— DIMM
@doctordimm.bsky.social
That's my name! I still wonder why I hear people yelling it all the time.
Pinned
「 We're not really sure about any higher power, and we're not super big on researching it. I like to think we're some happy accident! 」
ㅤㅤㅤHe smiles, rocking on his feet a bit.
「 And sorry to barrage you with names! Doctor Surlee is the lead scientoon, so kinda my boss? but we're buddies. +
ㅤㅤㅤHe smiles, rocking on his feet a bit.
「 And sorry to barrage you with names! Doctor Surlee is the lead scientoon, so kinda my boss? but we're buddies. +
+ everything, the notepad shows active listening, and it serves as a backup. Besides, pencil and paper seems to fit the local vibe.
December 19, 2025 at 7:04 PM
「 We're not really sure about any higher power, and we're not super big on researching it. I like to think we're some happy accident! 」
ㅤㅤㅤHe smiles, rocking on his feet a bit.
「 And sorry to barrage you with names! Doctor Surlee is the lead scientoon, so kinda my boss? but we're buddies. +
ㅤㅤㅤHe smiles, rocking on his feet a bit.
「 And sorry to barrage you with names! Doctor Surlee is the lead scientoon, so kinda my boss? but we're buddies. +
「 Oh, we aren't in CHARGE! That's the Toon Council— but our head, Doctor Surlee, is in that too! 」
ㅤㅤㅤHe makes a vague sketch of a very tired looking monkey, showing it to Leon.
「 It's his spitting image, haha! 」
ㅤㅤㅤA flip of the page.
「 Oh, we all do stuff like that! It's the best way to +
ㅤㅤㅤHe makes a vague sketch of a very tired looking monkey, showing it to Leon.
「 It's his spitting image, haha! 」
ㅤㅤㅤA flip of the page.
「 Oh, we all do stuff like that! It's the best way to +
( 💙 )
" Aah! What a noble cause! Toontown
Doesn't have to worry about a things
With you guys in charge! (✨)
Oh oh! Question! Do regular toontowners
Play on physical slap comedy or is something
Only toonactors do? What about physical
Affection? Relationships? "
" Aah! What a noble cause! Toontown
Doesn't have to worry about a things
With you guys in charge! (✨)
Oh oh! Question! Do regular toontowners
Play on physical slap comedy or is something
Only toonactors do? What about physical
Affection? Relationships? "
「 Heh, you bet! 」
ㅤㅤㅤHe winks at Leon, positively beaming.
「 I'm part of the SILLI team, which means I research ways to make toons happy! Laughter is our best medicine, after all! 」
ㅤㅤㅤHe winks at Leon, positively beaming.
「 I'm part of the SILLI team, which means I research ways to make toons happy! Laughter is our best medicine, after all! 」
December 19, 2025 at 3:05 PM
「 Oh, we aren't in CHARGE! That's the Toon Council— but our head, Doctor Surlee, is in that too! 」
ㅤㅤㅤHe makes a vague sketch of a very tired looking monkey, showing it to Leon.
「 It's his spitting image, haha! 」
ㅤㅤㅤA flip of the page.
「 Oh, we all do stuff like that! It's the best way to +
ㅤㅤㅤHe makes a vague sketch of a very tired looking monkey, showing it to Leon.
「 It's his spitting image, haha! 」
ㅤㅤㅤA flip of the page.
「 Oh, we all do stuff like that! It's the best way to +
🎊 THAT WAS 2006 FUUUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK the math on dates is too hard. toontown is eleven years behind real time WHYYYY
December 19, 2025 at 2:14 PM
🎊 THAT WAS 2006 FUUUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK the math on dates is too hard. toontown is eleven years behind real time WHYYYY
「 Silliest thing... hm. Well, that's a bit hard. You see, there are two types of Silly Surges! 」
ㅤㅤㅤHe puts the reader back, pulling out a clipboard instead and flipping through it.
