM
I've been growing a lot, but I'm focused on growth so much I forget where I once was. I went from a strong player, to one of the best in region, to a very notable and relevant player all in the span of a year. I also grew in life, this year was huge for me when it comes to maturity and adulthood.
December 19, 2025 at 7:55 AM
My best wins of all time as of 2025 and my best wins of 2025 alone. I feel like I really started to tear up the scene this year, ending it with wins on state PR and top local players. I won 4 locals and got to grands at many more, including an out of region local win.
December 19, 2025 at 7:55 AM
learned the gravity mu
December 18, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Does this mean Kragg is banned from rivals of aether?
Dude I am officially so done with speedrun leaderboard discourse
December 17, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I hate how gearbox made the new risk of rain dlc "good enough" as opposed to "actually unplayable" compared to the last dlc. They set the standard for content so low that people are praising it because the game isn't broken. Before gearbox took over the game actually got interesting content too
December 14, 2025 at 5:52 AM
I don't think I've ever felt nervous during an exam until now. Shit felt like last hit game 5, but I clutched tf up
December 12, 2025 at 4:21 PM
If JK Rowling made a character who was really hairy and into clay sculpting she'd probably name that mf harry potter or something
December 12, 2025 at 6:47 AM
a bit more specific, but ive started optimizing my gameplay in getting off ledge. jump get up is fucking broken so ive been playing the 50/50 game with my options and timing. my next goal is to improve the hits im getting, i tend to hit my opponent to center stage a lot.
December 12, 2025 at 6:12 AM
i feel like i have top player mindset (cope maybe) but my gameplay isnt optimized enough. im getting hits in, just not the right hits
December 12, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Queer discourse always reminds me that the "self" part of "self identity" is the most important. If you go by he/him and consider yourself a lesbian, or if you're realistically pansexual but consider yourself bisexual, etc. I don't see why anyone should care.
December 9, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I'm not the king of smash but I'm 100% the court jester of smash. I wasn't made to use skill to rule, I was made to use skill to advise but in a mocking way
December 8, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Hot take: there is no difference between cheesing/mashing and playing smart. The skills used for pressing buttons fast and killing at 30% are the same as awareness and punish skills. Its a fake word made by mediocre players to John
December 5, 2025 at 6:27 AM
If I had a nickel for every time my Dr. Mario was banned at a college campus...
December 5, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Besides the obvious, this tweet is so wrong in so many ways

1: There's no such thing as an MRI doctor. It is a 2 year degree to take radiographs.

2: The closest thing to an "MRI doctor" can't diagnose patients.

3: How the fuck would you even come to that conclusion with an MRI?????
December 2, 2025 at 11:12 PM
It fucks me up how some places are open 24/7. Like you can go there anytime and there will always be people there. It will always be the same no matter when you go
December 2, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Reposted by Dr. Clutch
Game: Mii Channel (2006, Wii)
TAS author: DyllonStej
Source: youtu.be/EhihHfsi4ME
December 1, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Man, it really sucks seeing one of your favorite games die bc of a lazy game company. Risk Of Rain 2 started out as an indie game, but was then bought out by Gearbox, which was then bought out by 2k. They ran the game into the ground, and now they don't even have Chris Christodoulou in the ost
November 30, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Reposted by Dr. Clutch
Game: Super Smash Bros. Melee (2001, GC)
TAS author: numerics
Source: tasvideos.org/2505M
October 13, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Call my ass banjo side b the way it's grabbable
November 26, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I think the reason why I haven't gotten a haircut for so long and why I haven't dressed well until recently is because of gender dysphoria but ignoring it because of "work". I feel like I have feminine features and I was afraid of them being seen
November 24, 2025 at 10:22 PM