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Doctor Sluice
@doctorsluice.bsky.social
Retired USAF, hubby, Dad to 4 men, Opa to 1. Liberal, banned book library owner & builder (3). A poet, rabble-rouser, and Mystic.
He "gave" them his approval!?!
Who in the AF does this dotard think he is? He's a feckless twat who thinks he's a god or some shit.
A cowardly, diaper-destroying douche bag who's ego is the only thing bigger than his KFC-devouring vacuum of a mouth.
If he were a man...meh. Why puff up his pedo ego?
October 30, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Damn!
Keep it up, Scared! These are priceless!!
October 30, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Deep.
I love it.
I want it as a poster...or a tattoo.
🫠
October 23, 2025 at 2:11 AM
The ENTIRE 4th Riech is a joke! From Dotard J Titanic all the way down to that farcicle Judge Jeanine "Ferris-Wheel" Pirro and the OBVIOUSLY uneducated Education Secretary Linda "LetsGetReadyToRumble" McMahon.
Then there is the "Rumplestiltskinish-Nosferatu-Hack", Stephen Miller. I mean, c'mon...!
October 23, 2025 at 1:49 AM
My!
Izzat a distant cousin to Skeksis Chamberlain?!
The Dark Crystal (yeah, I am THAT old).
October 23, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Ya know, I'll bet even the Shoot-bud tRumper boys back in Xxxx would tap a toe or two to this. At least they'd think the cartoon was kewl.

Way to go "Scared"!
youtu.be/6sOpjMIjHj8?...
"Release The Files" - AI Taylor Swift with Gavin Newsom on Sax
YouTube video by scaredketchup
youtu.be
October 11, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I am presuming a bit of satire here, Olga? He reeks of guilt and disgust and untruth to his core.
September 11, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I found this kinda thought provoking. If ONLY hypocrisy wasn't how we conduct business in American politics today...
youtube.com/shorts/fs7tv...
I’ve compiled a list for you Donnie. #usvisa #immigration #uscitizenship
YouTube video by Caitlin Speaks
youtube.com
September 11, 2025 at 3:55 PM
The act is a sad product of where Dotard J Titanic has sent our country. I hope this FAFO results in some positive legislation by BOTH sides
September 10, 2025 at 10:37 PM
@Mr. Colbert, if you read this, or someone who can communicate with you does, could you please address that jackass in the WH for me as "Dotard J Titanic" at least once in your monologue BEFORE you depart the theater for the last line?
Gratefully,
Doctor Sluice
September 10, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Since the "man" is cleaning up the streets with his illegal Nazi ICE twats, how about some white privilege citizens start making trouble for them? Cuz according to Dotard J Titanic, "we're white, we're right, and therefore safe."

Rise up!
Resist!
Remember...EVERYTHING.
September 10, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Your work is brilliant, Scared!
Much better off than I ever fared.
I'm more a lyricist, more like Seuss. Substack handle, Doctor Sluice.

We WILL burn Dotard J Titanic to his core, til that twat breathes, nevermore.
September 10, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Zillow
615 N 1st Ave Iowa
September 10, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Don’t forget the IT personnel who kept the WiFi and 1:1 Chromebooks purring along so kids could “stay educated”.
September 2, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Well, as EVERYTHING Dotard J Titanic says is bullshit, he’s terminal and DC is the hellscape he claimed it was before it now is.
September 2, 2025 at 3:43 AM
All that's missing is the muffled kaboom from an underground bunker 'neath the WH.
youtube.com/shorts/dAzeh...
Killing in The Name Of!!
YouTube video by The Tony Michaels Podcast
youtube.com
September 2, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Please dear god, goddess, fates, et al, tell me Dotard J Titanic leapt, fell, was pushed, or waddled off balance out the window...PLEASE???
September 2, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Looks like we all hafta shop Temu.
August 28, 2025 at 5:03 PM
O M F G !!
Scared Ketchup nails the coffin shut with this one, FO SHO!
I wanna steal this song and play it at our next MAGA-red county supervisor's meeting and every loud speaker in the state of Iowa.
We no longer have a super-major with Catelin Drey's ass-smacking of Christopher Porsche.
August 28, 2025 at 1:04 AM
HOT DAMN!!
August 28, 2025 at 12:51 AM
He did the same thing before saying,
'I'll only be a dick-tater on day one'...
'I'll fix it so [you Christians] won't ever have to vote again',
'Never thought about pardoning Maxwell...tho I could'

8 6 4 7 - now!
August 28, 2025 at 12:48 AM
www.snopes.com/fact-check/w...

Doesn't Putin's Pocket Pussy Puppet, Dotard J Titanic (smartest man never) know South facing things absorb more heat and re-radiate it than North facing things? So why paint the North side of 'die wand' (the wall) black? To keep us from climbing out?! 8 6 4 7
Real mural on Mexican side of border wall?
Mexican artists painted a mural on the Mexican side of the border wall in Friendship Park in Tijuana, Mexico, opening it in July 2025.
www.snopes.com
August 28, 2025 at 12:41 AM
It's official y'all!
We are up FOR SALE!

Just the house, tho.
We can't be bought like our Representatives can.
August 20, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Cuz he might fweeze his widdle mushroom gway penis🥴😏😂
August 15, 2025 at 4:18 AM