「 The main one is when something really wacky happens, those tend to happen in April, like when doodles talked or +
ㅤㅤㅤHe puts the reader back, pulling out a clipboard instead and flipping through it.
「 The main one is when something really wacky happens, those tend to happen in April, like when doodles talked or +
+ you've ever measured? Have you ever measured something SO silly it breaks the scale?"
December 19, 2025 at 2:10 PM
「 Silliest thing... hm. Well, that's a bit hard. You see, there are two types of Silly Surges! 」
ㅤㅤㅤHe puts the reader back, pulling out a clipboard instead and flipping through it.
「 The main one is when something really wacky happens, those tend to happen in April, like when doodles talked or +
ㅤㅤㅤHe puts the reader back, pulling out a clipboard instead and flipping through it.
「 The main one is when something really wacky happens, those tend to happen in April, like when doodles talked or +
Surlee asleep who wants their own silly reader
December 19, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Surlee asleep who wants their own silly reader
「 It's a pleasure to meet you, Lep! 」
ㅤㅤㅤNow feeling outdone, he takes an even deeper bow, one so deep he falls over with a splat. He gets up and dusts off.
「 And quite loony! We even have a massive Silly Meter— that is, a device that measures just how silly things are in Toontown! It was a huge +
ㅤㅤㅤNow feeling outdone, he takes an even deeper bow, one so deep he falls over with a splat. He gets up and dusts off.
「 And quite loony! We even have a massive Silly Meter— that is, a device that measures just how silly things are in Toontown! It was a huge +
"I'm Lep, EXPLORER OF THE INFINITE MULTIVERSE!" He takes a dramatic-er bow, just because he can.
"HOW loony is your lab, Mr. Witt? While I'm a relatively-sane scientist myself, I'm interested in the fruits of science (and SCIIIIIIENCE!) across the multiverse."
"HOW loony is your lab, Mr. Witt? While I'm a relatively-sane scientist myself, I'm interested in the fruits of science (and SCIIIIIIENCE!) across the multiverse."
December 18, 2025 at 10:20 PM
「 It's a pleasure to meet you, Lep! 」
ㅤㅤㅤNow feeling outdone, he takes an even deeper bow, one so deep he falls over with a splat. He gets up and dusts off.
「 And quite loony! We even have a massive Silly Meter— that is, a device that measures just how silly things are in Toontown! It was a huge +
ㅤㅤㅤNow feeling outdone, he takes an even deeper bow, one so deep he falls over with a splat. He gets up and dusts off.
「 And quite loony! We even have a massive Silly Meter— that is, a device that measures just how silly things are in Toontown! It was a huge +
「 Heh, you bet! 」
ㅤㅤㅤHe winks at Leon, positively beaming.
「 I'm part of the SILLI team, which means I research ways to make toons happy! Laughter is our best medicine, after all! 」
ㅤㅤㅤHe winks at Leon, positively beaming.
「 I'm part of the SILLI team, which means I research ways to make toons happy! Laughter is our best medicine, after all! 」
( 💙 )
[ Leon has taken mental note, on the
"Tooney Actor" part. He has some
Autographs to get after this conversations. ]
❝ Dimm Witt? Even your name is soo Toony!
It's my pleasure. And you're a scientist? What
Sort of stuff you cook, doc? ❞
[ Leon has taken mental note, on the
"Tooney Actor" part. He has some
Autographs to get after this conversations. ]
❝ Dimm Witt? Even your name is soo Toony!
It's my pleasure. And you're a scientist? What
Sort of stuff you cook, doc? ❞
「 Yep! A lot of toons that see humans go out to be actors— I, however, am a scientoon! Doctor Dimm Witt, at your service! Nice to meetcha, Leon! 」
December 18, 2025 at 10:12 PM
「 Heh, you bet! 」
ㅤㅤㅤHe winks at Leon, positively beaming.
「 I'm part of the SILLI team, which means I research ways to make toons happy! Laughter is our best medicine, after all! 」
ㅤㅤㅤHe winks at Leon, positively beaming.
