Doctor Dingbat
@doctordingbat.bsky.social
Neighborhood tenant chicken. Mayor of All Thousand Islands
I’m just saying we SEE the One Ring change size to fit on the hands of different bearers so HYPOTHETICALLY SPEAKING there’s nothing to stop the ring from resizing itself to function as a cock ring
July 30, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I’m just saying we SEE the One Ring change size to fit on the hands of different bearers so HYPOTHETICALLY SPEAKING there’s nothing to stop the ring from resizing itself to function as a cock ring
The harpsichords have declared for the Proletariat my lord.
May 15, 2025 at 6:04 PM
The harpsichords have declared for the Proletariat my lord.
I smoke myself to sleep and blame her smile and things I can’t relate
Like summer camp, and costal states
Like alcohol and coffee beans
Dance floors and magazines
I think it’s safe to say
I’ve only got myself to blame
Like summer camp, and costal states
Like alcohol and coffee beans
Dance floors and magazines
I think it’s safe to say
I’ve only got myself to blame
March 17, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I smoke myself to sleep and blame her smile and things I can’t relate
Like summer camp, and costal states
Like alcohol and coffee beans
Dance floors and magazines
I think it’s safe to say
I’ve only got myself to blame
Like summer camp, and costal states
Like alcohol and coffee beans
Dance floors and magazines
I think it’s safe to say
I’ve only got myself to blame
Made myself important at work why didn’t I listen to the wise men’s fables
February 27, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Made myself important at work why didn’t I listen to the wise men’s fables
I have far too much ambition when I set alarms for the morning
February 12, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I have far too much ambition when I set alarms for the morning
Also growing my hair long has helped me realize the depth of emotion that led them to write “where is my hairbrush”
January 31, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Also growing my hair long has helped me realize the depth of emotion that led them to write “where is my hairbrush”
Revisiting media that helped indoctrinate me as a child out of curiosity and Veggie Tales did in fact have bangers. Whoever wrote Larry’s songs should be an honorary bishop
January 31, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Revisiting media that helped indoctrinate me as a child out of curiosity and Veggie Tales did in fact have bangers. Whoever wrote Larry’s songs should be an honorary bishop
I tweet so differently on the two accounts it genuinely appears to be 2 different people at this point
January 22, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I tweet so differently on the two accounts it genuinely appears to be 2 different people at this point
He’s up going gentle into that good night I know he is
January 4, 2025 at 10:59 PM
He’s up going gentle into that good night I know he is
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Hotel sex remains undefeated
December 28, 2024 at 3:45 PM
Hotel sex remains undefeated
My god I hate this holiday
December 25, 2024 at 4:50 PM
My god I hate this holiday
On December 17th, 1903, the Wright Brothers Wilbur and Orville Wright executed the first manned flight in human history.
On December 16th, 1903, the Wright brothers Wilbur and Orville Wright executed their younger brother Icarus Wright with two bullets to the back of the head. Just to be safe.
On December 16th, 1903, the Wright brothers Wilbur and Orville Wright executed their younger brother Icarus Wright with two bullets to the back of the head. Just to be safe.
December 8, 2024 at 5:41 PM
On December 17th, 1903, the Wright Brothers Wilbur and Orville Wright executed the first manned flight in human history.
On December 16th, 1903, the Wright brothers Wilbur and Orville Wright executed their younger brother Icarus Wright with two bullets to the back of the head. Just to be safe.
On December 16th, 1903, the Wright brothers Wilbur and Orville Wright executed their younger brother Icarus Wright with two bullets to the back of the head. Just to be safe.
Reposted by Doctor Dingbat
Nailing a 56-yard walkoff as a college kicker. Immortality. Eternal Super Mario Star. You will never die brother.
December 8, 2024 at 4:49 AM
Nailing a 56-yard walkoff as a college kicker. Immortality. Eternal Super Mario Star. You will never die brother.
Neds Declassified CISvival Guide to whether a queer person is calling me gay in a nice way or in a derogatory way
December 7, 2024 at 10:27 PM
Neds Declassified CISvival Guide to whether a queer person is calling me gay in a nice way or in a derogatory way
I would like to address the recent trend of folks saying “if it ain’t Double D it ain’t for me” and while I am flattered many people do not know you mean Doctor Dingbat and the message is misconstrued. I would ask you all to stop this practice!
December 7, 2024 at 6:07 PM
I would like to address the recent trend of folks saying “if it ain’t Double D it ain’t for me” and while I am flattered many people do not know you mean Doctor Dingbat and the message is misconstrued. I would ask you all to stop this practice!
GOD LIVES IN THE HEARTS OF MEN PARTICULARLY PJ WASHINGTON SPENCER DINWIDDIE AND RECENT CONVERT MARCUS SMART
December 4, 2024 at 4:22 AM
GOD LIVES IN THE HEARTS OF MEN PARTICULARLY PJ WASHINGTON SPENCER DINWIDDIE AND RECENT CONVERT MARCUS SMART
God lived in the hearts of men. Particularly Luka Doncic, Quentin Grimes, and PJ Washington
December 2, 2024 at 4:28 AM
God lived in the hearts of men. Particularly Luka Doncic, Quentin Grimes, and PJ Washington
Sorry I’m late I was distracted. God lives in the hearts of men, particularly Quinton Grimes and Kyrie Irving
December 1, 2024 at 5:36 PM
Sorry I’m late I was distracted. God lives in the hearts of men, particularly Quinton Grimes and Kyrie Irving
Most productive evening I’ve had in months
November 30, 2024 at 8:35 AM
Most productive evening I’ve had in months
Air conditioning always gets louder around holidays
November 27, 2024 at 11:12 PM
Air conditioning always gets louder around holidays
Worst possible week I could’ve tried to pick Overwatch back up
November 26, 2024 at 1:10 AM
Worst possible week I could’ve tried to pick Overwatch back up