「 I'm part of the SILLI team, which means I research ways to make toons happy! Laughter is our best medicine, after all! 」
「 Oh, you betcha! Doctor Dimm Witt, scientoon at Loony Labs, at your service. 」
ㅤㅤㅤHe takes a dramatic bow, before popping back up and beaming at Lep.
ㅤㅤㅤHe takes a dramatic bow, before popping back up and beaming at Lep.
" @doctordimm.bsky.social, salutations. You seem like a duck of science."
December 18, 2025 at 9:16 PM
「 Oh, you betcha! Doctor Dimm Witt, scientoon at Loony Labs, at your service. 」
ㅤㅤㅤHe takes a dramatic bow, before popping back up and beaming at Lep.
ㅤㅤㅤHe takes a dramatic bow, before popping back up and beaming at Lep.
「 Yep! A lot of toons that see humans go out to be actors— I, however, am a scientoon! Doctor Dimm Witt, at your service! Nice to meetcha, Leon! 」
( 💙 )
❝ Soo.. a livin' cartoon character..?
. . .
HAH–! I knew you guys were always
Real, and not some CGI implemented
In an 80's movie! ❞ (✨)
[ His eyes glowing from exctiment upon
Coming up with revelation. ]
❝ I'mm Leon—! A treasure hunter from
Farlands! And you?❞
❝ Soo.. a livin' cartoon character..?
. . .
HAH–! I knew you guys were always
Real, and not some CGI implemented
In an 80's movie! ❞ (✨)
[ His eyes glowing from exctiment upon
Coming up with revelation. ]
❝ I'mm Leon—! A treasure hunter from
Farlands! And you?❞
December 18, 2025 at 11:58 AM
「 Yep! A lot of toons that see humans go out to be actors— I, however, am a scientoon! Doctor Dimm Witt, at your service! Nice to meetcha, Leon! 」
「 Straight up can't comprehend them. They blow up when they try, which is why every toon here's got gags. Just for a little self defense. 」
Is that so? How dull... even /I/ can sense when something is amusing.
( And that's saying something, given how firm he's sounded so far. )
( And that's saying something, given how firm he's sounded so far. )
「 Nope! And they hate fun. Can't take a single joke— that's why your siblings pulling pranks is crazy news!! 」
December 18, 2025 at 2:46 AM
「 Straight up can't comprehend them. They blow up when they try, which is why every toon here's got gags. Just for a little self defense. 」
「 Nope! And they hate fun. Can't take a single joke— that's why your siblings pulling pranks is crazy news!! 」
( Enker nods. )
I assume your robots— the “cogs”— they follow none of these practices?
I assume your robots— the “cogs”— they follow none of these practices?
「 Got it! Serial number is like surname... shares it with siblings... not true for all robots... 」
December 18, 2025 at 2:32 AM
「 Nope! And they hate fun. Can't take a single joke— that's why your siblings pulling pranks is crazy news!! 」
「 Got it! Serial number is like surname... shares it with siblings... not true for all robots... 」
You… can if you like, but it is not a /firm/ rule. Other robots of my kind see the serial groups differently. It’s a matter of opinion.
「 Oh, cool! Can I put that down on the sheet, or is that just you telling me that? 」
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 AM
「 Got it! Serial number is like surname... shares it with siblings... not true for all robots... 」
「 Oh, cool! Can I put that down on the sheet, or is that just you telling me that? 」
It’s somewhat symbolic. They are listed under the same serial number category as I am; that essentially equates to a surname for us.
「 Siblings? Huh! Didn't know robots had family... I'm learning so much! 」
ㅤㅤㅤHe scribbles away.
ㅤㅤㅤHe scribbles away.
December 18, 2025 at 2:13 AM
「 Oh, cool! Can I put that down on the sheet, or is that just you telling me that? 」
「 Siblings? Huh! Didn't know robots had family... I'm learning so much! 」
ㅤㅤㅤHe scribbles away.
ㅤㅤㅤHe scribbles away.
They mostly come from my more reckless linemates— er, siblings.
They have a higher sense of humor, as they’d word it, and less respect for their surroundings.
They have a higher sense of humor, as they’d word it, and less respect for their surroundings.
「 Wait, robots pulling pranks? I gotta know about this!! 」
December 18, 2025 at 2:03 AM
「 Siblings? Huh! Didn't know robots had family... I'm learning so much! 」
ㅤㅤㅤHe scribbles away.
ㅤㅤㅤHe scribbles away.
「 Next question, then! What are your opinions on goofs, gaffs, japes, and assorted buffoonery? 」
⠀
❪ She slowly shook her head. ❫
❝ It’s— not. ❞
⠀
❪ She slowly shook her head. ❫
❝ It’s— not. ❞
⠀
ㅤㅤㅤHe scribbles that down.
「 Thank you! Uhm, normally I'd ask how old you are, but I'm not sure if that's the same with robots. 」
「 Thank you! Uhm, normally I'd ask how old you are, but I'm not sure if that's the same with robots. 」
December 18, 2025 at 1:35 AM
「 Next question, then! What are your opinions on goofs, gaffs, japes, and assorted buffoonery? 」
「 Wait, robots pulling pranks? I gotta know about this!! 」
They’re… fine, I suppose? Sometimes I see a few /dangerous/ pranks from certain robots I know, but other than that they’re mostly harmless.
「 Yeah. I thought that one was worded really clearly, oops. 」
December 18, 2025 at 1:29 AM
「 Wait, robots pulling pranks? I gotta know about this!! 」
「 Yeah. I thought that one was worded really clearly, oops. 」
… what?
( He has to reprocess the question on his own before he can formulate a response. )
As in, practical jokes…?
( He has to reprocess the question on his own before he can formulate a response. )
As in, practical jokes…?
「 Okay! 」
ㅤㅤㅤHe does exactly as asked. The slow blink... cats do that when they're happy, he's learned that from Purrview. Is he happy? No, that doesn't make sense. What species slow blinks when annoyed? He can't tell.
「 What are your opinions on goofs, gaffs, japes, and assorted buffoonery? 」
ㅤㅤㅤHe does exactly as asked. The slow blink... cats do that when they're happy, he's learned that from Purrview. Is he happy? No, that doesn't make sense. What species slow blinks when annoyed? He can't tell.
「 What are your opinions on goofs, gaffs, japes, and assorted buffoonery? 」
December 18, 2025 at 1:17 AM
「 Yeah. I thought that one was worded really clearly, oops. 」
「 Okay! 」
ㅤㅤㅤHe does exactly as asked. The slow blink... cats do that when they're happy, he's learned that from Purrview. Is he happy? No, that doesn't make sense. What species slow blinks when annoyed? He can't tell.
「 What are your opinions on goofs, gaffs, japes, and assorted buffoonery? 」
ㅤㅤㅤHe does exactly as asked. The slow blink... cats do that when they're happy, he's learned that from Purrview. Is he happy? No, that doesn't make sense. What species slow blinks when annoyed? He can't tell.
「 What are your opinions on goofs, gaffs, japes, and assorted buffoonery? 」
( Slow blink. )
For all intents and purposes, just write down 34.
For all intents and purposes, just write down 34.
「 Oh! Uhm. 」
ㅤㅤㅤHe looks around.
「 I still don't get it. 」
ㅤㅤㅤHe looks around.
「 I still don't get it. 」
December 18, 2025 at 1:09 AM
「 Okay! 」
ㅤㅤㅤHe does exactly as asked. The slow blink... cats do that when they're happy, he's learned that from Purrview. Is he happy? No, that doesn't make sense. What species slow blinks when annoyed? He can't tell.
「 What are your opinions on goofs, gaffs, japes, and assorted buffoonery? 」
ㅤㅤㅤHe does exactly as asked. The slow blink... cats do that when they're happy, he's learned that from Purrview. Is he happy? No, that doesn't make sense. What species slow blinks when annoyed? He can't tell.
「 What are your opinions on goofs, gaffs, japes, and assorted buffoonery? 」
「 Oh! Uhm. 」
ㅤㅤㅤHe looks around.
「 I still don't get it. 」
ㅤㅤㅤHe looks around.
「 I still don't get it. 」
"Active" would be a more accurate term. I was first activated 34 years ago.
「 ..online? 」
December 18, 2025 at 12:55 AM
「 Oh! Uhm. 」
ㅤㅤㅤHe looks around.
「 I still don't get it. 」
ㅤㅤㅤHe looks around.
「 I still don't get it. 」
「 ..online? 」
Are they, now? Intriguing.
And that is a complicated question, but I have been online for 34 years.
And that is a complicated question, but I have been online for 34 years.
「 Oh, yeah! Pun names are popular here, it's sorta like good luck. 」
ㅤㅤㅤHe scribbles down something else.
「 Okay, uhm... how old are you? 」
ㅤㅤㅤHe scribbles down something else.
「 Okay, uhm... how old are you? 」
December 18, 2025 at 12:37 AM
「 ..online? 」
「 Oh, yeah! Pun names are popular here, it's sorta like good luck. 」
ㅤㅤㅤHe scribbles down something else.
「 Okay, uhm... how old are you? 」
ㅤㅤㅤHe scribbles down something else.
「 Okay, uhm... how old are you? 」
No, I was just admiring the pun; there are many scientists I know who share that quirk. My apologies, I am not... skilled at conversing.
( Hopefully that was a good enough save, otherwise he /will/ be chewed out if anyone finds out he broke this duck's spirits. )
( Hopefully that was a good enough save, otherwise he /will/ be chewed out if anyone finds out he broke this duck's spirits. )
「 ..is my name weird? 」
ㅤㅤㅤHe still heard it.
ㅤㅤㅤHe still heard it.
December 18, 2025 at 12:31 AM
「 Oh, yeah! Pun names are popular here, it's sorta like good luck. 」
ㅤㅤㅤHe scribbles down something else.
「 Okay, uhm... how old are you? 」
ㅤㅤㅤHe scribbles down something else.
「 Okay, uhm... how old are you? 」
「 ..is my name weird? 」
ㅤㅤㅤHe still heard it.
ㅤㅤㅤHe still heard it.
That can't /really/ be your-- hrm. Never mind.
( He remembers a soft, familiar voice always telling him to 'be nice'. )
... It is nice to meet you, doctor.
( He remembers a soft, familiar voice always telling him to 'be nice'. )
... It is nice to meet you, doctor.
「 Oop— right, yeah. Doctor Dimm Witt, member of the SILLI team, at your service! 」
December 18, 2025 at 12:24 AM
「 ..is my name weird? 」
ㅤㅤㅤHe still heard it.
ㅤㅤㅤHe still heard it.
ㅤㅤㅤHe scribbles that down.
「 Thank you! Uhm, normally I'd ask how old you are, but I'm not sure if that's the same with robots. 」
「 Thank you! Uhm, normally I'd ask how old you are, but I'm not sure if that's the same with robots. 」
⠀
❝ R-O-Z. Roz. ❞
⠀
❝ R-O-Z. Roz. ❞
⠀
「 Roze... R-O-Z-E? 」
December 18, 2025 at 12:05 AM
ㅤㅤㅤHe scribbles that down.
「 Thank you! Uhm, normally I'd ask how old you are, but I'm not sure if that's the same with robots. 」
「 Thank you! Uhm, normally I'd ask how old you are, but I'm not sure if that's the same with robots. 」
「 Roze... R-O-Z-E? 」
⠀
❝ I go by Roz. ❞
⠀
❝ I go by Roz. ❞
⠀
「 So, cool mysterious non-cog robot, what's your name? 」
December 18, 2025 at 12:03 AM
「 Roze... R-O-Z-E? 」